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@tehjakers.bsky.social
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Sentient being of the internet since 1996 • let it will be

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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So I've decided to just not be on social media for a month starting tomorrow. If you think I'm ignoring you (not that anyone messages me anyway) I'm not. I'm just taking this shit off my phone and giving myself a goddamn break from the horrors of reality.
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Forget mental health day, I need like a whole month
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Almost that time for a rewatch
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Over the Garden Wall: Harvest Festival
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19 Do I have to change my name? Will it get me far? Should I lose some weight? Am I gonna be a star?
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#GBBO is so back baby
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mohawk summer is over… stay tuned for Viking winter
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Hide this post for me" Voila.
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Confessions playlist updated with the latest Danceteria remix with Carla XboX music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m honored
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Heard it was fat bear week
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
thinking about the one time I incorporated this into a drag number and like 2 people got it
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just drank a 100mg edible. ask me nothing.
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Coming up on our 5th year in Alaska and I know by now summer is short but damn I feel cheated this year and it’s making me sad
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I feel like I've been mainlining trauma on social media all day and my head hurts
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This game is so friggin fun
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I know I’ll never be him
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I used to spend hours playing this game in high school, even took it to the computer lab and had a LAN party lol
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
But can it do this?
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Man hangs up flip phone
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Summer? I hardly know her
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
LOVE missing my alarm cause the volume on my phone was low
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
went to seattle to get drunk and turn 43. not bad.
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Unironically wore white the day after labor day… sue me
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
what
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🎶froooooooooot🎶
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dressed as “the worst Bear in America” for Slayyyter tonight with my boo @bowlcutchris.bsky.social
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
couples costume idea
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Post a 90s photo of yourself
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Post a picture of you from another era 📸
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it is homophobic this is happening after we leave seattle
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
nice
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Now let me check the zip code: 212-FUCK-YOU.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You got a little sugar in you, don't you? Sure. I can tell. A little light in the loafer.
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Remembering the time I threw a “Kristen wiig wig party” and only two other people dressed up…
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Kristen Wiig's Humorous Red Dress Reaction
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Share an iconic Tim Curry role in gifs
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Hexxus Ferngully
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
facebook is still facebook unfortunately
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
cried on my lunch break
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Seeing Tori Amos with my hubby next week so I'm doing a listen of all the albums (I rejected) after Scarlet's Walk up to now...
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness Now which two…
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Sister Wives: Intense Discussion
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
when i see a flock camera
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Fight Ready To Fight
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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This Better Not Awaken Anything In Me
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My husband and I sending the same reels to each other in bed
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Soundtrack to my 20s
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Had a dream/nightmare I was back at the retail job I left 10 years ago
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Happy Madonna day to those who celebrate
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Getting fingered at the end of the night
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
saturdog
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Never thought I’d hear my favorite song live since she hasn’t done it since 1999. This changed my DNA
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Seattle gird your loins! In less than 30 days @bowlcutchris.bsky.social and I will be in town for my birthday, Sept 1st-5th
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the indica got me like
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Your favorite Disney Princess (wrong answers only)
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Fight Ready To Fight
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