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Michael @michaelklamerus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

IMO it shouldn't just be Looney Tunes that's still referencing Peter Lorre in 2026. Other films, shows, and video games should have him making appearances too. The kids are asking for more Peter Lorre

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Why is the dubbing on Iron Chef still better than the dubbing on anime

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Watching an old episode of Top Gear and they announce the guest is Jimmy Carr and I started loudly booing in a room by myself

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I’ve been to three stores and I cannot find any mineral sunscreen did RFK ban it or do we just have beef with the country that mines it youtu.be/jWpPrWHBHcQ?...

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The Simpsons - World Without Zinc

YouTube video by AreaEightyNine

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I’m finally going to take a stand and say that Faye Valentine is the worst dressed anime babe in history

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Undertale more like Overratedtale

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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

god damn the way I would be hoeing my way across the Village … but I would never get the Prisoner, the original locked-in-the-ice virgin himself. tantalizing

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

10 THINGS ABOUT MY 1980S HOUSE THAT JUST MAKE SENSE 1. Fireplace You need somewhere to make a fire? Say less, fam

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Find out what happens when Pepsi stops being polite and starts getting real.

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PC-98 Bot @pc98bot.gang-fight.com · 04/06/2026

Slayers // Banpresto // PC-98

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

We saw a car on the road with a vanity license plate with “wine” on it and joked about how having an alcohol reference on your car might attract unwanted police attention and I am aware that designing a series of pro drunk driving bumper stickers is irresponsible and immoral

A set of three crudely drawn bumper stickers:
Drinking and driving boughtthis car
How’s my drinking? Call 1-800-UP-YOURS
Going to need more wine for this commute

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Is there a comprehensive explainer of all the references in the Daicon IV animation out there? I need to know who these guys are and I’m sure a non-zero number of them are from the Japan only covers of Isaac Asimov novels

A black alien guy with pointy ears, a claw hand and four different colored eyes riding a UFO

A huge bird head with tiny chicken feet encased in glass outside a cafe called Solaris in a desert landscape with two suns

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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Try out my little Twine story I made for this year's Gex game jam. I'll probably expand on it and give it some more choices one of these days. topherflorence.itch.io/the-gex-writ...

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The Gex Writer's Room by Topher Florence

A game about the writer's room of the tenth Gex game

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

With the release of his twangy bro-power anthem "My Wife and My Truck Don't Get Along", rural troubador Carlin McRib is being hailed as the latest in a long line of truck-positive musical acts, joining such esteemed company as Tyler Trailer and the Hitches, Josephina Tires, and The Rusted Chevy Boys

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

My ballet teacher announced that our costumes for the recital would include one glove and I gasped audibly

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

My ancestors were from the canton of Bern in Switzerland and all I want is to be able to dress like them

A woman rocking the traditional costume of Bern which includes a black dress with silver ornamentation on the bodice, a white puffed sleeve blouse, a pink apron, lace fingerless gloves, and an extremely sick lace bonnet

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Maybe it’s just my algorithm but it seems like needlepoint is coming back and I need the cowards at Michael’s to start stocking tapestry wool

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avaelin 🏳️‍⚧️ @avaelin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Worth reading if your head has been under a rock or if you have trans loved ones or family members but still engage with this franchise.

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

I unclogged the bathroom sink a few days ago and I’m still more proud of that than anything I’ve done at work

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

I don’t understand the “gen z stare” discourse it’s like none of you have ever worked in a Christmas store at the mall where someone comes in, looks at one shelf, and then asks if you have any more Christmas ornaments

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Me: what if I made an adult mahjong game called Hardcore Pon! PC98: buddy believe me we got that covered www.pc98.org/index/ct7.html

pc98.org

Mahjongg Games

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Suck my dick CVS Caremark why do you get to tell me I have to switch my prescriptions to 90 days

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

You either die a Lydia or live long enough to become a Delia

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that there ain’t no gettin’ offa this train we on.

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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

a fun idea for a video game would be a comedy horror porno fmv game with the concept "what if you just actually made the theoretical version of night trap that existed in the psychosexual imagination of 1990s politicians?"

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Pretty sure the Supreme Court ruled that the president can legally have Elon killed. Ultimate broken clock

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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

they should make a big crossover comic book where all the ducks in scrooge mcduck's family have to fight all the echidnas in knuckles the echidna's family (archie comics ver.) and they do a big epic battle splash page with all the dead ducks and echidnas looking down from heaven too

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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Playing Sega Saturn games in 2025 is easy, if you know what you're doing. There are expensive ways, there are inexpensive ways, there are soft mods and hard mods and upgrades and emulation. Here's a rundown to get you started, if this past month has piqued your interest in Sega's underloved console.

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30 years of the Sega Saturn: How to play Saturn games in 2025

You have options, and you should know what they are. If only so you no longer have an excuse to not play Sega Saturn games.

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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

This months, Patreon supporters are in for a treat of a JUST KING THINGS Bonus Episode, on 2011's very weird BAG OF BONES TV miniseries adaptation and the numerous odd choices it makes about accents, trees, and recognizable actors. www.patreon.com/posts/just-k...

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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Join patreon.com/rangedtouch to hear us talk about 2011's BAG OF BONES, a truly terrible (and yet extremely weird) adaptation of the Stephen King novel. It has one of the funniest things I have ever seen in a tv movie - Pierce Brosnan getting electrocuted with tree powers so hard he pukes. Sound up

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

I hate the commercialization of the ugly Christmas sweater so much

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Anime Dad @animedad.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

All else being equal, I think it would be pretty devastating if word was on the street that the fire in my heart was out

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 10/07/2024

Me shopping at Joann: I don’t need scuba knit I need NEOPRENE. You clods. You buffoons.

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 19/12/2023

Wearing a tshirt with your own picture is such a power move

Panel from Dogsred, Rou wearing a tshirt with his own face

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 19/12/2023

Remember Juicy Couture? It’s back! In yarn form.

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

He’s the playboy failson of a breakfast cereal empire. She’s a wedding planner who’s had a bad string of marriages in which her husbands all died under mysterious circumstances. Sparks will fly when they get together in Cereal Monogamy, this fall on NBC

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 08/11/2023

The Wikipedia article that reads the most like a Strangers With Candy bit

Street terms

Street terms for temazepam include king kong pills (formerly referred to barbiturates, now more commonly refers to temazepam), jellies, jelly, Edinburgh eccies, tams, terms, mazzies, temazies, tammies, temmies, beans, eggs, green eggs, wobbly eggs, knockouts, hardball, norries, oranges (common term in Australia and New Zealand), rugby balls, ruggers, terminators, red and blue, no-gos, num nums, blackout, green devils, drunk pills, brainwash, mind erasers, neurotrashers, tem-tems (combined with buprenorphine), mommy's big helper, vitamin T, big T, TZ, the mazepam, resties (North America) and others.

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

Can I sue Milton Bradley for the fact that my most indelible childhood memory is the Crossfire commercial?

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

I’m playing Shadows of Doubt, it’s this procedurally generated cyberpunk detective game, I love it but also I’ve been unable to solve any case besides the tutorial one where I Pinkerton’d my way through

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 04/10/2023

For Halloween I can’t decide between Eastern Bloc Robot Cowboy and sexy Flatwoods Monster

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 04/10/2023

Couple’s costume idea: Tuun-La and Stalingrad from The Tick (1994)

Tuun-La, not of this Earth, and Stalingrad embracing

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 04/10/2023

If it was the 1990s they absolutely would have made a David Pumpkins movie

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Tess Turbo @tessturbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2023

[20 different fonts:] In this house, we must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. We will face our fear. We will permit it to pass over us and through us. Because in this house where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only we will remain.

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