Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Good insights from Ben Dueholm today on some of the well-intentioned, newer liturgical confessions of sin. benjamindueholm.substack.com/p/we-shouldn... 001
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026He Tore Down His Barns and Built Bigger Ones to Store Surplus Grain. Then Came a Stunning Revelation. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/21/u...nytimes.comHe Said He Was the World’s Healthiest Man. Then Came a Stunning Diagnosis.Bryan Johnson, the longevity guru, wants to live forever. But the big question is why. 164
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Chronicles of Old Chicago by @adamchicago.bsky.social 000
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Better just to skip it and go with the much easier task of preaching on Jesus calling the Canaanite woman a dog. 101
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Theology 201: Just because they say they believe it, that doesn’t mean they see any connection to the way they live. 010
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Yes the administration said it www.classicfm.com/music-news/d...classicfm.comTrump administration declares brass instruments a national security threatCritics are shocked by the brass neck of it. 78119
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Oh man somebody just discovered Gilbert Scott-Heron and immediately thought “I can do that.” 0100
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026"Grown-up expression" : Instantly in the vocabulary "Something old people used to say" : Instantly forgotten 020
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Here's a copaganda video on it from a couple years ago: www.facebook.com/davidcaltabi...facebook.com127 reactions · 13 shares | OUCH!! Tried out Compliant Technologies shock glove this morning and it felt about a thousand times worse than laser tattoo removal without doing any damage! | David CaltabianoOUCH!! Tried out Compliant Technologies shock glove this morning and it felt about a thousand times worse than laser tattoo removal without doing any damage! 020
Reposted by Ted OlsenZoë Takaki @zoetakaki.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Nearly every day, federal immigration agents continue to violently detain Chicagoans. Today, rapid responders have already confirmed five ICE sightings and at least three detentions. This is most likely an undercount. Humboldt, Hermosa, Carol Stream, St. Charles and West Chicago were hit. 1162107
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I agree for the most part, but one of the only times I’ve gone to an LLM recently was to recap the first half of a novel I’d set aside and forgotten about for a couple months. As a “Previously on…” it worked extremely well. Don’t think I’d use it to simplify a difficult text. 000
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026This is not Spotify “striking back” against AI slop. This is Spotify capitulating to it. It’s like saying “We hear our customers’ complaints about the buckets of feces in the salad bar and have now labeled the feces as such.” variety.com/2026/music/n...variety.comSpotify Strikes Back Against AI Artists With ‘AI Persona‘ LabelSpotify is rolling out a new label next month for accounts on the platform that appear to be AI generated, the company said Tuesday. 010
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Yes, “Anglicanism as BritBox subscription” is a real thing sometimes. 080
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I miss that it’s not your lane anymore but I’m glad you’re getting paid and serving Connecticut well 000
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026If the AC is currently running, A. If the AC is not running, B. As “I’m up (for that activity)” and “I’m down (for that activity)” are equivalent, and “Turn Down for What” (Lil Jon) and “Turn Up” (2 Chainz) are equivalent, so too “Turn Down the Air Conditioner” and “Turn Up the Air Conditioner” 000
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I would like to see the Democratic Party become the party of law and order in this way. I'm hopeful, since it's a winning election strategy right now. But I'm also skeptical, since it requires (or should require) ousting or sidelining powerful D elites with ill-gotten gains. 2208
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026A hearty yes to everything in this @columjournreview.bsky.social article. Also: @newyorker.com and @nytimes.com don't seem to be doing QA, even for prominent stories. Lots of mispronunciations, wrong emphasis, etc. So weird for outlets with pride (and $) in copyediting www.cjr.org/analysis/all...cjr.orgAll the News While Doing the Dishes: How does AI narration change our relationship to a piece of writing?News organizations have embraced AI narrators. But how does artificial mediation change our relationship to a piece of writing? 100
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Fascinating. Is there a particular question in the CN survey measurement where these views are especially strong (or weak)? 000
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026TIL: Today is both Wendell Berry's birthday (1934) and James Cone's (1938). I hadn't realized Berry was older. 000
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026www.christianitytoday.com/2014/03/noah/christianitytoday.comNoah - Christianity TodayAfter a flood of reviews and controversy, it's finally here. So should you see it? 110
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026If y'all want to read the article, @marcusrediker.bsky.social has it on his website: www.marcusrediker.com/wp-content/u...marcusrediker.com 030
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026That sounds great. (And maybe you can convince HLA to make a Music City guide to Chicago soon.) 010
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Sebastian Junger doing this might make me watch, actually 010
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026New Scholarship on Animals Eating People in the Bible (cc: @quammen.bsky.social, author of the excellent “Monster of God”) 000
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026If you’re wary of overusing the word “grift,” here’s a reminder that “flimflam” is woefully underused (as a word, not as a deed) these days 020
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026If they’re trying to avoid Trump supporters, I’m not sure Mainline congregations suffice prri.org/spotlight/tr... 020
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026If voters aren’t sufficiently pressuring their representatives to impeach Trump now, I’m not sure a mechanism like this would change much. (And it’d further the problems we see now; billionaires and corporations would be funding recall campaigns ad nauseum) 010
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Here's a great (if a little old) podcast episode about the phenomenon: www.southernfoodways.org/gravy/separa...southernfoodways.orgSeparation of Church and Coffee | Southern Foodways AllianceIn cities and towns across the South, an increasing number of the folks offering up latte art and high-end pourover brewing are devout Christians. Is it an unlikely and subtle tool for proselytizing? ... 020
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Is this your read on the Little House reboot? Admittedly I've only seen the first few eps., but Independence seems like a place you're going to starve to death, constantly face violence (incl. sexual violence), and at best find yourself a land thief. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/24/o... 010
Reposted by Ted Olsen100 years ago news @100yearsagonews.bsky.social · 23/07/2026July 23, 1926: A swimming pool in Wilmington, Del., has aggravated several female patrons by denying them access to the women’s locker areas because their boyish bobbed haircuts allegedly made them look too male. 1248
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I read a prescient book in the ‘90s about how this kind of horse race journalism wasn’t just nonsense, but also corrosive to democracy itself. 050
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026news.artnet.com/art-world/od...news.artnet.comThe Viking Ship in 'The Odyssey' Is More Than a Movie PropAmong the stars in Christopher Nolan's epic The Odyssey is a real, working Viking longship, the Draken Harald Hårfagre. 030
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026It’s a working longship, not a prop news.artnet.com/art-world/od...news.artnet.comThe Viking Ship in 'The Odyssey' Is More Than a Movie PropAmong the stars in Christopher Nolan's epic The Odyssey is a real, working Viking longship, the Draken Harald Hårfagre. 130
Reposted by Ted OlsenDaniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 22/07/2026A tremendous article by Max on one woman's journey through Metro Surge and our warped immigration system. Horrifying and heartbreaking, but with a glimmer of hope. I started taking screenshots to find a passage to share and found I was basically reproducing the whole piece. But this was remarkable. 29026
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Can’t think of direct examples but have often seen something similar, in which secular progressives tell conservative Protestants/Catholics what Christianity means and suggesting that Christians abandon core articles of faith to attract more folks. 000
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026First I’d heard of her. Apparently “girl evangelists” were a thing back then and she was the most prominent. Also the most enduring—she stayed an evangelist through her adult life. (Via fromthevault.wheaton.edu/2026/01/06/n...) 120
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026You may enjoy this spreadsheet of organ-oriented restaurants. A few still remain! www.hotpipes.eu/Restaurant-O...hotpipes.euTheatre Organs in Restaurants 021
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Fair, but my read on it was that Ocean’s 11 was “what if the original was good instead of just an excuse for the Rat Pack to goof around in Vegas?” And Ocean’s 12 was “What would it look like if it were *us* using a film to goof around in Vegas?” 110
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 16/07/2026It's unclear if chanting "I hate rabbits" is having any effect. 010
Ted Olsen @tedolsen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Anyone know of a book (or longform article) that looks at this with insight and wisdom? 100
Reposted by Ted OlsenJon Mooallem @jmooallem.bsky.social · 11/07/2026In retrospect we can see that BuzzFeed slowly compressing a watermelon until it exploded was a Beatles-on-Ed-Sullivan moment for an entire generation of livestreamers who, instead of buying guitars to be the next Beatles, nihilistically tortured themselves to be the watermelon. [submit dissertation] 0173