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DR. HARLOW @dr-harlow.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I want a pickle
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
i can ! just not to the extreme i used to .
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
yes . i feel really bad , matt B,(
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
i need to apologize to matt again for the amount of times i've sneezed boiling hot teapot snot on him .
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
. . . urgh . i just remembered something embarrassing .
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
+ bad , scripter . and it'll probably be a while before it's fully cleaned up . . . but ! i can bring you down to my office where i can operate on you with more efficiency . what say you ?
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
+ strained . the rust was much worse than what he had seen initially . mumbling a few curses under his breath as he began thinking on what to do . when was the last time maintenance was done on scripter ? . . . questions for later . ] i won't sugarcoat it . this looks /extremely/ +
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
well , i haven't operated on you much -- and obviously every robot's framework is unique . even /i/ can find myself confused at times when navigating especially with someone as special as you . [ now that he got a better view of the exact condition of the knee , his expression became even more +
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
what why :( what if i need to reach something on the tippity-top shelf . i'll be too short
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
i'm 6'1 by the way . heh . . .
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
just found out about periods . fuck . why does builderman do this to our women . this is awful . this crisis needs to be solved .
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
+ only if you'll allow me to this , it's all up to you .
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
+ heavy right now . . . tell you what . usually it isn't my business to get involved in the repairs of david's living creations , ( usually , that's their problem . but , seeing your current condition just tells me how irresponsible he is . ) but i'm sure i can make an exception here . +
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
oh , scripter . . . [ clockwork grimaced as his gaze laid towards the knee joint . that rust looked awful , and he could only imagine how unbearable the pain was . ] well , unfortunately it doesn't look like the rain is gonna go by any time soon . matter of fact , it's pouring real +
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
. . . scripter ? [ doing a quick knock on the wall before approaching . kneeling down to their height . ] are you alright ? i walked by your area and i saw you were curled up like a sad little lump .
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
hmhmhm . . . i did ! i took notice that you were beginning to run out when walking past your space , so i took it upon myself to resupply .
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
to anyone who’s name starts with scr and ends with ipter , i have laid out a new big bowl of dust for you to roll around in to keep your fur nice and clean . B)
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
of course i’d love to join . what’s being made , though ?
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
. . . wait did i hear breakfast ? i want breakfast 👀
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
i have never listened to the nursery rhyme " I'm A Little Teapot " so currently i am educating myself . at 4:28 AM .
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𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
doom hates me .
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
bnwouuuughhhhhhhh
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
wasn't me . i don't use the coffee machine . i much prefer tea , anyways .
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
can someone please tell them to be quiet i'm trying to read
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
+ the armory ! [ he hummed , confirming to himself and matt that altering their programming without direct interference is a possibility , as . . . well . . . how else would scripter and 75 be so close ? ]
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
+ person , and anything that they may have retained from their time in that army . it'll be a very , very slow process -- but i believe that gaining their trust /is/ possible . they seem to be very close with scripter from what i've overheard in +
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
+ /gently/ . they're a robot , so i doubt respect for admins like us will come easily to them -- especially since it was definitely hard-coded into their system . however , if being patient with them comes with the results i hope for -- then i may be able to gain more insight on them as a +
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
+ would make sense with the lack of pilots sent out that the soldier that resides within our armory is -- or , /was/ the primary pilot . [ a sigh . he looked down as he gave his choice some deeper thought . ] . . . if i am allowed , i'd like to go about this ordeal /slowly/ , and +
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
+ from his shades turned to gaze at dusekkar , the harsh light dimming as matt gave it some thought . ] that is also what i'm lead to believe as well . scripter has told me that they're . . . no.75 ? if i recall ? i believe that /is/ the pilot that we've fought numerous times before . it +
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
i know . and i understand . but i hope you can understand where i'm coming from , as i can only imagine how jarring this may be . . . i mean , an exploiter ? resting peacefully within our halls ? it's not something that you should usually take lightly . [ the single red glare that shined +
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
+ wish to see this through . there are many things i am missing here , and with what little i've had to go off by scripter's input . . . i want to handle this situation /my/ own way , and preferably i will not act out any punishment towards either of the figures within the weaponry .
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
+ looked down as he collected his thoughts , trying to word this in a way that doesn't suggest any sort of treason , because dear ! that is /not/ what his intent is whatsoever . ] i know i've been told off numerous times in the past because of my willingness to forgive one of my kind , but i +
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
+ door to most recent calling to the armory ! . . . alas , i was met with a door to my face . but , that aside -- it is also important to note that this soldier is one of the few /androids/ within that army if we go off of what we've seen from their . . . numerous attacks . [ clockwork +
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
+ the c00lkidd soldiers who were exiled from their team -- and now , they do not have anywhere else to go but here . the one who has been giving this soldier shelter , however , is our armory keeper -- scripter . and last i have checked , that same soldier was the one who opened the +
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
[ clockwork chuckled a bit as the other teased , making sure his posture was straightened and polite . ] i will first put it simply . there has been an exploiter resting within our base for quite some time now . and to be more specific with the knowledge i've been given , they are one of +
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
+ you will not scold or get on the case of anyone involved , as i wish to take complete control of this situation /alone/ .
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
matt . [ clockwork's expression softened , but straightened itself out swiftly after . ] i must implore you that we may be here for a while , but i ask for your attention throughout . . . . because i do believe these matters are very serious . before i go on , i ask that you swear to me that +
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
there are many thoughts wandering around within the depths of my mind . many things i've overheard these past few days . . . . if i may have a word with anyone within roblox HQ , that would be much appreciated . as long as you promise to me that you won't fault anyone involved .
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
burgurt 👀 #Burger #Gurt 🍔
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
why .
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
[ arms crossed , looking stumped . ]
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
[ schwoop ! wrapping his arms around them , ingulfing the other bot within the coziness of scripter's coat . ] i will . do not worry . i will return it back to you once our time here is finished . [ happy humming ! the wings on his valk flapped joyfully ! ]
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
thank you . i'm cozywork now . if you so wish , allow me to share my coziness with you . [ opening his arms , allowing scripter the option to crawl into his embrace ! ]
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
i'm coldwork . i'm very cold . can i have your fluffy cape
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
i'm coldwork
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
i'm cold .
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
+ tangles here and there , but overall it seems you've maintained your softness . [ after that , letting out a chuckle of endearment ! he really couldn't help it . . . he was , as the chuckle suggested , endeared ! ]
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
+ the fur across his arms . smoothing it out . . . but also recalling how soft doom was . humming in content . ] if it brings you any solace , doom . . . your stars are shining brilliantly as is -- especially now . as for your fur , i'd say whatever routine you do works fine as is . a few +
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