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Teheera

@teheera.bsky.social
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ہم جیتےجی بےکار رہے نہ عشق کیا نہ کام کیا جی کو یونہی بہلاتے رہے اور دل ہم کو سمجھاتا رہا پھر آخر تنگ آکر ہم نے بلو اسکائی جائن کر لیا...

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Teheera @teheera.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Damn! This place is still here? I forgot all about it.
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Teheera @teheera.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Thank you, my dear positive-sense, single-stranded friend, for wrapping me in your feverish embrace and making my eyes misty on this special day. Your viral yet fleeting love fills my head and makes me weak in the knees, and though I long for sweet relief, I know you'll come back for more. 💕
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Teheera @teheera.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I just noticed this and I love it!
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Teheera @teheera.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Sum up your personality in a gif
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a woman in a purple jacket is sitting on a couch holding a glass of wine .
ALT: a woman in a purple jacket is sitting on a couch holding a glass of wine .
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Teheera @teheera.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Don't you just love it when, as a middle-aged person brimming with sarcasm and bitterness, you pour your heart out on social media, only for a kid barely out of diapers to chime in with unsolicited life advice?
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Hend Amry @libyaliberty.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
A reminder that one sure-fire way to push back against the sea of hopelessness and horror is to find a cause you can contribute to with your time and/or resources, if that’s an option for you. Personally I find it’s most beneficial when it’s something hands-on and in my own neighborhood or city.
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Teheera @teheera.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Is it just mine or do all desi parents from the 50s and 60s live in delusionland?
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Teheera @teheera.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
"Who says exactly what they think? What kinda game is that?"
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Teheera @teheera.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
"I'd rather she be alone, than with somebody. Is that love?"
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Teheera @teheera.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Spring roll hoon, apni fillings nikal kar halka mehsoos karti hoon.
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Teheera @teheera.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
@nafeesrehmandr.bsky.social That was fast! Welcome...
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Teheera @teheera.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
@awaisaftab.bsky.social I was in an interview today and you have so many fans here, I thought I was the only one! 😂
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Teheera @teheera.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
How's the end of the year self-loathing going?
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Paul @fucktheracists.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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Teheera @teheera.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Maybe it’s a hard pill to swallow, but a lot of people joined Bluesky hoping to recreate the early Twitter moments. The thing is, we’re not the same people, living the same lives, or even tweeting about the same things anymore.
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Reco @hireco.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Mark will just steal Bluesky ideas and functions, whilst missing the point of why we’ve flooded here. Mark and Elon serve up irrelevant, angry, low-grade content on our timelines, proliferate misinformation, push endless Teemu ads, promote the right-wing, and divide us. Until they solve that…
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Teheera @teheera.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Why is Ricky Gervais following everyone on this app?
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Fibromyalgia doesn't believe in you either.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another
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Marques Brownlee @mkbhd.com · 22/11/2024
It’s starting to happen. Non-techy people, friends and family are asking what Bluesky is 👀
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Teheera @teheera.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Is bringing memes from other sm apps allowed?
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Teheera @teheera.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Fully endorsed
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Teheera @teheera.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
This place is getting cozier. I can see my Twitter heading in the same direction as my Facebook is right now.
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Sayed Tabatabai, MD @therealdoctort.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
“The old man is us, and his dry lunch is our dry life.” RIP Old Dry Keith. #Mondays
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A British pensioner whose bland sandwiches gained him unexpected fame in China has died. Keith Brown, a retired engineer known on Chinese social media as "Old Dry Keith", became a hit when his Chinese wife Zhang Jian began to post videos of him assembling the ham and cheese sandwiches he liked to eat. Chinese observers were grimly fascinated by his dry, boring sandwiches, and his gentle, stoic manner - and he built up a cult following. "We go from questioning the dry old man, to understanding the dry old man, to becoming the dry old man," observed one cultural commentator.
"The old man is us, and his dry lunch is our dry life."
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Awais Aftab @awaisaftab.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I did a version about psychiatry papers back then 😆
An xkcd spin off that I made about types of psychiatric papers
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Teheera @teheera.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I feel like I'm moving on from a toxic relationship.
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Teheera @teheera.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
I asked chatgpt to write a poem about me titled, "I'm not your cup of tea." I hear virtual wedding bells...
I Am Not Your Cup of Tea

I am not your cup of tea—  
I’m a storm brewed strong, too rich, too steeped.  
Not for those who sip in silence,  
or seek the easy comfort of sweet.  

I am the unfiltered, the bitter edge,  
the questions unasked in familiar tongues,  
a voice that echoes from lands and lives  
touched by things you may not understand.  

I am fire fought to survive,  
fuelled by an ancient, proud resolve—  
born to chase, to cross, to heal,  
and still tasting the salt of foreign roads.  

Don’t hold me like I’ll fit a mold,  
nor press to change the way I stand.  
I will not cool or calm to match—  
I am neither porcelain nor tame.  

If you seek warmth and quiet light,  
look elsewhere, friend, for your repose.  
I am for the bold who dare to taste  
the sharpness behind the darker notes.
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Teheera @teheera.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
A: I'm so tired, I feel like I'm just casting a wide net and hoping for the best. B: Just keep fishing, and you'll reel in a good one, eventually. A: Why can't I catch one if there are plenty of fish in the sea? B: You have to cast your line to catch a fish
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Teheera @teheera.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,979,637!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1,979,637, Teheera ‪@teheera.bsky.social‬, joined on Nov 13, 2023"
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Teheera @teheera.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
Wonder why people mistake "I need help" with "I need guidance to seek help"?
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Teheera @teheera.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
Me: Words alone, without actions to back them up, don't mean a thing. Also me: Falling for words every God damn time!🤦‍♀️
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Tara NJ @jnahid.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
I met a young professor in the conference. During our conversation: Where are you from? Him: -university in Paris Me: -university in New York Where are you from originally ? Him: #Afghan (Pashtun) Me: #Turk, Azerbaijani Where is your passport from? Him: Pakistan Me: Iran We are both prisoners 😔
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Teheera @teheera.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
Here's to the illusion of newer beginnings with a stale persona. 🥂
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