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Ted, Your Friendly Neighborhood DevOps

@ted-codes.bsky.social
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Powershell artist, Server savant, Code Cowboy (I take the code FROM the Engineers TO THE USERS! I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS!) Am very sure I'll lose interest here in 5, 4, 3....

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
This paragraph landed pretty hard.
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Ted, Your Friendly Neighborhood DevOps @ted-codes.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Yeah, exactly. My first hint should have been, "Okay, I like what you're saying, but we need to set this up so that it's maintainable by a non-technical person long-term." lol In there defense - small local non-profits really don't need a website at all. An instagram or facebook page is about right
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James Brundage | MVP @mrpowershell.com · 28/12/2024
#tech #tip : Want to run #powershell on #linux in a #docker #container? ~~~PowerShell docker run -it mcr.microsoft.com/powershell ~~~ It's that easy! They ship one for you to use. Inspired? Reply with what you want to do with Linux, PowerShell, and Docker.
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Microsoft Artifact Registry (also known as Microsoft Container Registry or MCR) Discovery Portal
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Ted, Your Friendly Neighborhood DevOps @ted-codes.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
In their defense - making something so bad even worse takes a LOT of work. We're well into like, three or four standard deviations of awful!
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Ted, Your Friendly Neighborhood DevOps @ted-codes.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
A small local one. I just wanted to help them with their Wordpress site! 🤷‍♂️ But I came in too hot, too. "Hey I bought a domain name we can point at the existing web site!" "What's a domain name? And why do we need one?" "Okay, let's talk about the OSI model..." (very lightly exaggerated! lol)
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Sam Schwartz @samuelschwartz.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I love Bluesky so much
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I can’t think of a better way to honor Jimmy Carter than donating to Habitat for Humanity. He and Rosalynn first began volunteering with the nonprofit in 1984 — 3 years after leaving the White House. They volunteered every year until 2020, eventually helping to build and repair 4,390 Habitat homes.
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Habitat for Humanity mourns the death of former U.S. President Jimmy Carter
Habitat for Humanity joins the world in mourning the death of former U.S. President Jimmy Carter. A champion for affordable and decent housing, he and Rosalynn Carter donated their time and leadership...
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Trending topics are a feature for the masses. For lesser minds who need to know what everyone else is talking about. True geniuses don't care about this. They only log on to post "The Ass is greater than the sum of its Cheeks" and immediately log off
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Ted, Your Friendly Neighborhood DevOps @ted-codes.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Can any work of art ever have TOO many rainbows? I would suggest that it CANNOT.
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a rainbow with a circle in the middle is surrounded by glitter
ALT: a rainbow with a circle in the middle is surrounded by glitter
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Ted, Your Friendly Neighborhood DevOps @ted-codes.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
My imposter syndrome of the day - I volunteered to do the thing I get paid six figures to do at my job for a non-profit....and the non-profit was like, "Nah, we good." 🫠 "I will make it all better through Powershell and magic!" "Hmmmmm....how 'bout no."
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Ted, Your Friendly Neighborhood DevOps @ted-codes.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
BlueSky is so aggressively nice that I am reconsidering my misanthropy. I'm pretty sure it's still the right default attitude - but y'all are seriously so *good* it almost gives me hope for humanity. (almost!)
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Holly 🥄 @absolutspacegrl.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I just had the most amazing night. We are in Reykjavik, Iceland chasing my dream of seeing the Northern Lights for the 2nd time - first time in Alaska there was too much cloud cover. I was crying, lights were dancing, it was truly magical. 🧪🛰️🚀👩🏻‍🔬🔭
Northern lights near Reykjavik, Iceland. Northern lights near Reykjavik, Iceland. Northern lights near Reykjavik, Iceland. Northern lights near Reykjavik, Iceland.
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Ted, Your Friendly Neighborhood DevOps @ted-codes.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
These are beautiful. That's all!
Make Art Not War, inscribed around an old-timey 1920s/1930s style lithograph of a woman.
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Ted, Your Friendly Neighborhood DevOps @ted-codes.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I do kind of dig it when the bots fight over the AI art in a bot repost. <chef's kiss> When the bots start trying to scheme for bot attention instead of our attention, we'll finally be free, I guess.
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Ted, Your Friendly Neighborhood DevOps @ted-codes.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
See? Did you *REALLY* need an Old Testament AND a New Testament? This fits on a flyer, man. I don't know who your editor was back then, but thank, uh, Yourself you've found someone a bit....punchier.
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Ted, Your Friendly Neighborhood DevOps @ted-codes.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I worry that the 'savory' pop-tart is merely a perversion of the platonic ideal that *is* the breakfast taco. But also they look delicious so....
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a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him
Alt: Phillip J. Fry from Futurama screams, "Shut up and take my money!" while waving a stack of bills at the viewer.
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Ted, Your Friendly Neighborhood DevOps @ted-codes.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
It's beautiful. Reminds me of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-_2... Where the light meets the sea.
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Brett Eldredge - Where The Light Meets The Sea (Audio)
YouTube video by Brett Eldredge
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Ted, Your Friendly Neighborhood DevOps @ted-codes.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
The 'complex' problem? How to capture everything from an Azure DevOps 'Project' - all the code (trivial! Thanks git!), all the work items (harder!), and all the build and release pipelines (hardest!). Boss sez we should never delete a pipeline, much less a project - but if we can capture the data...
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Ted, Your Friendly Neighborhood DevOps @ted-codes.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Props where props are due - I prompted Claude AI's Sonnet today for what I thought was a pretty complex problem, and only spent about 10 minutes cleaning up the mess it made before it worked. In perspective - a 'solution' to this same problem retails for $1,000 - and higher for more users!
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Ted, Your Friendly Neighborhood DevOps @ted-codes.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
The only USNA president so far - and you could not have asked for a better representative. Well, actually - he might've been a tad TOO nice. We deserved to be represented by a John McCain-type. I can't imagine Jimmy writing "IHTFP" in his cover! Fair winds and following seas, Mr. President.🫡
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