TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 1hthere's a reason to love Shantae, the Half-Genie Hero for everyone! why do you like Shantae? is it because - her games are really good? - her altruistic desire to always help those in need? - her fun dance moves? - her ragtag group of friends? - her voluptuous tits, perfect ass, and wondrous hips? 110
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 5hi'm randomly remembering that there was a Funk Pop video game that everyone forgot about the second it was released. unfortunately, its reviews are so bad i want to play it. there are no other games that allow me to play as chris pratt AND scott pilgrim. 020
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026changed my mind. new best games just dropped. (thank you @renabarks.bsky.social) 031
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026no one has the same taste as me my 9 games are better than yours (not really, that's a really nice looking 9 games you have) 010
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I wish there was a way for me to automatically block all memes on my feed that are fuzzy 10-20 year old reposts from iFunny, 9gag, reddit, ebaums world 100
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026if I get the discord age verification requirement, I am deleting discord 000
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026*gamers knee deep in a pond filled with flesh eating amoeba* "this is the definitive way to play Mega Man Legends." 010
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026has anyone else side-by-side taste tested Switch and Switch 2 cartridges? they taste different 020
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026what flavor is this? and is the profoundly sad aftertaste intentional or psychosematic? (don't give money to Gamer Supps--they stink) 020
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i am utterly unprepared for the inevitable apocalyptic future where pokemon cards replace cash as legal tender. like Fallout and bottle caps but, like, even dumber 000
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I dont have an "origin game," my gaming history is an enigma. the first game I ever beat was Mario is Missing for the SNES. Before I could read, I stumbled my way through guessing multiple choice questions and crushin turts. it also has some of the most scuffed sprites you've ever seen. 100
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026thinking about the best Mario Party minigames @renabarks.bsky.social lost instantly (congratulations!) 111
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026just hearing about Larian Studio's usage of AI in game development, and I'm happy to say that I now have a moral and ethical excuse as to why I still haven't bought and played Baldur's Gate 3 kotaku.com/larian-gen-a...kotaku.comLarian Studio Head Defends 'Additive' Gen AI Use After BacklashThe Baldur's Gate 3 studio promises its not using AI to cut corners 110
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 19/09/202625 years ago, Hannah-Barbera, in a last-ditch effort to stay afloat, developed "Selling Cigarettes to Kids" for the GBA. But as we all know, that version was never released due to an expired brand deal contract with Winston. 8 years later, Nintendo released it on the DS, and the rest is history 031
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 18/09/2026when someone calls a game a "masterpiece" and I have mild grievances with this game, and I can feel my hatred rise and my blood boil, am I in the wrong? Or is it everyone else that has the dogshit opinion? 000
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 18/09/2026if in the middle of a game review, you mention you'd rather be jacking off right now--congratulations! you've added nothing to the discussion. go jerk off then, loser. 000
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026no motivation to work? Make a Larry!! What does Larry think about the legendary Ocarina of Time? tune in to find out: youtube.com/shorts/G2IAy...youtube.comWhat does Larry think about Ocarina of Time?YouTube video by Tegan Zero 012
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026aw heck yeah, gambling for kids OFFICIAL Mario gambling merch for kids 021
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I want the pokemon market bubble to pop. not because I love pokemon and want to personally enjoy it, but because I want to watch clip montages of scalpers crying about how they "can't make a living anymore" 031
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I recall some interview a few years ago where Eiji Aonuma said in indirect terms that he has a giant woman fetish. for the Ocarina remake, not allowing players to just get up in there and motorboat the great fairy would be a betrayal. I have expectations and standards, nintendo! do not let me down 000
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026as ive been rediscovering my creativity lately, one of the hardest things for me to learn is that just because I think of it, doesnt mean I have to make it. "Whatcha playin?" "virgin walk on the gameboy" 010
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026finally starting Splatoon Raiders. I think progress on it will be really slow since my schedule is so packed that free time is hard to come by, but so far its solid 100
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Aw gee, Bill. Your Mom let's you have TWO nintendo directs? 110
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Larry has returned to share his infinite wisdom youtube.com/shorts/mfORO...youtube.comBanjo-Threeie?!???!YouTube video by Tegan Zero 011
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Nintendo has yet to confirm whether or not I can romance Jabu-Jabu in the Ocarina of Time remake. The fans DESERVE answers! 021
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If the Zelda direct doesnt give me exactly what I--and ONLY me--want, then im going to be very disappointed. 110
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 08/09/2026me: *tips fedora in your general direction, smiling* you: *wave back at me desperately until realizing I was waving at the people approaching from behind you* me: *picking up my bakugan* "You thought I was talking to you? Think again, Princess." fuck im so cool 000
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 07/09/2026idk what happened but between the first Devil May Cry and the forth one, Trish got massive honkers but then got rid of them (?) For the fifth game. Trish de-yaaas-ified herself. Was she just larping a bimbo in DMC4? 000
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026my video game grid I dont think it's possible for me to fill this in and not second guess half of my picks. two of these are jokes but they deserve to be in THE GRID regardless 020
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026emotionally I feel like how the Donkey Kong sprite in the Atari port looks 1328
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026anyone who praises Mega Man 7 but hates on Mega Man 8 can plant their beliefs deep inside their anus. this is a Mega Man 8 household. 010
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I started making "content" youtu.be/QvDIiDwOtvk?...youtu.beLouie Gee's man, sonYouTube video by Tegan Zero 011
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 02/09/2026every indie souls-like deserves to have a DLC boss accompanied with a heavily string orchestrated, operatic backing song that makes the fight feel like a fulfilling ordeal. In Blasphemous II's DLC, you smash in a giant nun's face to this song: youtu.be/FfQu6aW5TPg?... ~the entire OST is great :3youtu.beBlasphemous II Mea Culpa 03 Semblante CautivoYouTube video by Symphony of Sounds 000
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 02/09/2026finally got a Nebula subscription and it's an absolute culture shock to be on a video streaming app that isn't trying to cannibalize 100% of my free time. and it was like $2.50 a month, making it cheap af 010
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026piracy was never theft. never has been. at the risk of sound like a pedantic bitch, it's legally copyright infringement. its only theft if it takes place in the thieving district of France. 030
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Sony's argument is that if you download something and own it, then no body else can download and own it. This is utterly ludicrous GOG functions entirely by allowing people to download and own games. A court is China just allowed children of deceased to inherit game libraries Sony is full of shit 031
TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026far too serious and macabre a scenario in Blasphemous II for them to be makin puns in the achievement names 000