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Terrible Tortoise

@terribletortoise.bsky.social
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Rope bondage rigger and lover of the absurd.

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Terrible Tortoise @terribletortoise.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Under the bridge. 📸 @johnjanklet.bsky.social #shibari
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Just saw a photo of Sam Reid before he played Lestat, with short hair and normal people clothes. We need to immediately pass a law banning that man from cutting his hair or letting any straight man dress him. This is a matter of national security.
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
this week's post is about how AI doesn't even do the things people pretend it does margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/ai-doesnt-...
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Anatomie Studio London @anatomiestudio.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Where does the term “Rope Bunny” come from? 🐰🤔 www.anatomiestudio.com/blog/whats-i... #shibari #bunny
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Jae @jaehanley.social · 12/05/2026
No one ever had to yell “adapt or die” to get me to use any other bit of technology in my life.
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Terrible Tortoise @terribletortoise.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It's a Massive Attack kind of day.
Album cover of Massive Attack's Mezzanine album. It depicts the head and front legs of insect (a beetle?) against a white background
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This week's post is for all the non-passing girls. Everyone hates a brick until it’s time to build a house or throw things at cops. margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/brick-pride
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Terrible Tortoise @terribletortoise.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Thank-you, @knowledgefight.bsky.social 🫡
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Raltz Klamar @raltzklamar.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
You're telling me a vibe coded this website?
Hitachi magic wand (a vibrator) on a keyboard
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
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Terrible Tortoise @terribletortoise.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Fallen Angel Outdoor rigging season has begun! Model anonymous by request Photography: @johnjanklet.bsky.social Rigging by me! #shibari #kinkart
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Terrible Tortoise @terribletortoise.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
From the recent floating hashira series. Photography by @johnjanklet.bsky.social Model anonymous by request Rigging by me! #shibari
Model suspended from a leg tie on a suspended bamboo pole.Model's face while suspended from a floating bamboo pole.
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Terrible Tortoise @terribletortoise.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
A floating hashira experiment from earlier this week. Camera, lighting, and bottomless enthusiasm by @johnjanklet.bsky.social (fetlife: johnjanklet) Rigging (and bamboo finishing) was by me. The model has requested to remain unnamed, but it is always a joy to tie with.
female model tied upright to a floating bamboo polefemale model tied upright to a floating bamboo polefemale model tied upright to a floating bamboo polemyself, finishing off the tie
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Terrible Tortoise @terribletortoise.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Number three! (Blue? Purple? Idk I can't colour correctly)
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Terrible Tortoise @terribletortoise.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Couldn't agree more about both blueberries 👍, and pineapple 👎 I have fond memories of picking wild blueberries in northern Ontario!
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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Pilfering Kibble @ednasmeds.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
OK so Margaret Killjoy's infomercial for "Shut the fuck up" is my new favourite thing. "When I get arrested, there's only one strategy I trust... I shut the fuck up!" - @margaret.bsky.social
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Terrible Tortoise @terribletortoise.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The world got intense, and my body decided to be sad. So I binged a bunch of @margaret.bsky.social podcast 'Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff'. The world isn't better but now my brain is.
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Terrible Tortoise @terribletortoise.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Meme
Title: when people describe serial killers as nice, quiet people.
Image: Willem Dafoe in a suit speaking to the camera.
Image Caption: You know, I'm something of a nice, quiet myself.
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025
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Terrible Tortoise @terribletortoise.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
As it turns out, I'm also a terrible tailor. Our recent performance at Suspended Harmony on Nov. 30th was so much fun! 📷 @ivy-expressed.bsky.social #shibari #ropebondage
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