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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
real ones got that converted knock off gluten free pringles can on them
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
why is no one talking about this guy's connections with russian intelligence services
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
head of drama with his two favourite year 12s at the end of year show
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
raw, honest, unfiltered
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
sad that people are losing jobs but why were they spending so much on sweeping
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
why is the BBC making such a big deal of how many berets this guy has
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
we urgently need better reporting standards on what constitutes a "supercomputer"
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
i was so angry about this hat. and no one commented on it. how are you not starting every sentence with a reference to the hat
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
if i was keir starmer's speechwriter i would probably also start turning in chatgpt slop at this point
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
robots in streetwear always a big hit for me. never not funny
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
maybe make a slightly smaller chocolate then?
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
if my grandmother had wheels she would be a bike
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
🚨otter in the thames🚨
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
why do the police do this thing where they never say who it is by name even when absolutely everybody knows who it is. who is it for exactly
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
women in male dominated fields
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
worlds strongest man. they can lift up stones and barrels and weights. but in my opinion the strongest men are those who lift up women
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
the holidays got me like
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
oh no
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
this garlic is very lazy and chopped, and furthermore unc
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
captchas are getting more and more fucked up every day
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
english batters trying yet again to lift a short ball over a packed leg side
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
no obvious fingerprints except the weird mix of em dash and hyphen, but im getting lowkey chatgpt vibes from this
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
in what world is that great news, let alone something worth messaging me about
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
yep that’s what telescopes are for 💯🎯
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
this starbucks in lebanon is doing such a great job apart from the toilet
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
for sale: hair loss treatment, still bald
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
“been previously let down” oh i bet
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
for sale: engagement ring, [price drop]
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
this guy’s full name was Clippit. were we all aware of this? i wasnt
Clippy from Microsoft Office
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
why have you photographed it like that
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
they’ve narrowed it down to a Mikkelsen brother
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
whats the guy from Mean Girls doing at bristol city v oxford united
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I’ve always been, by my own judgement, an exceptionally fluent writer.
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
these are surely headphones that you could only have “in”
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
ah that’s good stuff
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
BAND: thank you for being one of our top fans on spotify! we want to give you exclusive access to tickets and meet and greets for our tour!! ME:
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
this kind of guy is in charge of all public policy in the US now 👍
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
reading the messages from the cave man driving the train
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
sad how at home i look in the cuckstoel
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I am really enjoying the train. #train
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
potentially true but really a very hard to test hypothesis tim
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
can confirm it’s broadly as advertised
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
checking out the popular subreddit for people who have a lot of backpacks
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
new phenomenon to me: a facebook group with no restrictions on tone or language but extremely strong policy on tone policing. a place where things can and should get out of hand, where people get fired up and no one can rein them in
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
is this real???
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
one thing you have to respect about australian politics is how willing they are to score points against obnoxious influencers and celebs www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
connecting my laptop to the mystery roof cable to see what kind of information comes through
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