Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comNational Treasure: Benjamin Gates Steals DeclarationAlt: National Treasure: Benjamin Gates Steals Declaration 020
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This shit has me singing Phil Ochs’ “Love Me, I’m a Liberal” 010
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This dude’s gonna lose his mind when he finds out about Snapchat pictures. “YOU NEVER SAID YOU DON’T ACTUALLY HAVE DOG EARS AND A GIANT TONGUE! IT’S ASSAULT!” 060
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 05/09/2026You just know this dude has been like “I want to visit Europe” then changes his desktop wallpaper to the Eiffel Tower and feels good about it. 000
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I think if you have any delusion that the woman on the left naturally looks that way, then you should be talking to more women with no discussion of sex. 070
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Jake Lang must have taught that guard how to wear a plate carrier - most of his vital organs are uncovered, instead the entirety of his belly is safely under the plate. It’s infuriating that these guys don’t even take 15 minutes to read about the shit that’s sooo important to them. 000
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I see no issues with ICE agents being given gloves that can electrocute people. Absolutely nothing bad will come from this, and these torture gloves will certainly never be misused. So happy our country is spending money on shit like this instead of healthcare. ❤️🤍💙🇺🇸 000
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Does that mean all those data centers will be able to store extra emails so Google stops telling me that I’m in critical risk of losing important data? 000
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 02/08/2026“I don’t know if he really believes that or it’s part of his political messaging” = he’s a liar who will say anything to get what he wants. 000
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I thought it was just a summer camp revolving around dipping sauces. 000
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 28/07/2026It’s the bit from The Office where Ryan sets up Creed with a “blog” where it’s just a Word document he types in. 030
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 28/07/2026“Ever asked if your bank could also remove the clothes from pictures of children? - then X Money is for you!” 010
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 24/07/2026The other people probably qualify as war criminals too if I get a say… 010
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 24/07/2026It’s only gay to hold a kitten if the kitten is the same gender as you. 000
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 24/07/2026In Wisconsin the driving exam is just taking the examiner to the bar for a few beers and bringing them back. 020
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Punishing the sick f*ck that put you in the situation is the only correct answer to the trolley problem. 000
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 19/07/2026You did recommend they drive off a “short cliff” which doesn’t have the same connotations of a tall cliff… If insta wants to hire me as a mod my DMs are open. 000
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Unlimited Pasta is not a constitutional right (unfortunately). 040
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 16/07/2026You are over-pronating when you walk. You probably have a high arch on your food so your foot naturally rolls to the outside. I don’t think it would solve the sock issue, but make sure you have a shoe with good cushioning. 330
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 16/07/2026No one has dry rubbed me, I am not prepared to be gently cooked and imparted with delicious smoke flavor. 010
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Thank you. Is there an opportunity for the state to conduct a study of all ALPR usage in MN over a year? It would be interesting to not just hear the horror stories and major successes, but to see the data on how our information is being used by the state, with fail and success rates. 100
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I appreciate your advocacy on this issue. It feels like a 4th amendment violation to have my movements be tracked despite not being alleged of a crime, and by a private company with zero accountability. Is there data that flock has been successful in helping solve dangerous crime in MN? 100
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Republican leadership proposes bill to limit the President’s screen time after 9pm 010
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 27/06/2026They’re early for duck season. And that’s the wrong type of gun. Call the DNR. 190
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Thank you! I knew it was up there, but would have hated to get it wrong. Military honors are like Wu Tang, you don’t fuck with them. 010
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Imagine how embarrassing this as to be for Major Dockery. One of the highest honors awarded for military service being ruined by whatever this is. Imagine the officiant fumbling this bad on your wedding day. 180
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Just imagine how big that fish was he caught years ago. Gotta be 12 feet by now 000
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 17/06/2026It’s so frustrating that the dishwasher trap would be so much easier to clean if you could just send it through the dishwasher. 000
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 07/05/2026This is bad. Everyone should have access to healthy and quality food. - BUT- The underlying issue of food deserts will mean the recipients most in need of food assistance will get less food, not healthier food. 010
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Do you think doctors are concerned about him giving all the test answers to congress? 100
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 04/05/2026May the Fourth be with you* *Reminding you not to consent to searches of your person or property when interacting with cops. 000
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 29/04/2026You just know Trump is eyeballing the medals on the King’s jacket wondering how he can get some of those. 000
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Brought to you by the man who threatened actual genocide about a week ago. 000
Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I’m pretty sure I have a picture bible laying around somewhere… 020
Reposted by TedDavid F. Sandberg @ponysmasher.social · 14/04/2026I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment… 361134592357
