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Since someone pointed out Trumps neck Vagina it’s all I see now 😬🌮🇺🇸

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Things I learned this morning. 🔹Krispy Kreme is absolutely no match for Tim Hortons. I said it . 🔹Gas is down to $1.46 a litre, so apparently miracles do happen. 🔹And most importantly, never befriend anyone who puts Lululemon on their birthday wish list. That friendship is about to get expensive.

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Have to fly to Britain in March, which is usually no big deal on my Canadian passport, except apparently Britain has decided I need to prove I’m British now. Currently renewing my English passport because, being born there apparently isn’t enough . Keeping two passports current is expensive man.

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P-Malone @paulaqj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Summer is still hanging on for dear life 🙏🏻☀️

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Albert Pierpoint never botched executions like they do in the States .. something else Britain does better #JustSayin 🤷‍♀️

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P-Malone @paulaqj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Tough to go for a hike in the mountains this time of year. The bears are desperate to fill their tummies and the older bears take more chances going into populated places for easy pickings. Sounds like how my mum described the Grafton on a Saturday night. 😬

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P-Malone @paulaqj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My dad is a very lucky man 81 years old and this is his first ever surgery (knee replacement) We’re incredibly grateful… but holy crap, does the man MOAN. You’d think they removed every limb. 😂

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P-Malone @paulaqj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What the hell has my algorithm been smoking that THIS is the first thing Facebook Marketplace serves up when I open it? 😬😂

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P-Malone @paulaqj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Trying to get work done but this Jack smith senate hearing is riveting 😬

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P-Malone @paulaqj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’ve made jam and everything when’s the football coming back.. I’m lustily eyeing up crocheting. 😏

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P-Malone @paulaqj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I miss conker season, unsurprisingly I was one of the lads. Did you all vinegar or bake your conkers lads?? 🤣🤷‍♀️

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P-Malone @paulaqj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Checked on my dad , visited my mum, now I’m going to decant a red , put a flatbread in the oven and decide on something to watch 😊

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P-Malone @paulaqj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Different football tonight 🏈

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Is there a possibility of a championship team coming up if they go down… could we have Boro in the premier league, if so that’s a hell of a journey.

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Everton The Sitcom ™️©️ @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Has trump detached himself from XI’s ringpiece yet or is there more?

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It’s the weekend 🐷🐽🐖

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My dad is having a ball in hospital after his knee replacement “these drugs are great” was heard down the ward and “can I take these snacks home ,are they free” You can take the auld fella out of Liverpool 😏

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Is this decision for city retro active could titles be taken away?

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“The Boss” is in his mid 20’s right now and causing havoc because he’s old and grumpy, (stealing picnic baskets, to Yogi fans) But if we euthanized all old grumpy bastards where would we be??

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My sisters and I are going between the hospitals but all’s they want to know is how the other one is doing. 61 years of marriage right there. Dusty in here 🥺😢

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Some real Benny hill vibes going on here.

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I’ve been refraining from posting how I hate international break but it’s bloody boring isn’t it. 😏

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Both parents in different hospitals on opposite sides of the city … I’m going to rack up miles in the next couple of days 🚙🚙🚙 🏥

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Now that Putin has been invited to the G20 in Miami, I feel like the European leaders and Canada should just boycott. Trump seems determined to make Putin look completely normal like he’s just your mum’s new boyfriend and everyone’s expected to invite him over for Christmas dinner.

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*clears throat 👊🏻👇🏻💙

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I’m so boring, in my defense it’s only Tuesday ☕️🫖

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Probably the last person to find this out, but apparently we aren’t moving our clocks forward or back ever again here in Alberta and a few other provinces are doing the same. I actually LOVE that. 🇨🇦💙

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P-Malone @paulaqj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It’s one thing lying to the press and the performing seals lined up behind you in the Oval Office, but standing in front of the world leaders and thinking everyone actually believes you… now THAT was next-level cringe. 😂

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Sometimes you can really tell the people who are still on Twitter: 🤢

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Comes at you fast doesn’t it 🤣🙏🏻

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So essentially, everything Trump and his family are doing is a conflict of interest when it comes to making decisions for America. Their hands are in absolutely everything and in Trump’s case, his cock too.

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Here’s hoping that when the press are back in the Oval Office, they ask the tough, legitimate questions they’re there to ask and, just as importantly, stand together when Trump attacks or abuses their colleagues for doing their jobs. We’ve seen far too much silence and intimidation already.

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What Trump will be left with this week is the foreign press and they aren’t as gun shy , be careful with you wish for Toad.

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Apparently Canada is looking at this , what a nice idea for finding love 😬

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P-Malone @paulaqj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It’s official, I made my font bigger on my phone.. it’s all downhill from here 👵🏻🤓

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Seriously, if you’re only now finding the courage to speak out against Trump as a Republican candidate, it’s far too late. After everything that has happened, selective outrage at this stage isn’t principled it’s insulting to the constituents you’ve spent years representing.

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P-Malone @paulaqj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

*cancels weekend hiking trip 😬

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My walk around fish creek park just came with a little danger 😬

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Coke. @topbalcboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Just been summoned for jury service, that’s a new one for me.😬

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What if we really don't know the meaning of losing...

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I hate ref shaming but this ref ffs 🤦🏼‍♀️💙

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Johnson should exit stage left 😬

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He’s gotta be looking towards bringing on George and Hackney now 😬

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Barry is getting smarter 💙

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