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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I dont think its too much to ask for tournament fees to cover wetting down the infield at least once if not between each game.

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Everyone in construction with contracts is fixing to lose their ass 😥

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My wife was recently trying to tell me stories about a trial and good good golf and I was completely lost and it hit me that I totally get Rhyner's "dark period" now. My goal each day is to make it to bed and its eyes ahead missing all pop culture.

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I've been noticing that paying almost $6/gallon for my truck and construction equipment is making me poorer...

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Where my brain goes when I hear high ankle sprain.

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Alternate title was "Extensions" with hair flowing over the title block

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

So the hand on the right is definitely AI right? Or do they have ET fingers?

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

This is definitely a photo that generates a lot of questions...

Georgia is wild. Somehow someone got a car onto a roof and the first responders seem dumbfounded

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

It just occurred to me that after coaching my son in baseball for 6 years this year will be the first time I've ever watched a game sitting by my wife.

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Steve Carell as Michael Scott's Cringey Face

ALT: Steve Carell as Michael Scott's Cringey Face

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Not saying vandalism is good. Butttttt...

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Maybe I missed this but are there a lot of schools using facial recognition? (see note about hoods) This got fed to me and I saw it had a bunch of comments but when you open the comments theyre disabled so I'm sure it went wild. I'm guessing schools probably signed contracts with flock?

High school dress code rules for a school in Texas

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I thought these were a bunch of floating glizzys 😂

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

We'd sell empanadas and tequila and it'd be called Gallo de Cielo. The front door would have two golden fighting roosters for handles.

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

The biggest change would be driving through Waco and there not being any construction.

TxDOT threatens drivers with dire warning.

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

It would be great to bring in someone with some edge in a game like this but instead we have Reyna.

Diego Luna the edgiest mother fucker in the US Soccer system

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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Are we 100% sure Ted Cruz is not at this game?

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Should have a goalie with the name Kick there

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Came here to say Tim Ream needs to pay for a ticket if hes going to stand around and watch the game.

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Ryan Emmons @remmons13.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

?????????????? definitely ain’t SEC, pawwwwl

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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

More like E-Sad-io Azteca

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I dont know why but I'm always a little shocked when I get outside of Texas and hardly anyone has fences around their backyards

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Having to wear a black kit in Houston for a noon kick might make Canada rethink their designs for the next world cup.

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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

AN AMERICAN PILOT HAS FLOWN HIS PLANE INTO THE MOUTH OF THE ALIEN SHIP WITH A LIVE MISSILE AND TRIGGERED A MASSIVE EXPLOSION!!

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

When you forgot you had a little THC drink because you were stressed out and it has about a 2 hr delay before it hits.

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What Steve Harrington

ALT: What Steve Harrington

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Everyone welcome USMNTs newest member Faloney Balogna.

Folarin Balogun as his alter ego Faloney Balogna wearing fake glasses and a mustache

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

The ref remembered he had yellow cards!

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Bosnia should be down to like 5 guys if that is a red card

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Its the end of select baseball season if you want to head to the book and see players moms and coaches wives be cryptic as shit.

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Dahliabunni Popcorn

ALT: Dahliabunni Popcorn

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Picking up free turf on a football field replacement this morning and there is some real faith being placed on some 1" ratchet straps to control a 2,000 pound cylinder. Easy turns home fellas.

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Searching for another unicorn garage fridge on FB Marketplace and there's so many, "Works but doesn't cool" fridges out there... What do y'all think a "working" fridge should do?

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Reyna has come in and done squat. Glad you kept him Poch

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Apparently the only thing Pete knows how to lockout are women and minorities from advancing in the military.

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I miss listening to music and staring at Winamp visualizations

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Oh, you can't write a 5-page book report without AI? I fucking wrote 5-page book reports without having read the goddamn book. Get your finger out of your ass.

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Me: I don't need anything for father's day. Also Me: 👀 well...

Am absolute deal where I could 175 hot dogs at temperature!

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Do yall think a Big Horn sheep's dad is on the side watching his boy fight and screaming shit like, "GET LOW, JAXSYN! YOUR MOMMA MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN TO PICK YOUR NAME BUT I AINT RAISIN' NO SISSY!"

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I like to think the Gauchos are in the dugout saying, "where the fuck is Stephenville, TX and why are we losing?"

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I'd give so much money to see him run an ad' "Hi, I'm James Talarico and this is my friend, Tim Dwight."

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Ive never been so beaten down with rain as I am this year. Its like the took season depression from the winter and gave it an extended run.

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Tellito @tellstevens.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Accidentally clicked a political post on the other site and saw all the blue check bots are calling Cornyn a RINO and that Paxton is a true republican. Guess he locked in their votes by getting his Pedo buddy off with a slap on the wrist.

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