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Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026

Anyone who works with GitHub knows this is an absolute and shameless lie.

GitHub’s historical status view that shows only one non-green day in the last 90 days.

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Janne Moren @jannem.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

Thought of the day: しかえいせいし can be either a dental hygienist; or someone who shoots Bambi into space. #KanjiIsGoodActually

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Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026

DJ is someone I’ve entrusted with my life on more than one occasion, and I have no doubt I will again many times in the future. He’s reliable, dependable, honest, knowledgeable and wickedly smart. I unconditionally recommend him for any position.

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eepy august [0x08] 🏳️‍⚧️🇲🇰 @august.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026

a sentence will always look like poetry if you hit enter a lot

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The Heart of the TARDIS @theheartofthetardis.politicalmemes.org · 08/10/2026

#meme #memes

$(N\:‘;A el Hangover & w ‘élf @PromptAlan still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept Al slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them 6:42 PM - Sep 27, 2026 - 4.3M Views O 12« |$

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Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

RE: mister.computer/@kyle/1171089903429… For crying out loud, Kyle, could you stop being right for just a day? Modern day Nostradamus with a better fashion sense, I’ll tell you […]

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Hacker Memes @i0null.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

Sisyphus decided to run gentoo on his primary workstation

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Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026

RE: mastodon.social/@variety_feed/11733… Tilly Norwood doesn’t want anything. She’s not conscious or sentient. She was prompted to say this. This is like saying a computer wants to play tic tac toe because you asked it generate a random number and interpreted the result as […]

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Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026

RE: mastodon.social/@violenteastcoastci… I grew up thinking my name wasn’t special. Not very common, but no Rhaileaeigh either. And for reference, the current spelling is a simplification of my birth name so it would be easier for non-Dutch people. I used to have a […]

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Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026

I’m regularly torn between two behaviours on the fediverse. One is people not using a real name, and people asking for help (typically financial). I don’t have an issue with either one; I would happily encourage and support both. It just pains me when I see an entire persona, hidden behind a […]

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Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026

Remember when we used to say stupid shit like “haha, only an attacker with nation-state compute power could defeat AES”… What if OpenAI used all those GPUs for a few hours? Could we even tell if they do, currently?

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Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026

Ya know, I used to be impressed that a while ago, a few random people just started building their own OS, toolchains and compilers from scratch. Maybe it’s time we start all of that again.

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Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026

RE: sfba.social/@kma500/117204714450479… The real discovery here is that people would rather wait and lend an ebook for free from a library than pay the exorbitant and unjustified price demanded of a digital copy. If not available, they might prefer to get a physical book rather than […]

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Graham Arden @graham-arden.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026

@listrophy @mawhrin So you point out that the site has a quote from a nazi scumbag on the front page, make the removal of said quote easy and the response is "no thanks"! Well fuck that. Bye #neovim

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Hacker Memes @i0null.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026

ngl i did not have bill gates being more critical about ai than even linus torvalds on my 2026 bingo card.

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Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026

Who decided to call it a “dick measuring contest” instead of a contestosterone?

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Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026

It’s kinda crazy how consistently atrocious wedding videos are. Between the over-done bokeh (and thus a constant hunt for focus), a crappy portrait lens desperately trying (and failing) to catch wider shots—and then awkwardly cutting people’s legs off, and an obsession with filming people […]

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[object Object] @zzt.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026

any year now we’ll be chugging flavorless soylent while our self-driving teslas ferry us to our wework spaces and then the tesla will go make passive income ferrying other, less successful software developers to their weworks while they drink huel, and there somehow won’t be any traffic or […]

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Brandi Buchman @brandibuchman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Periodic reminder that you, yes you reading this, have more in common with a poor person living on the fringe of society than any billionaire anywhere on earth.

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Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026

Ever find yourself in that moment when you find out that a creator you love has multiple podcasts, finally remember to subscribe (speaking of remembering: did you finally take care of that AirTag or car key fob that keeps complaining about a low battery?), and then painfully realise they quit […]

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Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026

@mczachurski Any other way to support Vernissage than through Patreon?

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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 11/08/2026

When Elon took over Twitter he told investors he'd triple ad revenue within 5 years. It's now been almost four years... and he's wiped out 2/3rds of the ad revenue (basically revealed in footnotes to SpaceX's earnings).

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Leander Lindahl @leanderlindahl.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026

I don't get the argument that public institutions "have to be where people are". Why? Pornhub has about the same amount of monthly active users as X. No one thinks our EU commissioners or the Swedish parliament must be on Pornhub. In the pre-socials era no one expected the prime minister to […]

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Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026

Why ‘the Milky Way’ when ‘the Spunky Streak’ was right there?

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Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026

Damn. Lost my e-reader. Or it was stolen out of my bag. Exactly 2 weeks old.

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Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026

Vitalic sounds like Josh Homme did LSD. Pretty sure I heard one of his signature keys in there.

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:mastodon: Lars Henriksen ☕ @larshenriksen.mastodon.nu.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026

Kære alle danskere - vil I ikke godt vågne op og holde op med at støtte Meta med undskyldningen at alle andre gør det. Du har selv et ansvar. "Juryen i sagen fra marts fandt, at Meta bevidst havde skadet børns mentale helbred og bevidst skjulte, hvad de vidste om seksuel udnyttelse af børn på […]

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Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026

For most people in Europe, new features from Apple have effectively ground to a halt. We still can’t control our phone from macOS, or get notifications or widgets. Photos stills tells me “bug” or “plant” when I try to identify something. HomePod Siri still can’t do follow up questions, and seems […]

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Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026

I’m curing my YouTube addiction by… reading. I inherited a broken and non-functional e-reader from a friend, fixed it, hacked it, and started reading on my commute. I used to listen to podcasts and the occasional audiobook before that. Did that for 3 months. I got a modern and well-supported […]

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Mallow 🦊 @hexandcube.com · 07/03/2026

One of the things I want to do someday is a pilgrimage to the giant fox sculpture in Rotterdam

A photo of "Bospoldervos" - a stone sculpture of a giant red fox holding a pink plastic bag in its mouth, located in Rotterdam, Netherlands, created by Dutch artist Florentijn Hofman.

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David Penfold :verified: @davep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2026

I was asked if I wanted to run the London Marathon today but had to decline, mainly because I have no experience of organising such a large event.

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Liam Proven @lproven.social.vivaldi.net.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026

The Strongest El Niño Ever www.theclimatebrink.com/p/the-stron… With all the July runs in, dynamical models give a ~90% chance of a record-setting event <- much bigger than 1877-1878. That killed ~50 million people.

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Jürgen Hubert @juergen-hubert.mementomori.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026

Remember, kids: In proper scientific terms, an attempt to explain observable phenomena is called a "hypothesis". It is called a "theory" when it fits all the observable facts, and there is no observable evidence to the contrary. We don't call it a "truth" because there's always a chance that […]

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Gro-Tsen @gro-tsen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

So, IBM publishes machine-generated translations of AIX documentation on its Web site, and the French translation of awk documentation translated “sin” and “log” (the math functions) as if they were the words for a religious transgression and a journal respectively. 🤣

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Fonctions arithmétiques

Les fonctions arithmétiques suivantes exécutent les mêmes actions que les sous-routines de langage C sous le même nom:

atan2( Y, X ) Renvoie l'arc tangente de Y/X.
Cos ( X ) Renvoie le cosinus de X; X est en radians.
Péché ( X ) Renvoie le péché de X; X est en radians.
Exp ( X ) Renvoie la fonction exponentielle de X.
Journal ( X ) Renvoie le logarithme naturel de X.
Sqrt ( X ) Renvoie la racine carrée de X.
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2 Spoopy 4 You @jcrabapple.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026

🌊 In September 2023, seismometers around the world detected a mysterious signal repeating every 92 seconds for nine straight days. The source: a standing wave trapped inside a Greenland fjord. Here is what happened. A glacier in East Greenland had been thinning for years, no longer supporting […]

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Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026

Holy crap spiders in Thailand are big. The gecko didn’t particularly care that it was such a chonker, though. Also, update: there’s a pet gecko in the hotel room.

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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026

Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.

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Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026

Do you have that friend (or plural) that you call to vent about something? Maybe a conflict with a coworker, maybe a frustration with your children or family member. Maybe it’s your SO, even. They let you say the worst things so you can let it out. So you can empty the bag. And then when you […]

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Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026

There is nothing that will make me run out of a store faster than a sales person following me around, silently ghosting me.

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Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026

Hahahahaha! It was really worth showing the blatant corruption and asking FIFA to bend the knee all to suck so badly in the next game. Very proud of the Belgian team today. The Red Devils just keep going!

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Quinn Norton @quinn.social.circl.lu.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026

A lot of people acting like Trump is a uniquely American problem because of some integral flaw in the character of Americans. Folks sure aren't looking too close to their own right wings, which is how America got where it is now. There is a general rise in stupid awful fascism around the world […]

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Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026

RE: dobbs.town/@bobcromwell/11685279461… I wonder what the max PPO2 for a cockroach is. Do they experience nitrogen narcosis as well?

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Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026

The Cure was good fun, and the festival grounds are very nicely setup, but the #Roskilde train to get back to the city was a mess. I suppose it has to do with the young lad who died on the tracks a couple days ago, so now the festival organisers and DSB have to be extra careful.

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