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tessa lylah is mf’n tired

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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 22h
It’s hard. Everything is hard right now, and I’m really sad.
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey ya’ll, how ya’ll been?
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Showered, washed my hair, mopped and swept the living room, currently working on laundry.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
it is too early in the morning and i am far too beautiful to have to listen to a man tell me about his steroid cycle so let me stop you right there brother
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My husband landed a job!! I’m so incredibly proud of him. Unfortunately, he doesn’t start until next Tuesday. Our rent is due on the 5th, and we could really use some help to make sure we stay in our dream home. Please help us by donating to our GFM gofund.me/c8b19ea30
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Donate to Help Bridge a Temporary Housing Gap for Our Family, organized by Tessa Humeniak
My name is Tessa, and I am reaching out to our community with an u… Tessa Humeniak needs your support for Help Bridge a Temporary Housing Gap for Our Family
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’ve been so damn stressed, it’s taking such a huge toll on my body physically. Like, I’m breaking out, having migraines, and just so exhausted. I need the universe to PLEASE give me a break.
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God @thegodshow.com · 19/08/2026
Call me crazy, but perhaps being related to a Senator who died doesn’t qualify you to be a Senator.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 13/07/2026
Breaking News: An ICE agent shot and killed a person in a vehicle in Maine this morning, according to the state attorney general’s office.
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Authorities Investigate Fatal ICE Shooting in Biddeford, Maine
The killing occurred in Biddeford, about 20 miles south of Portland. The Trump administration has stepped up immigration enforcement nationally in recent weeks.
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Idk how many parents I have on here, but my one and only biological child is not only starting middle school, but he’s doing so in a new district. I’m NOT okay. I’m incredibly anxious and scared for him. We moved into our new home in June, and while he’s done amazing making new friends, (1/??)
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Wait wut
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
On a scale of 1 to get her some help, if your spouse said to you “I’m struggling, I’m not okay. It’s too heavy, I NEED HELP” how likely is your response to be “What kind of help?”
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My feet hurt so damn bad from cleaning up.
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
First Sunday Reset in my new home
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I spend too much time wondering what deatj feels like.
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
My therapist: “Do something today to celebrate your blackness and that you are a testament of what your ancestors fought through? *proceeds to spend the rest of my session ugly crying and then sits in the Target parking lot and plays Zendaya and Labarith”
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
New depression lair guyssssss
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
But hey, I shouldn’t complain. It’s only the things that make ME comfortable that’s missing. Not anybody more important.
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
My sister real life used ChatGPT to respond to me venting. My husband left my makeup toolbox AND my reusable cups at our old house. He also “attempted” to mount our bedroom TV, but couldn’t. He waited until the DAY BEFORE we moved to order our dresser. So yeah, that’s how I’m feeling.
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It’s so fun watching my anniversary trip get further and further out my grasp all because my husband may end up being a juror for a federal trial here in Chicago. Absolutely love this for us. Not at all like we’ve had the hardest year of our lives or anything.
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
What’s crazy to me is he’s doing the same shit to me that he claimed happened to him. Only difference is I’m expected to do the mental labor while also working full time
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We’re moving in two weeks and my anxiety is completely out of control. I’m scared, I’m nervous, my tummy hurts. Literally nothing is packed.
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
My husband should be grateful that I’m addicted to buying cleaning appliances and not crack.
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Susan @naurielsjh.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
1/2 🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: Researchers from MD Anderson dropped a bombshell mRNA COVID vaccines appear to boost cancer immunotherapy survival rates. bioengineer.org/esmo-2025-mr...
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ESMO 2025: mRNA COVID Vaccines Enhance Efficacy of Cancer Immunotherapy
In a landmark discovery that could alter the course of cancer treatment, researchers at The University of Texas MD Anderson Cancer Center have unveiled compelling evidence that mRNA-based COVID-19
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The most annoying thing (for me) about moving is cleaning out my closet. I’ve been telling myself for at least 2 years I didn’t need clothes because I had a closet full of them, but at the same time never had anything to wear. I found out today that I in fact do NOT have clothes lol
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
While I am incredibly grateful for the gifts my husband and sister got me, all I wanted was a fresh set of nails, a pedicure, and a new Stanley. It is what it is. Sure some bean head ass man will tell me I’m a terrible wife and I’m ungrateful.
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Yeah, no. I’m done.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I know if I get up to brush my teeth, I’ll automatically do my skincare. It’s just a matter of me wanting to get up
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
1/3 of my mission this evening is complete. Im way too tired to do everything else.
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
About this time last Wednesday was one of the worst days of my entire life. The chain even of things that it set off have broken me so much that I don’t recognize myself. I’ll never be who I was before this happened.
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 19/04/2026
The Strait of Hormuz wouldn't be closed if Kamala were President. 🤷🏿
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
My only wish is that the match was longer. 17 minutes was way too short
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friendOWO🏳️‍⚧️ || BE A BASTARD @friend0w0.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Hahahahahaha good I hope he cries I hope he understands nobody really cares Justice for Janel Grant Fuck Brock Lesnar Nothing of value is lost in his retirement There isn’t anything he brought to the table, that doesn’t already exist in the world of wrestling. There goes the pain🖕 #Wrestlemania
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I really miss doing Pilates, but Club Pilates is so damn expensive, and the vibe changed overnight at the studio I was going to.
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I think I’ve silently resigned myself to the fact that I’m never going to go on my honeymoon.
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Because she sexually abused her sister?
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Today is one of them days where I’m going off on EVERYBODY.
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Maaannnnnnn this starting unexpectedly has my mental health in the absolute gutter
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/04/2026
Artemis II lifts off
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I’m also finally getting over this hellish illness we’ve been navigating for almost a week. I was able to put on real clothes today instead of just pajamas.
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Final sprint of the school year starts tomorrow for the older three kids, with one (my bio son) living with us. I feel like he’s lowkey been slipping through the cracks because I’ve been so busy with so much else that life has handed us. We sat and recalibrated with him this morning
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Sean @stholeary.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Dear golf media: start treating Tiger Woods like the degenerate disaster he's become. It's not a tragedy. It's infuriating. I don't care how much you loved watching him play. He's a grown ass man who keeps flipping cars & endangering lives. He needs jail time.
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
To those asking for other ways to help, I’ve created a registry as well Check out this Gift List I just created. www.amazon.com/registries/g...
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Ke’Lanni’s Immediate Needs | Amazon Gift List
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Little Nugget is resting. I’m trying to regulate my nervous system, and maybe grab something to eat to take care of this headache.
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Jadedpundit @jadedpundit.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Keeping “celebrity” deaths in perspective. Chuck Norris was a bigot, misogynist, racist, birther, hated LGBT folks, MAGA to the core, okay with Felon 47’s pedophilia, and the epitome of toxic masculinity. I will not be mourning his death.
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a close up of a man 's face with the words " yeah " on it
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words " yeah " on it
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 23/03/2026
Bluesky - PLEASE give this post a boost and give if you can ❤️
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Yo! So, I need help! My husband and I unexpectedly had to take in my 1 y/o great niece last night. She’s safe, and currently napping, but this is a financial expense we weren’t planning for. Please, if you’re able to assist, please donate. #mutualaid #urgentrequest
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tessa lylah is mf’n tired @tessaxlylahx.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I don’t want a lot. Just to be paid my worth, a new house that has a tub in my primary sweet, and a job I don’t hate.
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