Teft Akita @teft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I wouldn’t call myself a gamer by any means, but damn did I put in a lot of hours on the fly swatting game in Mario Paint. 360
Teft Akita @teft.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Tried to take them out to pee but the sunbeams got them 💤 0170
Teft Akita @teft.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Definitely a west coast dog! Though apparently my dialect is a bit more Cali than my native Seattle. Also wtf lol. I've never knew there were expressions for "raining while sunny" but I'm definitely using these now. The wolf is giving birth? Fox's wedding? Pineapple rain? These are all amazing 🤣 220
Teft Akita @teft.bsky.social · 31/08/2026🎶They tried to put me on the cover of Puppy Vogue, but my legs were too long🎶 2180
Teft Akita @teft.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Met many very good big and little friends at the doggy street fair yesterday. 2170
Teft Akita @teft.bsky.social · 24/08/2026@wryote.bsky.social I saw a Banjo impersonator at the street fair yesterday :3 1110
Teft Akita @teft.bsky.social · 19/08/2026She is very proud of the big chunk of tree bark she found :) 1160
Teft Akita @teft.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Now that Callie is home and recovered, I can share this photo from visiting her in the ICU last week. I have never received stronger “I wanna go home” sad puppy eyes. Broke my heart. * Label added for dog in hospital with feeding tube in her nose. 4180
Teft Akita @teft.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Please send some good vibes for Callie. She’s not feeling well and hasn’t eaten for 3 days. Ultrasound, bloodwork, and other testing have all been clear. Monitoring, medicating, giving lots of pets, hoping she gets her appetite back soon :( 6271
Teft Akita @teft.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The water drips on my bottle make it look like he’s sweating XD 2170
Teft Akita @teft.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I just met an older Ukrainian lady at the park who asked to pet Callie. In heavy accent she says.. “I had Matiff. He protect me from bear. Save my life. She will protect you from bear.” I’m like “haha no she won’t protect me from anything” She gets very serious “No no! She protect you from bear!” 2170
Teft Akita @teft.bsky.social · 02/05/2026If you don’t take the guard off your pepper flakes we can’t be friends. 2100
Teft Akita @teft.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Actually I caught it at the same time as another dude. So we played rock, paper, scissors for it. The fool played scissors. THE FOOL! GOOD OL ROCK :3 070
Teft Akita @teft.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Caught the stick at the Electric Callboy show!!! Am the good dog :3 Fuck that was an amazing night x.x 3190
Teft Akita @teft.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I’ve never had a dog with such prominent fingers before. Little freaky lol. Look at those webbies - I bet she’s gonna be a real good swimmer :3 * Yes I know her nails are very long. She didn’t let me or the groomer do it so she’s going into the vet for a medicated attempt next week. 180
Teft Akita @teft.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Seen at the garden store. @daiquiripanda.bsky.social and I point and say “Adler!” at the same time XD @adlertheeagle.bsky.social 1242
Teft Akita @teft.bsky.social · 11/04/2026New miniature horse / drool factory has arrived. This is Callie. No counter or table is safe from the snoot XD 5260
Teft Akita @teft.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Sticker from work. I want to cum in someone then slap one of these on their ass XD 5321
Teft Akita @teft.bsky.social · 27/02/2026[cw: acupuncture] Doing my best hedgehog impersonation :3 190