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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 10h

i just like watching that monkey dance

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 19h

this is a Mr. Dink slander account

a screenshot from the cartoon Doug of Mr. Dink yelling "YOU BROKE MY GRILL?" but its captioned "YOU LOST MY 3D PRINTED DRAGON?!" (referencing the "you lost my media" or "you lost my levels" meme). There's an uncropped jpeg of a purple iridescent plastic 3D printed dragon in the corner

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

casual Metroid player beating Metroid II for the first time after playing Samus Returns

Megamind "No Bitches?" meme, but instead it says "NO RIDLEY?"

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Kiddy Kong reminding you to stay on that looksmaxxing grindset

A 3D render of Kiddy Kong from Donkey Kong Country 3, standing in a default A-frame posing, smiling, looking weird af cause he doesnt stand like that.

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

there's a reason to love Shantae, the Half-Genie Hero for everyone! why do you like Shantae? is it because - her games are really good? - her altruistic desire to always help those in need? - her fun dance moves? - her ragtag group of friends? - her voluptuous tits, perfect ass, and wondrous hips?

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

changed my mind. new best games just dropped. (thank you @renabarks.bsky.social)

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

no one has the same taste as me my 9 games are better than yours (not really, that's a really nice looking 9 games you have)

My "most important" 9 games or whatever. Ask me on a different day of the week, and some of these will be different. So it goes.

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

what flavor is this? and is the profoundly sad aftertaste intentional or psychosematic? (don't give money to Gamer Supps--they stink)

A cropped screenshot of the Gamer Supps listing for "Anime Girl Thigh" flavor. Whatever the hell that means.

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I dont have an "origin game," my gaming history is an enigma. the first game I ever beat was Mario is Missing for the SNES. Before I could read, I stumbled my way through guessing multiple choice questions and crushin turts. it also has some of the most scuffed sprites you've ever seen.

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

thinking about the best Mario Party minigames @renabarks.bsky.social lost instantly (congratulations!)

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

aw sweet cool I love notifications

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

25 years ago, Hannah-Barbera, in a last-ditch effort to stay afloat, developed "Selling Cigarettes to Kids" for the GBA. But as we all know, that version was never released due to an expired brand deal contract with Winston. 8 years later, Nintendo released it on the DS, and the rest is history

Nintendo DS cover art for "Selling Cigarettes for Kids - Allen Carr's Easyway". The background is a screenahot from an old Flinstones Winston Cigarettes commercial. A pack of Winston Cigarettes in the top right ccorner of the cover art. Early Childhood ESRB rating.

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

aw heck yeah, gambling for kids OFFICIAL Mario gambling merch for kids

Burger king kids toy to promote Mario Sunshine

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

been scrolling the Switch's eShop a lot lately

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

as ive been rediscovering my creativity lately, one of the hardest things for me to learn is that just because I think of it, doesnt mean I have to make it. "Whatcha playin?" "virgin walk on the gameboy"

A stock picture of a DMG gameboy with the screen replaced with the virgin walk incel meme picture with a greenscale filter put over it

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I got two fists myself--you dont see me bragging about it 🙄

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

finally starting Splatoon Raiders. I think progress on it will be really slow since my schedule is so packed that free time is hard to come by, but so far its solid

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

idk what happened but between the first Devil May Cry and the forth one, Trish got massive honkers but then got rid of them (?) For the fifth game. Trish de-yaaas-ified herself. Was she just larping a bimbo in DMC4?

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

my video game grid I dont think it's possible for me to fill this in and not second guess half of my picks. two of these are jokes but they deserve to be in THE GRID regardless

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

emotionally I feel like how the Donkey Kong sprite in the Atari port looks

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

thank you for inspiring me to waste 15 minutes of my time

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

far too serious and macabre a scenario in Blasphemous II for them to be makin puns in the achievement names

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Blasphemous II just got free added content thrown onto it, so im playing through that again. Here's my favorite voice line in the game

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

watching Atari 2600 commercials, when suddenly

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

New Humungous Entertainment game, Putt-Putt, Get Out of My House--ew!! so ugly...

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

since Mega Man has returned to relevance, i've decided to go back and list the most gay robot master in each game and why: Guts Man - he's a bear, duh Air Man - blows hard Gemini Man - is it gay or is it masturbation? Bright Man - no one's heterosexuality survives being that shade of pink (1/2)

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

while trying to find b-roll footage of Nintendo developing an NES game, stumbled upon the BBC being candidly racist. (BBC has always been bad)

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Mario and the Pirate's Curse (2014)

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Just now getting around to watching the gamescom trailer marathon. I appreciate Gears of War E Day's strict adherence to Marcus Pheonix's original 2006 design where he looked like he listened to Limp Bizkit and Disturbed

Marcus Pheonix in trailer for upcoming Gears of War game

Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit in the 2000s or whenever, a long time ago

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TeganZero @teskzero.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

man, Link sure was shirt-cockin from the very beginning.

A screenshot from the 80s Zelda cartoon. Link ambushed by Moblins while he's only wearing the upper piece of a blue tunic

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