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Tezzermelad

@tezzermelad.bsky.social
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EFC, Campervan, Honda VTR SP1, oh and wife, kids, all living the dream. 😎

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cheryl1878.bsky.social @cheryl1878.bsky.social · 10h
FFS
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Phil McPissBagDan @friedkintfg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Apparently they asked ‘What’s an Everton?’
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Teams up and down the country in EFL league 2 are getting ready for an absolute bonanza next season for at least one home game in their fixture list. #Premierleague Show you have a backbone
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sitteh being found guilty of 114 of the 115 charges. Intrigued to know the one they weren't found guilty of. Answers on a postcard please.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Man utd selling turf cubes for £125.00, and they're selling fast. Must be well lush judging by the amount of shite which was added to them every other week.
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cheryl1878.bsky.social @cheryl1878.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Mountfield in the semi against Luton."
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Been wandering round Liverpools city centre today, some serious time off being enjoyed by everyone. Place is bangin. Crisis what crisis.
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cheryl1878.bsky.social @cheryl1878.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t pay you to take corners I pay you to score goals
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We're conceding a late equaliser with last seasons team. Taking the points and moving on. UTFT
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Big Nevs birthday today . Best wishes to the greatest there's ever been between the sticks. Name me a better keeper and we'll all know footy was never goin to be your thing.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Best wishes @mickmack54.bsky.social . Have a great day celebrating your birtdy mucker
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Loved seeing Manure lose after Bruno F shithousing Fodens sending off. Karma at its finest.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The anniversary of the day the whole world changed. Thinking of all those innocent people who lost their lives that day. RIP.
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Waving American Flag Against Blue Sky
ALT: Waving American Flag Against Blue Sky
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cheryl1878.bsky.social @cheryl1878.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Everton The Gear @evertonthegear.co.uk · 05/09/2026
Back of the net.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Riquelme is reported to be on his way to Finch Farm as we speak. Bet he reveals where the Arteta money is as well, the cat.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If Everton sign Balogun, surely what happened with his red card suspension at the World Cup will come in handy when Trump starts getting involved with the Prem. Maybe him and Masters go way back, who knows. 🙄
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Watching that Antiques Roadshow, and the number of dogs you see outnumber cats big time. No 'levelling up' on this programme I see. Shame on BBC.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
See Mrs Doyle is in Coronation Street. Whatever next. Very soon it'll be feck this, feck that, ya big hairy fecker!
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Mrs. Doyle's Smug Expressions in Father Ted
ALT: Mrs. Doyle's Smug Expressions in Father Ted
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
To all the independent coffee places that charge extra for oatmilk, you're missing out on custom. Don't take the piss ffs
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Andys Theory 🦋⚡️💎 @andystheory.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A primer on reality, science and religion. 😎
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A season of consolidation has gone, new season and hopefully a bright future for Everton FC starts today. No excuses, into this campaign from the off. UTFT.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What's beats a hedgehog feeding in your yard? Two of the cuties.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Howard Webb thinks VAR is a great tool, maybe, as long as its not run by great tools!
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uppergwladysblu.bsky.social @uppergwladysblu.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Anyone else’s phone go berserk with a U.K. Government alert???😳😳😳😳
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Both Manure and The Arses friendlies end 1-1 so they have penalty shootouts to decide the winners. What the fcuk is all that about?
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MickMack54 @mickmack54.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Seen the eclipse
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Dark shades underneath my welding goggles. Worked a treat, Only corona to be seen was out of a bottle.
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Phil McPissBagDan @friedkintfg.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Why do they do that thing were players sign and have then wipe dandruff off their shoulder as part of the photoshoot?
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cheryl1878.bsky.social @cheryl1878.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Phil McPissBagDan @friedkintfg.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Love hearing the shite that players come out with when they sign for new clubs
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Andys Theory 🦋⚡️💎 @andystheory.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A leader who does not have to tell you how great he is every time he speaks. 😂
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P-Malone @paulaqj.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I can report that Montana is still beautiful and seemingly unspoiled by the large tub of lard in the whitehouse. Now I should sleep 😴
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Hamburgers V Toffees today. Let's hope we're the main course and not the sweets. UTFT.
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Andys Theory 🦋⚡️💎 @andystheory.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Quick reality check. I love it.👏👏👏
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Sad to hear of the passing of Franco Baresi one of the best Italian defenders to play the game. Took the role of 'sweeper' to great heights (or depths). Real Italian hero. RIP.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Eddie Howe leaving Newcastle you say, with immediate effect, I'd be all over this like a cheap suit. These good young managers come along very infrequently, and he's a Toffee. Big opportunity this.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Infantino has finally 'flipped a cuckoo'. Power hungry beaut has spent too much time in Trumps company. Doesn't know the meaning of 'due process' in business, a pre requisite surely. Wierd behaviour to say the least.
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Rob Swift @swifty66.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
An excellent colourised version of that famous photo of Big Bob Latchford after he scored the penalty at the Street End which was his 30th league goal of season 1977-78.
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FrankHerbertIYKYH @iykyhfrankherbert.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
23rd July 2004 - We signed Tim Cahill from Millwall for £2,000,000 (efcstattocom)
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Today, I spoke with Prime Minister Andy Burnham to congratulate him and discuss the work ahead for us.
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FANSCAPES @fanscapes1.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Amber It’s the one #EFC
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Show me a cuter photo than 2 baby hedgehogs feeding from the same saucer.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Wasn't it the last Auf Wiedersen episode where Oz said they have to get back to England sharpish cos Keegan had signed for Newcastle. That's how big a signing it was at the time.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sad news about Kevin Keegan. Absolute giant of the game. Proper footballer, big part of Shanks's era, and the football family in general, whoever you supported. RIP.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hope Argentina have a thoroughly miserable weekend. England did them in the Rugby, Spain do them in the footy, Messi misses a last minute penalty to win the Golden boot, Trump hands over the World Cup trophy wearing a Falklands are British T shirt over his whistle and flute. That's the dream.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Be interesting to see how Tuchel approaches tonight's game. With a 3 day turnround and top class opposition, how he changes the team with future formations in mind. Don't think this is a 'dead rubber' by any stretch. Any player not fit enough to give 100% tonight, on the bench please.
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