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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦

@templetonpeck.bsky.social
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Retired Helicopter Mech. WOD 1.0 > GWOT. Shameless Degenerate. Undisputed Gay Chicken Champion 1999-2012. Record holder for most unsuccessful Article 91s (203). If you can't DIY poorly, don't do it. All opinions are my own unless I steal them.

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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 4h
As we drift further into @greatdismal.bsky.social's speculative-future of a dystopian-society dominated corporations and AI, I think it's important to pause by the roadside for a minute and ponder that a Mormon-twink (totally not gay in any way) echoed this 18-years ago.
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The Killers - Human (Official Music Video)
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 5h
Fellas, bellas, and themellas... If you're wanting to make money from this.. Take some notes.👆
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 5h
Oh, there's more?
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Awoogawolf Wolf Whistle
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 5h
👀 Silky robes?
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 5h
"I'm a CEO of a start-up (that has three people and you're all related)! I'm a polymath!" My brother, you've got autism and it's not even the autism that gives you enough superpowers to become an electrician. It's everyday autism. Just take up painting Gundams and building model-trains.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 5h
I made the mistake of going on to LinkedIn because I knew that many dipshits were schlobbing this knob and the first post I saw was someone (wrongly) describing the physics from his "polymathmic" perspective.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 5h
Meanwhile, they gimmicked the fuck out of a stunt car to do *the thing* when, if it was an actual vehicle, physics dictates that it wouldn't be able to do that thing. Meanwhile, "serious" automotive journalists are over here like...
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Thirsty Hamster Drinks Water
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 5h
*cuts a fat and lonnnnnnnng line of cocaine and Special-K* What if we made a car that the could drive upside down and then fly? *everyone clapping enthusiastically* "OMG, YOU'RE THE MOST INTELLIGENT PERSON IN THE WORLD!" (Please, keeping giving us lots of money)
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 5h
They invented a car that vapes.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 6h
I can't wait to see new ways for bollards to be undefeated.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 6h
2049 was incredible. I'm also going to hang my entire fat-ass out and say that Tron: Legacy was incredible. The "program escaping to the real-world" ending was fucking stupid; but everything before that brilliant.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 7h
I was gonna say...
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 8h
Dude was trying to inconspicuously take a picture of his junk in the back corner near the milk-fridge. Probably a cage-check or challenge for Locktober. And like, sure buddy... whatever. But it was so obvious that's what he was doing.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 8h
They're putting chemicals in the water to make people horny in public again! #TalesFromTheGasStation
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 8h
I'm watching the Washington/Purdue game (but not really, really watching it) and Fox Nation is doing ads for an AI-Houdini thing.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 10h
No, absolutely not. The Bi/Pan Delegation refuses this assumption.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 19h
*SNCO
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 19h
If an <O3 talks like this at the smoke pit or the gazebo for Thirsty Thursday, they are getting clowned by the E4s at the encouragement of the E7. If an O4/5 talks like this, the E7 does the be-clowning personally, as part of their sacred, NCO duties.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 19h
This is the sort of thing you cook up when your brain is damaged by shitposting, ketamine, and AI.
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Tesla turns to 50-year-old stunt technology as it tries to Roadster again
If you want to make a car spin in the air, compressed gas is a good way to do it.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 19h
Aren't we all Syracuse's QB in our own unique way?
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 20h
Poasting is the domain of the enlisted. Officers were once held to a higher standard.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I assure you; you will not "OK, but what did you do in the military?" to me.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Domina Laveau is someone that you ought to follow; if you're into following Dominas. And if you aren't... I'm just going to throw out there that like 60% that I learned in life was from strong women who worked as Dommes. If you're interested in education...
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
20, and a not a single day more.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I won't resurrect the Twink-I-Was or reverse the scars of aging; but also, why would I want to? However... self-care is health-care.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Dort is a coward. Government policy is being influenced by cowards who shitpost on Twitter. This is deeply stupid and senior leaders in DOD know this. They're not speaking out because they're riding things out until they retire and don't have to deal with this bullshit anymore.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Settling on "I might have to kill this person;" is a giant-leap. Actually killing them with intent is a whole different leap. I didn't kill anyone. I got past "I might have to..." and just stabbed the guy hoping that it was as non-lethal as I intended.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I wasn't a combat-veteran in Iraq or Afghanistan; I did the whole, bullshit "War on Drugs" thing. When someone else threatens you, the rational feeling is, "I don't really want to kill this person, but I might have to. This sucks. I don't want to make this choice."
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Dort doesn't have the juice to commit violence. He "would", but he will never. I say that because he doesn't understand what it means or how it feels. You really don't know what you'll do unless you're in a position where it's either you or them. Anything else is Sephiroth-poasting.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Dort is the sort of dipshit who has never been anywhere close to being in a position where he might have to choose violence.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I'm not advocating that we should bring back beating the brakes off of FGOs when they repeatedly said stupid shit, despite everyone up and down the CoC pleading with them to stop saying stupid shit. But, I'm also not not advocating for that, either.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I'm not saying this to boast. Back when I was in, Dort is the sort of O4 that eventually got funneled to the "untouchable" E6-enforcer who ruled the hangar. It ended one of two ways: They suddenly improved or they showed up with a couple of black eyes to complain to an unsympathetic command.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Kai, is this the first time you learned about "Dort"?
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Torx are great, if the head and the fastener haven't been deformed in any way. Shortening the head would make it better; but wouldn't entirely solve the problem. Square is best; hex is second best. Torx is only good (and the best) when everything is theoretically perfect.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Everyone hates Torx. Cursed attachment-bit.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I want a monke that live on my shoulder than I can Skittles to, but eventually betrays me and steals my coat-of-many-glitters!
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Monkey Banana
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Ma'am...
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Schitts Creek Alexis Rose's Shocked Gasp
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The hoes are saying... It's me; I am hoes.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Spooky, yet comfy.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The Democrats won't do this, but the winning message for 2028 is: This man is completely unfuckable. Zero rizz.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Whole lot of people are suddenly going to be affected by a sundowning-relative (cult-leader) in a couple of weeks, for the first time. People who actually cared would stick the person in a dementia-facility. That's not going to happen; so prepare to learn a lot about your elderly parents.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I want a monkey to hang out on my coat-of-many-glitters! And a pirate-hat!
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Without seeing it and only observing how people who have seen are reacting: It must be really, really fucking bad.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Thank you for calling out how much we suck now. Totally irrelevant in the grand scheme of things and no one should challenge us.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Inshallah.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I take great umbrage at this, but I will continue to flaunt my current, fabulous coat for the foreseeable future.
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Sailor Moon Voguing Dance Performance
ALT: Sailor Moon Voguing Dance Performance
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
It's a fitting end. Also, the election is still three weeks away. He's packed in and surrendered. Throw him on the barbie, because his internal polls show that he's completely cooked.
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Am I going to get a coat with even *more* glitter?
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Runway Model Showcasing Fashion Clothes
ALT: Runway Model Showcasing Fashion Clothes
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I was from Central California and casually-homophobic, as one was in the late 90's. He wasn't trying to have sex with me; it was more like, "You taught everyone in both berthing areas how to dance, for both genders, and it only mostly embarrassed them. Have you considered..."
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RHOBH: Kyle Richards with Magnifying Glass
ALT: RHOBH: Kyle Richards with Magnifying Glass
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Spookleton Peck 👻🎃🧛‍♂️⛓️🪓⚰️🪦 @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I'd studied dance in Jr. High and High School and gave some Bob Fosse/Gene Kelly-inspired dancing tips to the guys who wanted to put on "deployment skits;" as well as Gwen Verdun/Ginger Rogers-inspired dancing tips to the other guys in those "deployment skits." Xanadu was the natural culmination.
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