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Ted

@tedinpa.bsky.social

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World's most reasonable person New Jersey native, Pennsylvania resident Sports: UNC, Mets, Jets Phishhead Former High School Math Team All Star

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 19h

Oh, fuck off

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Where is the hollerer?

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I think you're both right. Ronald was on one that day

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

ROMANI ITE DOMUM

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Rudy Giuliani giving a very awkward thumbs up

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The first rule of the cheese club....

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Mahatma Gandhi

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I think Jazz Chisholm has him beat

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

A little voice inside my head said: "Don't look back, you can never look back"

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

IANAL, but it looks like ICE was *refusing* to collect info, and this order means they are required to

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Well, I got my daily dose of Cars music by listening to some Gary Numan

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Ground beef heist in the Northeast Attn, @briancgrubb.bsky.social www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/s...

nbcphiladelphia.com

Suspects steal 4 pallets of ground beef from semi-truck in Northeast Philly, police say

Police are searching for at least three suspects accused of stealing ground beef from a semi-truck early Tuesday morning in Northeast Philadelphia.

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Can we get a ruling on this @bizarchive.bsky.social @zzyzx.bsky.social

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I definitely heard that, too

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A lot going on here

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Starting Bathtub Gin while I'm in line to take a piss should be against the law

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Starting Bathtub Gin while I'm in line to take a piss should be against the law

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think I just saw a high school kid at my gym give himself a hernia trying to deadlift 3 plates. Good times.

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It looks like he's trying to one-up RFK

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

After reading the last sentence, I had to go back and re-read the entire thing thinking I must have missed something, but no, this seems to be a simple case of a really weird person being really weird

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My kids are in high school now, but 10 years ago my favorite show geared for them was Yo Gabba Gabba

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Woah, did they really have to go this hard

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Caught this one recently

Gray-ish van with Pennsylvania license plate BNGBUSS photographed from behind

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You can speed up the process by angering the gods so they take the sun away

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This website never disappoints

I'm That ANTIFA Holly @imthatholly.bsk... 2h Joined Nov '24

Don't bring chili to a job interview. Bring yourself and portfolio of work you've done Don't beina a resume because we have that or we'd not have called you in for an interview. Without vou having a copy, when we ask vou about details on it, maybe we find they're made up

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social 2h
Joined Oct '23
What if you're interviewing for a iob as a chil chef, what then

Im That ANTIFA Holly @imthatholly.bsky.social
Joined Nov '24
What if you're making up rare scenarios? We had a chili cooking competition at my job working in Oil and Gas, but our site iust wrote code. Had someone shown up with their chili we'd have thought they had mental issues and offered to call County Mental Health, for them, to share their chili with
2:46 PM Sep 25, 2026

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm not sure if the "make the interviewee sit in a wobbly chair to gauge their assertiveness" is just an urban legend or something that actually happens, but if it's real it deserves consideration

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What if you're interviewing for a job as a chili chef, what then

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Jesus, are there people who don't find cream soda disgusting enough as it is, and need to make it even grosser

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

OpenAI:

Seinfeld gif. George asking his boss, "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

He's now tatted up like Guy Pearce in Memento with his own contact info

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

That just sounds like regulat awake tbh

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Product placement for malt liquor probably

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I've never understood how or why Howie has had a career in comedy

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Are you a kidnapped passenger aboard a bus bound for God-knows-where? Bluesky is the app for you.

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just saw this and immediately was checking the replies to see if that was noted

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"Streaming 24/7" maybe the pee tape us real after all

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You need to do a Kirk Herbstreit style video disavowing any knowledge of him or else it won't stop

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

One thing that seems to have gone unnoticed here is the way he seems to be waving his emotional support cumrag around throughout this soliloquy

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

They have banks where you can save them for a while

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Just don't tell him it's included in the terms of NATO membership so he doesn't reflexively hate it

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Screencap of the scene from THE WIRE Season 1 Episode 11 where Daniels is walking out of a meeting with Burrell having been asked to put "DRUGS ON THE DAMN TABLE" for a copaganda photo, but I've crudely altered the quote to replace "DRUGS" with "TP"

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Things that no man, woman or orb should ever have to see. Absolutely sick shit

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You don't even want to know where that orb has been

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm now singing that sentence in my head to the tune of Candle In the Wind

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

hamberders

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I hope we finally get to the bottom of all the free drugs handed out at Marilyn Manson shows

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This should be no problem, we just have to moisten them and they won't work anymore

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

As a reply guy, I've never felt more seen

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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

R/Philadelphia news story: "ice recruit fatally shoots himself..."

Top comment, with 1703 updoots: "go birds"

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If Sons of Anarchy had been a better show, it would have been the best example of this phenomenon ever

Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Due to the profile pics in play, I'm just picturing this whole back-and-forth as an internal debate in Homer's mind