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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 48m

Seeing state politicians try to run "scary" ads that mimic national talking points but only have the budget of a local-access channel makes them end up as scary as watching Svengoolie. Like, I'd take you more seriously if you pitched this in stage makeup and a spooky-top hat.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 1h

I know that "Military-Grade" is a meme, but *most* of the "Military-Specification (MILSPEC)" stuff for aviators is actually really, really good. Aviation-Acquisitions usually changes the contract category from "Best Value" to "Best Fit (for the requirements)".

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 1h

I don't think these ads for Turkey are going to get me, a New Yorker, to vote for him.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 2h

Just caught the US Army recruiting commercial and the levels of cringe...yikes. It's a good thing the economy is forcing young people to join, because that is the sort of moto-boot shit that earns you a wedgie in A-School.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 3h

It's kind of unbelievable what supplements can do for you these days!

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 4h

If you're going to watch bad football, it doesn't get any better than this.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 4h

The Olivia Rodrigo Pink Baja Blast at Taco Bell tastes just how you think it would. It's almost too sweet.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 4h

The Air Force/Navy game is as sloppy as intermilitary games should be.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 7h

On the one hand, taking Zyban to stop smoking has thrown off my sleep-cycle considerably. On the other hand, it has turned me into an avatar of indifference. "You need to be outraged about this!" No I don't. I don't care and you can't make me. I'm chemically immune to your tactics right now.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 8h

Maybe Talarico's campaign wouldn't have to text in New York asking for $5 if they hadn't spent all of that money on YouTube ads (asking for $5).

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 19h

The amount of people getting that $500 check to bribe them to vote Republican is going to be very, small. It's the very definition of the "Check's in the Mail!" conjob.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 21h

The Curse of Joe Paterno is real and the stank isn't going to come off of Penn State until they tear down his statue.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 23h

First concealed chastity cage spotted at the cornerstore for this year's Locktober. The people who put chemicals in the water to make people horny in public are at it again! #TalesFromTheGasStation

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Two of the trending topics on Bluesky were fakes today. If you fell for either one, please turn yourself in for social media literacy training.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Spoke too soon. I've slept most of the day and no longer get any enjoyment from cigarettes, candy bars, or soda. Shit is wack, yo.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Why are there ads telling people to tell their doctors what medications that they should take instead of the doctors telling them what to take? 🤷

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I love to see Rodgers having his career flash before his eyes.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We're only a day into Locktober, but I'm hopeful for what awaits. Lots of queer-adjacent people who pop-in.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This got way more people asking questions than any time I've ever done this before. It was like 5 or 6 people, as opposed to the usual 1. This football game is shit-from-a-butt, so having an excuse to do something different is something I appreciate. Thanks to everyone.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I went back tonight before the football game and the demographics were much better. No femboys or chastity-caged himbos, but a solid mix of both lesbians and dudes, just trying to buy some beer to watch Aaron Rodgers get demolished. 🤞 #TalesFromTheGasStation

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My kid is middle-school and I'm just going to say that the elementary school parents weren't this unhinged on the class-group chat on the school-mandated app. You seriously don't need to the school-menu tonight (and it must be tonight). Just pack them a lunch tomorrow.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Images are broken again! Post "pig shitting on it's own balls.jpg". Send Skeet.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hell yeah! We're going to have our own Cadaver Synod! Dig up Nixon's corpse!

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The cornerstore during 9-5 is terrible. Aside from the occasional people coming off of shifts or obvious retirees, I don't know what these people do all day except find people to yell at and complain about.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The YouTube algorithm pulled up a few Locktober videos in my Suggested sidebar. It was tradwives and weirdo evangelicals talking about chastity to reconnect with Jesus. It really is BDSM with more steps for those folks.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don't know how these work for other people, but this is like taking a Benadryl that also gives the superpower of indifference.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This might seem pedantic, but I've got (much more than I ever wanted to have) experience with workforce-planning as it relates to something called the "PAL" or "Personnel Allowance List." Who, of what rank, and what qualifications, needs to be at a unit.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hell yeah, pictures are cooked again. Vibe-coding strikes again?

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Happy Locktober Eve to all who celebrate! Make sure to leave out some milk and cookies or your keyholder is going to leave an inverted cage under the Chastity Tree.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You don't have to engage with Bluesky's Tankies and coffee-shop commies. In fact by not engaging with them in any way, your Bluesky experience will get so much better.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Universities shouldn't have their own police departments. Make it an annex of the municipal PD and rotate cops through. University PDs serve the interest of the university; they don't serve the public interest.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's going to be so funny watching these clowns start knifing each other in the back when the run-up to 2028 starts.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I really need to build up a better NGL audience, because no one asks me shit.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hurry everyone, @karloffiancryptid.bsky.social posted a NGL! Go ask your monster-fucking questions while the window is open. [And I swear to the Goddess, if you get sketchy about it...]

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Made a farting sound with my hands that scared Crazy Pete so much he ran around barking at me like I had just cast Magic Missiles. Now he's mad and sulking on the couch.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If Foster's Freeze doesn't see this somewhere to open a new franchise....

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Things might seem bad, but I am headed off to the Super Secret Transgirl Store™️.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I got a @chiitan.love like! Add this to my service-record and put it on my gravestone!

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Didn't post it earlier, but there a new Femboy appeared at the cornerstore! The old neighborhood is dying; the new, gentrified and queer neighborhood awaits to be born. Now is the time of Peck meeting hot hims/hers/thems/theys because I'm not a douche-bag. #TalesFromTheGasStation

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