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TeganZero

@teskzero.bsky.social
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she/her // >30 // god-tier gamer // queer af 🏳️‍⚧️ gaming 24 hours a day i share my thoughts of whatever game I'm playing i write irreverent jokes about video games working on a youtube channel: www.youtube.com/@teganzero

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 14h
I'd fuck that dragon
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 16h
I'm super excited about inching closer and closer to being done with a first major video, because I've wanted to make something for years and I'm finally doing it. either way, im proud of my progress so far (even if I have no progress yet to show publically)
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 16h
the other huge thing slowing my progress is the fact that my laptop only has like 8gb of RAM and video editing is near impossible on a machine that underpowered
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 16h
my progress has slowed the past couple weeks as I find a better life balance and prevent my ambition and passion from burning me out, but im sitting on about 45 minutes of 90% complete footage of me talking about Metroid games with about an hour left to make
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 16h
for the past 3 months, ive been learning video creation. I got an idea, I started recording footage, I wrote a too long script, I set up a mic and recorded a voice over, I edited the entire voice over, and i started video editing
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 21h
there's a distinct lack of nsfw Glover fanart in the world. yet there's so much potential there. disembodied hand...a hole.
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
10 years ago, Limp Bizkit didnt show up to their Sunoco gas station Dayton, Ohio World Tour. sounds like a dark past to me www.wdtn.com/news/dayton-...
wdtn.com
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
and yet, in my few years living there, its crazy how many people i heard spout obscenities about people on bikes
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
one of my local grocery stores decided to install 20+ giant tv screens suspended from the ceiling always showing ads. which is great cause I needed yet another reason to want to blow my brains out while grocery shopping
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 01/10/2026
Yuri
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
choose to be the WA-HEY in a world of KER-SPLAT
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
many will say not to support Argonaut and ModRetro and they're all right, but i want to add that this title card looks like shit haphazardly added renders slapped around, shitty background art, several art styles all conflicting. it's lazy. just emulate the original I love Croc 2 but not like this
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kiddy Kong reminding you to stay on that looksmaxxing grindset
A 3D render of Kiddy Kong from Donkey Kong Country 3, standing in a default A-frame posing, smiling, looking weird af cause he doesnt stand like that.
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
he's just so messed up looking. how could I not be stoked to take a picture of his dumpy face?
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
whoever named Little Ceaser's "crazy bread" wouldn't be able to emotionally withstand the comparatively, certifiably insane flavor profile of even your average freezer aisle garlic bread
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's always that T&A thats sells the game series
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there's a reason to love Shantae, the Half-Genie Hero for everyone! why do you like Shantae? is it because - her games are really good? - her altruistic desire to always help those in need? - her fun dance moves? - her ragtag group of friends? - her voluptuous tits, perfect ass, and wondrous hips?
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i'm randomly remembering that there was a Funk Pop video game that everyone forgot about the second it was released. unfortunately, its reviews are so bad i want to play it. there are no other games that allow me to play as chris pratt AND scott pilgrim.
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
thank you for reminding me of my daily Quest 64 nut
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i have returned from camping
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sorry, babe, can't talk right now. gone campin'
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
changed my mind. new best games just dropped. (thank you @renabarks.bsky.social)
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
no one has the same taste as me my 9 games are better than yours (not really, that's a really nice looking 9 games you have)
My "most important" 9 games or whatever. Ask me on a different day of the week, and some of these will be different. So it goes.
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
then again, there might be intrinsic value to the cringe i experience whenever I read someone comment "you win the internet today!" in 2026
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wish there was a way for me to automatically block all memes on my feed that are fuzzy 10-20 year old reposts from iFunny, 9gag, reddit, ebaums world
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if I get the discord age verification requirement, I am deleting discord
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you leave a store--any store--with empty pockets, you're shopping incorrectly
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
she was lesbian in The Pirates Curse! shame she's been nothing but a disappointing ally since then :/
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i read "GIANT HARD PISS" and I think that would've been a more productive comment to get blocked for
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*gamers knee deep in a pond filled with flesh eating amoeba* "this is the definitive way to play Mega Man Legends."
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
well that was fast
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
has anyone else side-by-side taste tested Switch and Switch 2 cartridges? they taste different
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
more like cum be deep inside me
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
CUMBIESSS
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I laugh but if even half my posts had an average 5 likes, it would be life altering and ego inflating
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what flavor is this? and is the profoundly sad aftertaste intentional or psychosematic? (don't give money to Gamer Supps--they stink)
A cropped screenshot of the Gamer Supps listing for "Anime Girl Thigh" flavor. Whatever the hell that means.
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Other M's reputation is partially unwarranted. Its a good game. Make your own opinion at the very least
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i am utterly unprepared for the inevitable apocalyptic future where pokemon cards replace cash as legal tender. like Fallout and bottle caps but, like, even dumber
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
fuckin gross Bowser
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I dont have an "origin game," my gaming history is an enigma. the first game I ever beat was Mario is Missing for the SNES. Before I could read, I stumbled my way through guessing multiple choice questions and crushin turts. it also has some of the most scuffed sprites you've ever seen.
Box art of Mario is Missing for SNES
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think most people will say Zero Mission. I kinda disagree. I think Fusion is a good place to start and its easier to pick up and go. There is a single plot that each game builds off of but...its not a big deal to skip around imho
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*gamer
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
thinking about the best Mario Party minigames @renabarks.bsky.social lost instantly (congratulations!)
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
her dad wont like this sale
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
aw sweet cool I love notifications
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
just hearing about Larian Studio's usage of AI in game development, and I'm happy to say that I now have a moral and ethical excuse as to why I still haven't bought and played Baldur's Gate 3 kotaku.com/larian-gen-a...
kotaku.com
Larian Studio Head Defends 'Additive' Gen AI Use After Backlash
The Baldur's Gate 3 studio promises its not using AI to cut corners
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I run parallel launcher as its own executable and it works just fine. Compatibility issues ive had is mostly on later releases that pushed the system like Banjo Tooie, Conkers, etc. (however ive mostly only used it for Zelda romhacks)
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