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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 17h

They're OUR counters. Always have been.

Picture of a tiger on a kitchen counter
SoftCatMemes says "GET OFF THE COUNTER"
Reply says: "I ain't tellin him, YOU tell him
Reply says: *holds spray bottle in very shaky hand*

♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I have come to learn she is Susan Dell - Spouse of Michael Dell (since 1989) and has been doing philanthropic work for children’s health and education programs. That being said they’re Trump supporters and donated to those dumb ass child savings account garbage. And she looks like the Gentlemen.

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hoping and praying for a better world After November. It won’t be perfect. But we gotta get out of this mess and punish those that got us here - on both sides.

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

With those shoulders and odd posturing, sharp cheeks - She looks like some villainess Rob Liefeld would draw

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

How do you pin an abstract against the wall and beat it to death when it’s just a bodily function. An exchange of neurons and chemicals. A mixture of emotions and memories. Old desires and ever louder fears. That was cruel. I was happy. And then I woke up from that “turn” youtu.be/Ty-bLdf8Bsw?...

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

One of my first mainliner standup gigs was a local event (2014) hosted by a trans comedian/perfomance artist in the area who held Open Mics in town at an LGBTQ friendly (the owners) dive bar because she loved my sets. 10 years later different puppet, and now my audience is Furries.

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I want to write a whole Christian album but it’s gospel and soft religious rock songs about others going to hell but the parody self righteous singer and her band are convinced they’re going straight up to Jesus lol.

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Patrick McCann @pjmccann3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

indeed #MolecularBiologySky #DNAsky #BiologySky 🧪

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

THIS ISNT NORMAL THIS IS COSPLAY AT THE COST OF OUR NATIONS SOUL

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“I’m mostly a top but…” Thirst post #347 Rizwan Ahmed could raw dog me and smirk the whole time calling me horrible things in his song song but somehow still masculine voice in Punjabi and I’d ask for more.

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sorry to use their god awful AI shlock but had to make this meme

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Wait a minute…I don’t think that’s the same company…😼

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

One wonders why there’s a strange Venn diagram of Catholicism and BDSM and then you see iconography like this. Yeah JCSS Pilate, my reaction too.

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hahaha these two are back to back on my followed timeline lol

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sadly I didn't want to reshoot this but the lighting was AWFULLY BRIGHT in our filming space. Had to use the backup fill light and it washed stuff out. But....I still enjoyed making this conclusion to the Tez vs Grim story. :) Enjoy.

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I sometimes wonder if I should have evaluation if I’m on the spectrum and then I have these moments. Yeah I’ll save that medical expense.

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Oh no! This cock sucks back. Guess I’m going to need a STEAK biscuit. (I don’t know why I’m like this.)

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I am off for 7 days with only a few scheduled obligations. There is no excuse not to make content. Time to get all these ideas to taping.

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Monkey Operating Vintage Camera

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Current Events Joke# 467 “Would Republicans rather have a Furry as a pilot or a stabby saboteur person as a pilot?” 😼 “Tez no” in 5, 4, 3, 2…

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Falco Lombardi from Star Fox

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

SI (Sleeps Intermittently) SI (Still incompetent) SI (Sleazy idiot) SI (Screaming Infant)

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

So fucking get this. All of these super geniuses and their brilliant idea to for some goddamn reason decree that Artificial Intelligence be renamed (while the economy is tanking and world is on fire) read and signed this document full of errors. “of the Unites States”?!!

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This seems so…against so much lore in Dr Who about the dangers of technology. I am going to need more jelly babies to chew on.

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Thomas Neville @goobermunch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Oh. This is way satisfying.

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Strange decorative choices but I’m not a legal professional so I assume those are normal things to have. Hope you do okay with the office inspection. 😼

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

lol Expired: Off with their heads! Tired: Eat the rich Wired: Harvest those who would lead us to destruction for the greater good.

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

God now I want to hear this song redone with these lyrics lol 🎶If I could take a big cock forever and ever, it’d be a big ol’ horse cock forever and ever🎶 youtu.be/_-7Ex4GsRlA?...

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The Pursuit of Happiness - Rock 'n' Roll High School Forever

YouTube video by workingklass0

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Because let’s be honest, if they could, they would do the same with all minorities, queer and trans folk, and anyone who didn’t drink their Koolaid of absolute devotion to the Octogenarian Orange Tyrant. 😼

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Of course you realize that at some point you’re going to have to do the Long Walk as a Fursuit parade. Dealers choice on what to modify the firearm to be instead for the soldier in the foreground of the most used poster. J/k

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Which means there is a non zero chance that with the extra Tavs/Customized characters allowed mod you could defeat the Netherbrain with a fourway different elemental Dragonborn bukkake. Talk about a “dark urge playthrough”

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Baldur's Gate 3 Tav Dark Urge Reveal

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Your version of “an elevated rail journey” and furries’ version are not the same.

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Obviously “Doughnut Prawn” which sounds not very appetizing.

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This means, in theory, I cannot say I haven’t measured “how big it is”. And I’ve commissioned two puppets from makers so that means I can compare and say no shrinkage with age. Though neither maker has asked for arm length and thickness but that’s a whole other topic. Wait…

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Smirking Cat Meme

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That validating moment when you’re re-measuring your hand dimensions for both hands for a new puppet project and then realizing the ramifications of the math of adding those hand widths together and having a little moment of personal confidence boost that your glans comes past that combined total. 😼

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Mushroom Erection

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I half joke about this with colleagues who know who those two are because both look like exes that though the relationship was toxic af I’d be pressed to say no If they came chasing out of the blue. 😅

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Shy White Cat Does a Funny Facepalm

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