TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29ma) has he had lip filler? b) he needs fucking leathering He's everything that's wrong with this "social media influencer" shite, people will be watching this cunt and thinking that's what people from Liverpool are like. 100
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 1hWell, Portugal's newly implemented 'No rapists' policy seems to be working. 081
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 6hSimple. You're really really really really really really really really really old. 110
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 9hIdea for new Peter Kay stand up bit: Hollands pies. Remember when they were good? Eh? 000
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 11hEveryone seems pretty hyped up after Burnham's speech yesterday so once again: words are meaningless, judge people on their actions. 141
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026I say let them off, otherwise Tony Pulis is an FA Cup winner. 111
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026Very handsome man, often overlooked in the Brando/James Dean era. Awful Batman. 110
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026Nah, I am, just the first image I picked. The internet peaked with the original Onion site. 000
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026It's not a sob story, I'm a loner anyway, I already knew what would happen, that's why I did it. Animals > People 100
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026Are we all grown up enough now to agree that Ben Affleck is the best Batman? 410
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026I think we can all agree the only punishment severe enough for City is to make them pay £2 a litre for diesel. 000
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026Manchester City were found guilty of "overstating revenue". Paying yourself Hundreds of Millions of pounds in sponsorship by companies that don't exist isn't "overstating revenue", it's acting the cunt. "In today's news, Gary Glitter has been found guilty of overenthusiastic babysitting" 071
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026If anyone's a mate of Danny Tommo's can you smuggle this in to prison for him, ta x 350
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026Just for comparison, the amount of money Manchester City spent when cheating is greater than 13 country's gross domestic product. 032
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026They're all rock hard, right up to the point that they start crying and pissing their knickers. 010
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026100Gig to download a game, fuck me. Remember leaving the 'phone connected all night downloading an album at 3k/s on AOL or NTL? Compuserve. 110
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026It's winter time. Thick meat and lentil soups are the order of the day. With hot crusty rolls and lashings of butter. 010
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026That would be very nice with some lentils and barley 100
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026Something I don't talk about is I spend a significant amount of my income and my time helping others. The homeless, children, domestic violence victims, a variety. I deliberately distanced myself from everyone this year. Not one person has gotten in touch to check in. I won't be doing it any more. 250
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026Male privilege. I don't remember the last time a bloke paid his mortgage off in 2 weeks by selling his farts in a jar. Fuck off, "male privilege". 110
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026Potato-flavoured potatoes. Whatever will they think of next? 010
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026Tuesday: Card only self serve machines at the shop. "That's card only, sir" Yeah, that's fine. Beep: this machine is card only, would you like to continue? Yes. Beep. Beep. Beep. Checkout. "How would you like to pay?" 221
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026Some bloke's just walked in and ordered a pumpkin spice latte. 410
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026I've just been sorting out her speed awareness course. Same place, same day. Her: "It's so unlike me, this, speeding" Me: You got 3 points in January. Not only that but you didn't tell me, I did your car insurance & you've been driving illegally 'till I rectified that 2 weeks ago. Her: "... ..." 110
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026Every day, M. Every fucking day there's something. 100
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026No mention of the 1st victim, a Muslim man. How convenient. I'm sure it's just an oversight and there's no agenda here whatsoever. 081
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026Right, this is what I have to deal with on a daily basis. The old dear got a parking ticket when she was in Ireland and I have to challenge it 'cause the signs weren't clear enough when she abandoned the fucking car on Donaghadee High Street. 110
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 28/09/2026I'm going to the washroom to run some water from the faucet 100
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 28/09/2026When Macca takes the car in for a service he leans out of the window and says "want me to pop the hood?" 110
TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 28/09/2026I hate pumpkin spice, you're projecting your love of autumn girly drinks onto me, you freak 110
