𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 15/06/2026*cheeks reddening a bit under the cover of his bucket...!* pancakes would be easiest to share if anyone else happens by, and the stacks are sure to be filling. i don't doubt your magic touch will drag everyone back in for seconds. thank you, matt. 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 15/06/2026would you like to join us? matt offered to cook!! 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 15/06/2026that would be delicious, if you wouldn't mind. i hadn't thought of it until you brought it up. 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 15/06/2026ah, my apologies. i'm not sure what came over me. ...it did just dawn on me that i haven't had breakfast yet. 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 15/06/2026*staring at @spawnprotection.bsky.social more intently than usual. expression unreadable.* 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 08/06/2026i was looking forward to game night tonight too :[ 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 03/06/2026i do wish i was back at headquarters to celebrate...the inmates have been making certain remarks to try and distract me "in honor of the season." as if this tactic hasn't been done to death since the beginning of time. 100
Reposted by 𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ.─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 01/06/2026doom hates me . 011
Reposted by 𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ.─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 01/06/2026bnwouuuughhhhhhhh 022
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 27/05/2026fiddlesticks....i'm late to reading hour. = =;;; 010
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 21/05/2026and just why are 𝘺𝘰𝘶 hanging around HQ? do tell. 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 21/05/2026has anyone seen my mug?? i seem to have misplaced it... ;; 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 18/05/2026perhaps. were you in a rush? usually you don't get that level of ruffled feathers from just normal movement... *offering his arm once he realized what clockwork was moving closer to do. his fur wasn't messy by any means, just not necessarily neat...time to comb through it all was rare. + 100
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 29/03/2026i wonder what it could've been? surely nothing so small could have phased the great clockwork... *giving him a tusked grin that soon turned sheepish. scratching the back of his neck...* well...i just don't have as much time to dedicate to how i look outside of the absolute essentials. + 100
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 29/03/2026as long as you're out of harm's way, it's quite alright. my fur isn't exactly in the best condition either these days...perhaps we could freshen up together? 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 27/03/2026*picking up the tube. inhaling a large amount of air. launching them out of the thing like they were a spitball.* 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 27/03/2026do you need assistance?? you appear to be stuck. 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 24/03/2026i'm well aware. *slumping a bit...had his job really been taking that much of a toll on him? he had barely paid attention to his constellations, but he certainly didn't want them to fade.* that's quite a pity...i never noticed. there has to be some way to get them sparkling once more. 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 24/03/2026your feathers....usually they're beautifully preened. did something happen to muss them up? *it was always cute to see how his wings fluttered at just the sight of the guardian...it also quelled his worries a bit. he only wanted to make sure the man was okay.* 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 24/03/2026*gently placing his hand on their head and pushing them away. a good distance...* i said you may /look/. my sparkle hasn't dulled that much over the years, has it? ;;; 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 24/03/2026*noticing...usully he was more kempt. stopping him before he could pass by.* clockwork? are you alright? 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 24/03/2026ah...i don't really pay much mind to the shine of my stars. i often don't have time to... i have a free moment now, however. you may see for yourself. 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 24/03/2026media.tenor.coma close up of a cow 's nose with laska written on the bottom rightALT: a close up of a cow 's nose with laska written on the bottom right 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 24/03/2026i think i got a little lost on one of my patrols. and um sorry i'm a bit peckish right now so i'm distracted 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 24/03/2026(...is the pantry for them kind of like the storage closet for us? curious...) 101
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 17/02/2026oh!!! i see. in that case, i'll be coming up to your office anyway. i'd quite like to have some of that tea you mentioned. 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 17/02/2026please stop hurting yourself. i'm worried. 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 17/02/2026i fear you may have injured yourself too many times. i'm coming to your office to make sure you're alright. 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 17/02/2026did you stumble halfway through that sentence ??? should i head over to your office and help you up?? 020
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 14/02/2026*this year, doom got all the admins a little something for the holiday! his feelings for each of them shine through every gift...like to see what he got your muse! [admin muses only]* 770
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 13/02/2026*letting go of his face with a huff, drawing back at the accusation.* it comes from no such place. i've been out of the loop due to a long absence, and all i'm hearing from my coworkers is sap. am i just supposed to trust you? a former exploiter holding power over two of the most influential- + 100
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 13/02/2026from my coworkers. john and david can't get enough of you, they keep bringing you up. saying they miss you. reminiscing about fisning trips. wishing they had more time to spend on you. *lifting his chin with crimson claws, inspecting his face.* what trickery did you use to get into their heads? 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 13/02/2026*hurriedly and suddenly approaching @c00lgui.bsky.social, slamming a hand beside his head and effectively cornering him against a wall. snarl evident on his face, though his tone was even.* you. i've been hearing quite a lot about you. 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 13/02/2026would you rather have a destroyed breakroom? 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 13/02/2026please, miss. i won't tell david about this attempt if you comply. 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 13/02/2026drop the forks, bright. onto the counter. 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 13/02/2026*grabbing her hand. gently moving it out of and away from the microwave.* 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 10/02/2026happens to the best of us. the chairs are quite comfy... 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 10/02/2026YOU. *completely dropping the last topic??? uh oh* 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 10/02/2026media.tenor.coma black and white drawing of a skull with a beardALT: a black and white drawing of a skull with a beard 000
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 09/02/2026i think it's just the right amount. *watching him work the machine...seems like he wasn't the only one having trouble with the buttons. the thought was comforting in a weird way. watching the machine go for a bit before following sorcus with his eyes.* + 100
𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 09/02/2026not a chance. i can tell you with certainty that there are no other alligators in or around our headquarters. i will now kindly ask you to leave and take that rancid attitude with you. 000