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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I see no issues with ICE agents being given gloves that can electrocute people. Absolutely nothing bad will come from this, and these torture gloves will certainly never be misused. So happy our country is spending money on shit like this instead of healthcare. ❤️🤍💙🇺🇸
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
“I don’t know if he really believes that or it’s part of his political messaging” = he’s a liar who will say anything to get what he wants.
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
New idea - replace ICE agents firearms with squirt guns.
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Republican leadership proposes bill to limit the President’s screen time after 9pm
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It’s so frustrating that the dishwasher trap would be so much easier to clean if you could just send it through the dishwasher.
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Yeah, not too far off.
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap
A dog man in a yellow jump suit with lightning shaped hair - performer Powerline from The Goofy Movie
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This is bad. Everyone should have access to healthy and quality food. - BUT- The underlying issue of food deserts will mean the recipients most in need of food assistance will get less food, not healthier food.
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Do you think doctors are concerned about him giving all the test answers to congress?
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
May the Fourth be with you* *Reminding you not to consent to searches of your person or property when interacting with cops.
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Brought to you by the man who threatened actual genocide about a week ago.
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David F. Sandberg @ponysmasher.social · 14/04/2026
I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…
Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Does anyone have that combat simulator and can they run the Swiss Guard vs the US Secret Service? Asking for purely hypothetical reasons.
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
New Kalshi Bet: Trump does a midnight raid on Vatican City to arrest the Holy Father.
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I think the theme of our current world is just how dumb everything is. Things are so bad but for the most stupid reasons anyone could imagine. If it wasn’t impacting our daily lives so profoundly it would be hilarious.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
We choose to go to the moon, not because it is easy but because you've seen the other shit this country spends tax money on. At least going to the moon is cool.
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PraiseTheSun🌅 @praisethe-sun.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I love my neighbors so much. #Minnesota #NoKings
Flag in style of trump campaign flag with text “OLIGARGLE DEEZ NUTS”Minnesota Capital Building in background, in focus is a black flag with white text “TRUMP IS A PEDOPHILE”
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Robots are not your friends. Please do not talk to an AI chatbot like a friend.
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I don’t know what’s worse - the fact that it’s a real possibility we may utilize nuclear weapons or the fact that people are betting on it.
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 04/12/2024
Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
Vintage grape nuts cereal ad. An anthropomorphic box of G-nuts with thick sexy legs holds a man in a suit from behind.
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Kristi Noem can have her blanket back after she resigns.
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Of course we don’t want ICE carry out their “enforcement actions”. What the fuck do you think all this has been about?
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Anyone else remember when the GOP was the party of fiscal conservatism?
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
If this isn’t a Nazi Regime, when why are all the self-described Nazis so excited about it?
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Texting a neighbor about seeing some weirdos enter your neighborhood: MILITARY GRADE INTELLIGENCE Having friends you care about and the care about you: SHADOW NETWORK
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Side note that is not important to the story - the dude on the right does not have his firearm properly secured. If he had to walk briskly or (God forbid) run it would fall out.
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
You’d think that for all the dues I’m paying to Antifa Global™️ he would be able to afford a house instead of an apartment. (For the Feds watching, this is utter sarcasm, and you don’t understand anti-fascism)
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Love me, or else.
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Every Republican is taking a strong stance that “I don’t want anyone to be killed by law enforcement… but what do you expect us to do? Not let law enforcement kill people?”
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Say it with me now: Government agents don’t have an expectation of privacy while in the course of their official duties
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
ICE has guns. Citizens have whistles and our voices Please tell me which is more dangerous?
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I’m over 30, my advice is to listen to and follow everything @iwriteok.bsky.social tells you to do. Go to hell, I love you.
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Huge thanks to @margaret.bsky.social and @jamesstout.bsky.social for their reporting on what’s happening in my city. It was amazing to hear non-locals want to talk about our people and how we watch out for one another. Felt good to be seen. 💙🩵✊ www.globalplayer.com/podcasts/epi...
globalplayer.com
It Could Happen Here - Podcast Episode | Global Player
Everyone vs ICE: On the Ground In Minnesota
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Obstruction is a physical act. Being present is not obstruction.
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
So many words, nothing was communicated.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The United States has literally invaded countries for doing shit like this.
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
mprnews.org
Twin Cities ICE employee among 16 arrested in child sex trafficking sting
A Twin Cities-based employee of Immigration and Customs Enforcement is among 16 men arrested on suspicion of soliciting a minor following a sting operation by police in suburban Minneapolis.
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
This man wouldn’t know what “morality” meant if it was the title of the book he sits on to see over the steering wheel.
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I hope the ICE Agents involved know they sold their souls for a $50k signing bonus. And I hope this decision haunts them for the rest of their lives.
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
They ran simulations… because god forbid they go into a grocery store with the rest of the poors.
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Can we have a short detainment for Bovino?
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
If we honor their 6th amendment, we would have to honor all amendments, and imagine that chaos.
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
“All we want to do is terrorize their city and kidnap their neighbors, and they said mean things to me. Obviously they’re the problem”
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Dox
Quote scene from The Princess Bride:
“I do not think it means what you think it means.”
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The only way to stop a bad guy sleeping with a gun, is with a good guy sleeping with a gun.
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Ted @tedted10.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The “Choose Love” sticker was briefly visible while two people tackled a third person in a violent collision.
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