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I like Garfield a regular amount. Nothing weird here I super promise.

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Flora 🍓🏳️‍⚧️ @floramerigold.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yesterday's news about Jacob Geller broke my heart, so much that I couldn't stop dwelling on it all day. In an effort to make sense of this horrific news and my admittedly complicated feelings about it, here is my article on the Jacob Geller situation: epiloguegaming.com/what-do-we-d...
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What Do We Do With Jacob Geller? - Epilogue Gaming
Earlier this week, a friend noticed Jacob Geller’s book, How A Game Lives, sitting amongst my living room shelves. Under almost any other circumstances, this would have been an exciting invitation for...
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Maggie Mae Fish 🐟 @maggiemaefish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I also believe in restorative justice but I don't think that means you get to become a pillar of a community and garner an audience and an income that relies solely on everyone including yourself staying silent about your actions. In the VIDEO GAME SPHERE no less.
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On Jacob Geller
I'm aware of the rape allegations against Jacob Geller, as well as the fact that his name is on a court-ordered list of UNC students disciplined for sexual violence. I've hesitated on whether to post anything about it, because the victim hasn’t been identified and I don’t want to participate in a retraumatizing conversation against their wishes. At the same time, as someone who has collaborated with Jacob Geller, I do not want my silence to be taken as endorsement.

For my part, I did not know about this and I wish I had. What justice and repair look like in cases like these are for the victim to decide, and I do not know their wishes or what accountability processes, if any, took place. However, strictly on a personal level, I’m uncomfortable having collaborated with someone who has presented himself as a nonthreatening feminist without ever disclosing his history of sexual violence to me or any other colleagues I’ve spoken to. I have no intention of ever working with Geller again. Beyond that, the person this happened to ought to be the ultimate authority on what happens next, and how they wish to tell their story if at all.
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Cult of the Lamb @cultofthelamb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The FDA has announced a nationwide recall of Bowl of Poop, stating that the dish is 'made of poop' and 'might have poop in it'.
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
There’s something so special about Big Walk, yall. Please play it. The music is incredible and the environment in general is just so spot on Aussie bush I was getting emotional in there. That game is special as fuck.
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
My partner's phone is so old the AusAlert didn't make any noise lmao
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Haley's Headless Mechanic 🏳️‍⚧️ @mecha-bunny.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
(meme from link)
Meme comic of a trans person coming out. "Mom… I'm trans." "Is that because of that game you made?" "Oh yeah, lemme check if I accidentally made the fucking game that makes you trans. Oh fuck" and the trans person is holding Hollow Knight: Silksong.
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ickygolem @ickyburd.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
BEST HEADLINE IN ALL OF GAME JOURNALISM
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Ok but like if someone told 15 year old me that the day after their 30th birthday they’d go to a unironic Miku rave they maybe would have stopped wanting to kill themself lmao
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The Backrooms was very good but now I am uncomfortable in hallways and everything feels wrong send help
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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"The Backrooms" is the scariest movie of the year. Yeah right. It's just a big room. That means there's more space for all my toys. I should be scared that I'm going to have a million toys? Are you stupid?
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I bullied @magillmanor.bsky.social into buying fnaf and streaming it to me cause I was bored and he literally can't get passed the menu because he keeps on pressing esc and closing the fuckin' program
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I have a fine art degree and this is what I do with it
Silly little drawing of Feddy on Tomadachi Life
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
11/10 game no notes
My very poorly drawn Glamrock Freddy face in Tomodachi life. I have named him Fredrick and I love him.
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I finally got Tomodachi Island but I have decision paralysis over what mii to make first. This is just like on the 3DS why did I think I'd be okay with the new one.
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Johnny Rebeck @johnnyrebeck.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
THERE👏🏼SHOULD👏🏼BE👏🏼CONSEQUENCES👏🏼FOR👏🏼NOT👏🏼DISCLOSING👏🏼GEN👏🏼AI👏🏼USE👏🏼IN👏🏼GAMES👏🏼
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
jesus christ I got this game yesterday
Slay the Spire 2 playtime: 15.2 hours
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
which way, walking disaster
the "illusion of free choice" meme (the one with the cow), where the cow is labeled "I am not hot enough to be this much of a disaster", the two paths are labeled "I need to get my shit together" and "I need to get hotter", and both lead to a hole labeled "my inevitable death at the hands of the state"
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
the quality of each star trek show is directly proportional to how often you see the characters engaging in hobbies
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 09/04/2026
If I had a nickel for every piece of media I’ve engaged with this year that has a creepy clone child named Emily in it I’d have more nickels than you’d think and so would my clone who is also named Emily
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
why did no one tell me crab rave got added into rift of the necrodancer tho?
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I'm putting this on my résumé @playbalatro.com @localthunk.com
Screenshot from steam, it is an achievement on the Balatro game page which says: Today, tesshissa achieved, rulebreaker, complete every challenge run.
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Help!! I’m playing Wii Bowling with my client and I’m absolutely kicking her ass but I’m trying not to. I can’t stop getting strikes. I feel so bad. She plays competitive bowling irl and she was talking mad smack before we started. I’m dying over here.
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
slow news day I guess
Screenshot from my subscription feed of back to back videos about whatever the fuck "Fruit Love Island" is.
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
so much room for activities (i uninstalled fortnite)
a blank space on my desktop where the fortnite icon once satMy local disk drive now saying "277 GB free of 930 GB"
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Hazel E. Baumgartner - HELIRUNA OUT NOW! @hazelebaumgartner.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
With the new Harry Potter trailer dropping today, now is a better time than ever to remind everyone that J. K. Rowling's name appears in the Epstein files where she calls Epstein "a very dear friend".
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Pro Scitor @proscitor.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Alanah Pearce @alanahpearce.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
when you really think about it, the true value of video games is in laying off thousands of the people who make them at regular intervals in order to increase shareholder value 🥰
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Cancelling my Fortnite Crew was genuinely a spiritual experience for me. I have spent $1,267.30 on Fortnite, the majority of which was from me simply forgetting to cancel that subscription for 5 years. Even if they revert this stupid ass decision these cunts are never getting another cent from me.
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
fnaf 2 very good gonna have to go see it 100 more times
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
We are so fucking blessed to exist in the same reality that Kevin Perjurer exists in.
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TheConballs @theconballs.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
@hankgreen.bsky.social nooo, Hank don’t do it!!!
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Epic deliberately crashed AWS so they could secretly fix the Velma skin without anyone noticing
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
ok but did Epic fire all of their staff or something because how did they fuck up Velma's skin this badly?!!!?
Velma in Fortnite with the worst clothing physics I've ever seen in my life. Her top and skirt are connected and acting like rubber fused to her knees.
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Big fan of bathroom door peep hole. Paris is fucking wild.
Photo of a mysterious hotel door in the new Pokémon game. The door is in the hotel room but it is not the entry door. It’s the only other door in the hotel room, so we can presume it’s a bathroom. The door has a peep hole. Tess’ character stands in front of said door with their thumbs up.
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Oh, okay a Pokémon just make me laugh. Can’t say that’s happened in a while. Incredible comedic timing with the Floette scene. 👏👏👏
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
SORRY DID THEY CHANGE HOW POKÉMON BATTLES WORK ARE THEY ALLOWED TO FUCKING DO THAT???!!!!!!!!
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
HOLY SHIT I finally got a twitchRPG survey invite that actually worked and ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Screenshot from the twitchRPG survey which reads "Have you seen or heard advertisements from Australian Defence Force (ADF) on twitch in the past 30 days?"
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
It's my first time watching Labyrinth
Screenshot of 3 messages sent by Tess. The first says "ok but is this just like 1989 Daddy Day Care." The second says "Goblin King kinda seems like a great Kinder teacher tho." The final message says "i take that back."
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Holy shit. After missing her last two shows I fucking finally managed to grab tickets for the Ashnikko Australian tour. Screaming. Crying. Throwing up.
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
surely the game can't be that good...
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 04/09/2025
Woah, incredible. The release of Everybody’s Golf: Hot Shots today has crashed both the eShop and Steam. Guess fans are really excited to see a sequel to their beloved game after seven years
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
“That’s wild but this YouTube age verification thing probably won’t affect me” I say as my autistic ass is 60 hours into the Markiplier FNAF playlist I watch monthly.
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localthunk @localthunk.com · 05/08/2025
Balatro 4: Jimborigins
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Chose to not watch the showcase cause I've been pretty meh about nintendo lately and now I FIND OUT I MISSED OUT ON A NEW KATAMARI ANNOUNCEMENT!
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Fun fact: I have Aphantasia which means I can’t form visual images in mind. I also have CPTSD from a long term sexually abusive relationship. My flashbacks are completely visual. The only time I can “day dream” is when I have involuntary flashbacks.
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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) @tesshissa.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
feddy
Very bad Freddy Fazbear made using a 3D pen. It is terrible and I fucking love him.
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