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TeganZero

@teskzero.bsky.social
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she/her // >30 // god-tier gamer // queer af 🏳️‍⚧️ gaming 24 hours a day i share my thoughts of whatever game I'm playing i write irreverent jokes about video games working on a youtube channel: www.youtube.com/@teganzero

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 1h
there's a reason to love Shantae, the Half-Genie Hero for everyone! why do you like Shantae? is it because - her games are really good? - her altruistic desire to always help those in need? - her fun dance moves? - her ragtag group of friends? - her voluptuous tits, perfect ass, and wondrous hips?
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 5h
i'm randomly remembering that there was a Funk Pop video game that everyone forgot about the second it was released. unfortunately, its reviews are so bad i want to play it. there are no other games that allow me to play as chris pratt AND scott pilgrim.
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i have returned from camping
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sorry, babe, can't talk right now. gone campin'
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
changed my mind. new best games just dropped. (thank you @renabarks.bsky.social)
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
no one has the same taste as me my 9 games are better than yours (not really, that's a really nice looking 9 games you have)
My "most important" 9 games or whatever. Ask me on a different day of the week, and some of these will be different. So it goes.
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
today's emotional state:
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wish there was a way for me to automatically block all memes on my feed that are fuzzy 10-20 year old reposts from iFunny, 9gag, reddit, ebaums world
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if I get the discord age verification requirement, I am deleting discord
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*gamers knee deep in a pond filled with flesh eating amoeba* "this is the definitive way to play Mega Man Legends."
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
well that was fast
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
has anyone else side-by-side taste tested Switch and Switch 2 cartridges? they taste different
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what flavor is this? and is the profoundly sad aftertaste intentional or psychosematic? (don't give money to Gamer Supps--they stink)
A cropped screenshot of the Gamer Supps listing for "Anime Girl Thigh" flavor. Whatever the hell that means.
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i am utterly unprepared for the inevitable apocalyptic future where pokemon cards replace cash as legal tender. like Fallout and bottle caps but, like, even dumber
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I dont have an "origin game," my gaming history is an enigma. the first game I ever beat was Mario is Missing for the SNES. Before I could read, I stumbled my way through guessing multiple choice questions and crushin turts. it also has some of the most scuffed sprites you've ever seen.
Box art of Mario is Missing for SNES
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
thinking about the best Mario Party minigames @renabarks.bsky.social lost instantly (congratulations!)
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
aw sweet cool I love notifications
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
just hearing about Larian Studio's usage of AI in game development, and I'm happy to say that I now have a moral and ethical excuse as to why I still haven't bought and played Baldur's Gate 3 kotaku.com/larian-gen-a...
kotaku.com
Larian Studio Head Defends 'Additive' Gen AI Use After Backlash
The Baldur's Gate 3 studio promises its not using AI to cut corners
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
25 years ago, Hannah-Barbera, in a last-ditch effort to stay afloat, developed "Selling Cigarettes to Kids" for the GBA. But as we all know, that version was never released due to an expired brand deal contract with Winston. 8 years later, Nintendo released it on the DS, and the rest is history
Nintendo DS cover art for "Selling Cigarettes for Kids - Allen Carr's Easyway". The background is a screenahot from an old Flinstones Winston Cigarettes commercial. A pack of Winston Cigarettes in the top right ccorner of the cover art. Early Childhood ESRB rating.
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
when someone calls a game a "masterpiece" and I have mild grievances with this game, and I can feel my hatred rise and my blood boil, am I in the wrong? Or is it everyone else that has the dogshit opinion?
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if in the middle of a game review, you mention you'd rather be jacking off right now--congratulations! you've added nothing to the discussion. go jerk off then, loser.
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
no motivation to work? Make a Larry!! What does Larry think about the legendary Ocarina of Time? tune in to find out: youtube.com/shorts/G2IAy...
youtube.com
What does Larry think about Ocarina of Time?
YouTube video by Tegan Zero
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
aw heck yeah, gambling for kids OFFICIAL Mario gambling merch for kids
Burger king kids toy to promote Mario SunshineClose up of Mario's scuffed face
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Link MUST transition to become Zelda
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I want the pokemon market bubble to pop. not because I love pokemon and want to personally enjoy it, but because I want to watch clip montages of scalpers crying about how they "can't make a living anymore"
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
miyamoto is a furry
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
a man on the brink
A series of picture of my dog Obby getting a bath. In the firsy one he looks alrightThe second picture hes looking down, appearing more dispondentIn the thirs picture he is stressed the heck out
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I recall some interview a few years ago where Eiji Aonuma said in indirect terms that he has a giant woman fetish. for the Ocarina remake, not allowing players to just get up in there and motorboat the great fairy would be a betrayal. I have expectations and standards, nintendo! do not let me down
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
been scrolling the Switch's eShop a lot lately
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
as ive been rediscovering my creativity lately, one of the hardest things for me to learn is that just because I think of it, doesnt mean I have to make it. "Whatcha playin?" "virgin walk on the gameboy"
A stock picture of a DMG gameboy with the screen replaced with the virgin walk incel meme picture with a greenscale filter put over it
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
finally starting Splatoon Raiders. I think progress on it will be really slow since my schedule is so packed that free time is hard to come by, but so far its solid
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Aw gee, Bill. Your Mom let's you have TWO nintendo directs?
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thoughts, folks?
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Larry has returned to share his infinite wisdom youtube.com/shorts/mfORO...
youtube.com
Banjo-Threeie?!???!
YouTube video by Tegan Zero
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nintendo has yet to confirm whether or not I can romance Jabu-Jabu in the Ocarina of Time remake. The fans DESERVE answers!
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If the Zelda direct doesnt give me exactly what I--and ONLY me--want, then im going to be very disappointed.
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
me: *tips fedora in your general direction, smiling* you: *wave back at me desperately until realizing I was waving at the people approaching from behind you* me: *picking up my bakugan* "You thought I was talking to you? Think again, Princess." fuck im so cool
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
idk what happened but between the first Devil May Cry and the forth one, Trish got massive honkers but then got rid of them (?) For the fifth game. Trish de-yaaas-ified herself. Was she just larping a bimbo in DMC4?
Trish in the first Devil May CryTrish in Devil May Cry 4Trish in Devil May Cry 5
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
good luck, mega man!
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
my video game grid I dont think it's possible for me to fill this in and not second guess half of my picks. two of these are jokes but they deserve to be in THE GRID regardless
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
TWO 68s?! you fucking cowards
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
emotionally I feel like how the Donkey Kong sprite in the Atari port looks
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
anyone who praises Mega Man 7 but hates on Mega Man 8 can plant their beliefs deep inside their anus. this is a Mega Man 8 household.
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I started making "content" youtu.be/QvDIiDwOtvk?...
youtu.be
Louie Gee's man, son
YouTube video by Tegan Zero
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
every indie souls-like deserves to have a DLC boss accompanied with a heavily string orchestrated, operatic backing song that makes the fight feel like a fulfilling ordeal. In Blasphemous II's DLC, you smash in a giant nun's face to this song: youtu.be/FfQu6aW5TPg?... ~the entire OST is great :3
youtu.be
Blasphemous II Mea Culpa 03 Semblante Cautivo
YouTube video by Symphony of Sounds
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
finally got a Nebula subscription and it's an absolute culture shock to be on a video streaming app that isn't trying to cannibalize 100% of my free time. and it was like $2.50 a month, making it cheap af
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
piracy was never theft. never has been. at the risk of sound like a pedantic bitch, it's legally copyright infringement. its only theft if it takes place in the thieving district of France.
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sony's argument is that if you download something and own it, then no body else can download and own it. This is utterly ludicrous GOG functions entirely by allowing people to download and own games. A court is China just allowed children of deceased to inherit game libraries Sony is full of shit
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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
far too serious and macabre a scenario in Blasphemous II for them to be makin puns in the achievement names
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