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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Today on Is This Anything: I had a dream the other night where it was an Oops All Clowns version of a Agatha Christie/Clue Movie style murder mystery in a mansion. Like every character was a different genre of clown. I didn't sleep long enough to get to the murder, but the set up was very compelling

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I have been paying enough attention to Airplane Shit for the last couple years to have opinions on the aesthetics of their design, and despite the Global Hawk having every design feature I usually hate to see in a plane (ass engine, goose neck, V tail) I can't help but love this very weird good boy:

Northrop Grumman RQ-4 Global Hawk, a surveillance UAV, in NASA livery, idk what NASA is using it for but it's a good boy in my book since all it can do is take pictures of the ground and fly itself.

Same plane (I know it doesn't have a cockpit but idk it's plane size, plane shape and has a plane engine, it's a plane) with US Airforce livery, I like the that they painted a red accent on the engine intake, this thing flies at nearly the edge of the upper atmosphere, no one's seeing that shit. One of the sensors on the nose looks makes it look like it's blowing out air like one of those illustrations of the North wind on old maps. How has no one made this thing into one of those inappropriately sexy ship/plane/tank girls? What are they called, uhhhhh Mecha Musume? No ones done it, yet I looked. Maybe they will now because one of Japan's Global Hawks crashed into the ocean on Tuesday, and maybe the perverts will learn about the good boy and make a weird GLaDOS type gijinka.

Another USAF Global Hawk showing the back end of the plane while it's being worked on by ground crew. I think V tails are a crazy design choice primarily because it usually means they have more concentrated stress point at the junction of the...fins? Look I refuse to learn the proper terminology for this stuff because I know that way madness lies. I already have all the stereotypical feminine Autism interests, I can't start branching out into the masculine interests as well. I know enough to follow along with plane disaster videos and that's more than enough. Anyway. The Global Hawk avoids this structural weakness by having a space wide enough for the engine exhaust to sit between the V tail, making both elements make sense.

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Every time I have to get into a car with a touch screen I am consumed with unceasing rage. Tf you mean you have "8 new games available!" you're a CAR. It's illegal to look at your phone while driving, let alone play a goddamn video game. There is one touch screen and it is for controlling the CAR.

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My top travel tip is to bring a big bag of peeled and salted pistachios with you. You're gonna be hungry without ready access to food, they're pretty satisfying, rich in the things your jetlagged ass needs and unless you're having premium nuts at home regulary, feel like a special treat every time.

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Blue Heron is an EXCELLENT movie if you want to ugly crying on a plane.

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I have to go to the ribbon store that's moved to a new location that's closer to me but is actually way more inconvenient to reach via public transit.

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Child Lying in the Rain

Alt: Totoro screen grab gif better known as "Child Lying in the Rain"

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Why my brain serve up horror folktale anthology in my dreams. I thought I was safe when I woke up briefly, but the anthology continued with a new and horrifying spin on mimics: they can be enslaved as doppelgangers but they WILL try to kill you at every turn, and comply maliciously to instruction.

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Added my older brother to our Steam family and now we both have so many Games We Want to Try, But Didn't Want to Pay For.

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Having a cat you hand raised from the age of 3 weeks old for about 16 years is peak bc you can make eye contact across a room and pat the bed and they'll just scamper over to spend the night sleeping on you like a loving, sentient beanbag.

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Morty immediately and visibly praying on Cassie's downfall the second she's out the door for an emergency visit (bloody urine, hopefully it's a UTI, but she did just turned 16 so it could really be anything. Cats will sometimes pee blood for no reason and are known for dying from kidney problems)

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Finally watched Project Hail Mary a few weeks ago, still can't believe that right before rolling credits, Lord and Miller snuck in that fuckass stock dolphin noise they used in every single episode of Clone High. Have they been doing this on every movie or did they give it a rest for like 20 years??

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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

"Millennium Actress" by Satoshi Kon is available for free on YouTube (in North America only). >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMqg...

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I went looking to see if there was any idea as to why men are more likely to get Parkinson's Disease (idk testosterone probably), instead I found out there is legitimate evidence that SMOKING TOBACCO has a protective effect, so I came out the other end with more questions than answers, really.

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Is the USPS okay because this package is coming from New Jersey to me in Toronto, Canada, but is currently in Sweden having passed through Zurich, according to this tracking tool... This package was sent 9 days ago, what the hell is happening.

Screenshot of USPS tracking tool detailing my package's wild ride from clearing Canadian customs, leaving JFK... Then Zurich, Switzerland... Then Arlanda, Sweden. You can drive from either New Jersey or New York City to Toronto in about 8 hours, btw.

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

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A SKELOTON IN ANGUISH AND HELL "MY SOCK GOT WET" MORE WRITTING AT patreon.com/dasharez0ne - dashare.zone ADMIN

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Through her vivid retelling of her family gathered around a samovar in Embroideries, I finally saw a sliver of my time on earth worked carefully across a page for the first time. While it feels too soon to be looking back on Marjane Satrapi's life and work, I hope she found the peace she sought.

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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

The use of “czar” for a government executive really reached an absurd peak the other day when I read someone’s position was the appointed “anti-semitism czar” which well yeah he usually was

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I keep aspirationally scheduling appointments before noon even as I degenerate further into my Night Person tendencies. The light, it hurts.

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

The fun part of being barely literate in Russian is that I can read ancient Greek no problem, like right off an unearthed ancient artefact, but modern Greek is largely unintelligible because they added/changed some of the letters.

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I actually dgaf about the met gala for once. The Bezos-Sanchez stank is too powerful to ignore even if it's funding the only department of the Met that doesn't get any money otherwise.

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Trying to learn how to use a new PC program like...

Little girl crying and holding her head while coloring with crayons on the first day of school meme image. While looking it up I found out this picture was taken in 2014 so this little baby child is almost an adult now.

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Dental hygienist: wow you take really great care of your teeth! Great job! So clean!! Me: my diligence is paying off :D Actual dentist: almost all your teeth are forming cavities. You need several fillings. Me: oh right i forgot that diligence is nothing next to genetics when it comes to teeth 🫩

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Recently found out that Dr Evil's voice is mostly a Lorne Michaels impression and this completely changes my view on the competency of the guy who played Young Lorne in the SNL origin movie.

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

A thing that's bothered me about Witch Hat Atelier, and I only say this bc the it was sold to me on it's worldbuilding: Why is Coco literate? She's the daughter of seemingly the only seamstress in a suburban village, a single mom, there's no mention of school, or a library, who taught her to read??

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

It's been a best of times-worst of times kind of week.

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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Tapping the sign

A young woman (the youtuber Strange Aeons, I believe) in a shirt, tie, vest, and party hat, in front of a microphone, with a powerpoint slide behind her that reads "The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out"

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

i was trying to explain to a friend the way new fonts look, so i made this graphic

When you see this font you know you're about to be sold quasi-legal weed products
OH SHIT IT'S THIS FONT THIS PLACE MUST HAVE
MUSHROOMS TOO

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Managed to scrape the last vestiges of OneDrive off my new computer. They really try to getcha; the whole desktop was automatically set up in the OneDrive folder nested inside your user files.

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Whenever people are like "you don't have a car??? But renting one is so expensive!!" I really have to wonder why they think a car's monthly loan payment, fuel, maintenance, parking and insurance comes out to less money than taking public transit and renting a car for $150/day a few times a year.

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Another reason to include the arts in STEM: teach those goobers to interject with a pseudo-improvisational "Yes, and-" instead of the pseudo-intellectual "Ah, but-"

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Do people who put on sleep packs or Vaseline on their faces before bed just, stay perfectly still on their backs the entire night? Because I just tried it and right now it just seems like an efficient way to soak your pillowcase in Vaseline over the course of a regular week.

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Returning to The Binding of Isaac after a decade away only to find that the community is no longer anchored by my fellow (grown women with a comfort gaming habit) and is now almost entirely made up of guys under the age of 25 who at some point aspired to be Mr. Beast or a Paul brother.

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I can tell you has LOVED me staying in bed the last three days playing Binding of Isaac: this pretty princess

My cat Cassie, a dilute calico, luxuriating on my blanketed lap. The phone decided to use night mode against my will and that's why the bathroom light in the background is so fucking loud.

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Of course I catch covid right before my final orthodontist appointment to get my permanent retainer. OF COURSE.

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

The ADHD paradox of getting up too early to take your meds and drinking the darkest, most caffeinated black tea possible (East Friesian) thinking it will wake you up, but it actually makes you MORE sleepy than waiting until lisdexamfetamine o'clock.

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

A major problem with bsky, as with many social media ventures, is that they don't attempt any kind of separated discussion boards; it's all just threads winding out from individual user posts so you have mfers responding dog videos like it's just been posted for scrutiny on a PETA subreddit or /pol/

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Everyone keeps jumping the gun to declare that "it's WW3 now" but refuse to consider that this might actually be Cold War 2: Proxy War Boogaloo just because it's not capitalists vs communists. It's not WW3 until nearly every nation in Europe, Asia and Africa are going at simultaneously.

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

It's very sweet that at the ripe old age of 8, Morty finally feels secure enough with me to climb onto my lap for an after dinner nap, but that means he is also secure enough to theatrically yawn big wafts of hot sardine breath directly into my face both before AND after nap time.

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I checked to see how hard it would be to see the Tourney at Harrenhal play happening this summer by the Royal Shakespeare Company in Stratford-Upon-Avon, and because of how England's rail systems are all set up to go to London, it would be around an 8 hour round trip from John's hometown :')

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Nothing has made me feel older than how different doing computer shit is compared to like 15 years ago when I last had to deal with assembling a PC. Everything is bigger and more expensive but somehow functions worse, the only pro-consumer change I've noticed is that monitors are much cheaper now.

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Wdym Windows 11 takes up eight fucking gigabytes.

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Current headache: how to transfer my laptop's data and program licenses to my new PC without having to buy a new Windows key 😒

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I got to use my laptop scream-free for several hours yesterday, and thought maybe the fan issue had fixed itself again and we spent thousands of dollars replacing a computer that is usable, but then I fired up a 2000px+ file in Clip Studio and it almost immediately started eating itself again 🫩

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

After many, many years of pining, John has jerry-rigged a Samovar set up in our kitchen with a teapot sitting over open top of a tea kettle on a low electric burner. He seems extremely delighted to finally have functionally infinite amounts of tea available at any time.

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

After ten-ish years of being with John I finally told him the name of the webcomic I ran when I was in high school, and now he's found it on Internet archive and I have never had such powerful instant regret.

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

It's interesting to me that people allegedly see white clothes as expensive or luxury products when white fabric is the only thing you can safely use chlorine bleach on. Like white cashmere, sure yeah, that's annoying to launder. White cotton? That shit can go in a bucket full of bleach solution.

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Teslakoi @teslakoi.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I've been using computers for 26 years now and somehow managed to completely avoid having a normal laptop. Like one that opens and has a keyboard. I've always had a desktop tower and/or a Wacom and for some reason really hate the idea of having a regular laptop with a keyboard. I think I hate them??

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