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jakey horror

@tehjakers.bsky.social
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Sentient being of the internet since 1996 • let it will be

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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God bless America
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we used to be a proper country
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aha I did that with my first office/IT gig cause I would get emails continuously it made my inbox easier to read
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So I've decided to just not be on social media for a month starting tomorrow. If you think I'm ignoring you (not that anyone messages me anyway) I'm not. I'm just taking this shit off my phone and giving myself a goddamn break from the horrors of reality.
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, yes!
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is that... a vertical monitor or is it just bigger lol
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
October is THE WORST month for me, but I try to cover it up by loving Halloween spooky season
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Some street meat would cure me
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Cheeky Hotdog Thief Dog
ALT: Cheeky Hotdog Thief Dog
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Forget mental health day, I need like a whole month
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Almost that time for a rewatch
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Over the Garden Wall: Harvest Festival
ALT: Over the Garden Wall: Harvest Festival
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's come in handy at work when I need the serial number on a m.2 drive or something and text is hella small
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve been using the macro camera on my phone lately for small ass text
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't forget your iced coffee when you do!
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Season two was so much better
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19 Do I have to change my name? Will it get me far? Should I lose some weight? Am I gonna be a star?
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I turned to my husband and said “did a straight man write this?”
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Only if you brought enough for everyone
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also I would pay to listen to Nigella read the phone book
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Nigella Lawson: Holiday Baking & Sweets
ALT: Nigella Lawson: Holiday Baking & Sweets
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#GBBO is so back baby
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mohawk summer is over… stay tuned for Viking winter
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah I try to put on nature videos with just sound and no other animals, he’s still reactive at almost 5 years old
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am now
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Hide this post for me" Voila.
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I thought it was funny, then again I had a high dose of edible before watching
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I should call him
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Now I just put on long yt videos and they keep him company (unless he sees another dog and has to mark the couch as his) www.youtube.com/@thedogcam
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TheDogCam
Welcome to TheDogCam, your dog's favourite TV channel! 🐶 TheDogCam is dedicated to bringing you the world through the eyes of Bruno, our lovable and adventurous dog 🐶. Equipped with his own camera, B...
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When I bought a Furbo to watch my dog it came with free dog tv for a month. I'd put it on for him when I went to work and he'd ignore it lol
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My tl is different, I've seen this take on iced coffee maybe 3 times this week?
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Right???
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Lisa Simpson Happy Dance
ALT: Lisa Simpson Happy Dance
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s perfect.
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cmon give us more of your data for us to scrape!
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🙏thank you
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All night long
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What year is it
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I LOVE whacky comedy theater kid drag, it’s who I am
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And if you have Spotify? Sorry?
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Best played with automix ON trust me
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Confessions playlist updated with the latest Danceteria remix with Carla XboX music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
TDQ is my fav
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have that same shirt... minus the cum... for now :P
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HEEERE WE GO
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
IS THIS THE COCKSUCKER RESIDENCE?
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You're pregnant?
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Congrats! Celebration
ALT: Congrats! Celebration
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Meta knows what you're looking at lol
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m honored
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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So Pissed
ALT: So Pissed
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wait what?! Him too? JFC
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan) says Yes
ALT: Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan) says Yes
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Heard it was fat bear week
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jakey horror @tehjakers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cause I’m 1400 miles away
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