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TesticleOReilly

@testicleoreilly.com
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 7h
The league doesn't need two Evertons.
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 10h
Wednesday
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 10h
@macca07.bsky.social What is wrong with you?
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026
The name's West. Adam West.
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026
Look at that fucker.
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026
I said what I said.
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026
#nsno
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026
If anyone's a mate of Danny Tommo's can you smuggle this in to prison for him, ta x
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026
Potato-flavoured potatoes. Whatever will they think of next?
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026
This might explain things
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026
Right, this is what I have to deal with on a daily basis. The old dear got a parking ticket when she was in Ireland and I have to challenge it 'cause the signs weren't clear enough when she abandoned the fucking car on Donaghadee High Street.
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 29/09/2026
Tuesday
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 28/09/2026
It's worth it for the chicken bake alone.
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 28/09/2026
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 28/09/2026
Anyone got Jasper Carrott's number?
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 28/09/2026
Monday
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 27/09/2026
Lads. J-Lo. Now I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that none of her previous four husbands were the problem.
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 27/09/2026
Just been sat here seeing the same person commenting and thought fuck me, this one goes on a bit, then realised I was on their profile and it was their timeline I was reading.
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 27/09/2026
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 27/09/2026
Lads My 9 games #My9Games my9games.net
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 27/09/2026
Lads. Someone needs to point out to these new-age City fans who Manchester City actually are.
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 27/09/2026
@frenchtone.bsky.social Aldi are smashing it again
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 27/09/2026
Lads
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 27/09/2026
Happy God's lazy day x
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 27/09/2026
Get on the bacon, cheese and tomato toastie, G
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 27/09/2026
Sunday
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 26/09/2026
Dark at night now, lads.
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 26/09/2026
"We were the power in English football in the 80s the European champions in waiting" Won 2 European Cup games in their history and won 5 trophies to Liverpool's 15 in the 80s. Not even the best team in their own postcode, and Everton dads are to blame for poisoning their kids with this shite.
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 26/09/2026
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 26/09/2026
Fuck. the fucking fuck. All the way. Off.
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 26/09/2026
Sir.
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 26/09/2026
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 26/09/2026
What a perfectly normal day on the island of peace and love.
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 26/09/2026
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 26/09/2026
Saturday
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 25/09/2026
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 25/09/2026
David Ornstein right now
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 25/09/2026
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 25/09/2026
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 25/09/2026
@tonycampari.bsky.social Too far, Campari. Too fucking far.
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 25/09/2026
Now what's happened here is an Israeli player was sent off for doing the same thing, because he was already on a yellow, nothing to do with his religion or his nationality. This is why the world is getting sick to the back teeth of this "we're the victims" shit.
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 25/09/2026
Friday
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 24/09/2026
@atw1062.bsky.social
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 24/09/2026
No, YOU'RE crying, y'fucking big wuss
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 24/09/2026
Every single one of these cunts needs fucking leathering, young, old, every one of them.
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 24/09/2026
Me when someone says they're going to the chippy and they come back with salt and pepper ribs, char siu fried rice, wonton soup, a kebab and banana fucking fritters.
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 24/09/2026
LakotaMan on X makes a very good point.
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 24/09/2026
I don't know what war she's referring to, but hear me out
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