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DR. HARLOW @dr-harlow.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I want a pickle
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
i can ! just not to the extreme i used to .
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
yes . i feel really bad , matt B,(
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
. . . urgh . i just remembered something embarrassing .
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
well , i haven't operated on you much -- and obviously every robot's framework is unique . even /i/ can find myself confused at times when navigating especially with someone as special as you . [ now that he got a better view of the exact condition of the knee , his expression became even more +
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
what why :( what if i need to reach something on the tippity-top shelf . i'll be too short
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
just found out about periods . fuck . why does builderman do this to our women . this is awful . this crisis needs to be solved .
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
oh , scripter . . . [ clockwork grimaced as his gaze laid towards the knee joint . that rust looked awful , and he could only imagine how unbearable the pain was . ] well , unfortunately it doesn't look like the rain is gonna go by any time soon . matter of fact , it's pouring real +
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
. . . scripter ? [ doing a quick knock on the wall before approaching . kneeling down to their height . ] are you alright ? i walked by your area and i saw you were curled up like a sad little lump .
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
hmhmhm . . . i did ! i took notice that you were beginning to run out when walking past your space , so i took it upon myself to resupply .
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
to anyone who’s name starts with scr and ends with ipter , i have laid out a new big bowl of dust for you to roll around in to keep your fur nice and clean . B)
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
of course i’d love to join . what’s being made , though ?
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
i have never listened to the nursery rhyme " I'm A Little Teapot " so currently i am educating myself . at 4:28 AM .
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𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
doom hates me .
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
bnwouuuughhhhhhhh
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
wasn't me . i don't use the coffee machine . i much prefer tea , anyways .
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
can someone please tell them to be quiet i'm trying to read
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
i know . and i understand . but i hope you can understand where i'm coming from , as i can only imagine how jarring this may be . . . i mean , an exploiter ? resting peacefully within our halls ? it's not something that you should usually take lightly . [ the single red glare that shined +
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
[ clockwork chuckled a bit as the other teased , making sure his posture was straightened and polite . ] i will first put it simply . there has been an exploiter resting within our base for quite some time now . and to be more specific with the knowledge i've been given , they are one of +
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
matt . [ clockwork's expression softened , but straightened itself out swiftly after . ] i must implore you that we may be here for a while , but i ask for your attention throughout . . . . because i do believe these matters are very serious . before i go on , i ask that you swear to me that +
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
there are many thoughts wandering around within the depths of my mind . many things i've overheard these past few days . . . . if i may have a word with anyone within roblox HQ , that would be much appreciated . as long as you promise to me that you won't fault anyone involved .
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
burgurt 👀 #Burger #Gurt 🍔
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
why .
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
[ arms crossed , looking stumped . ]
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
[ schwoop ! wrapping his arms around them , ingulfing the other bot within the coziness of scripter's coat . ] i will . do not worry . i will return it back to you once our time here is finished . [ happy humming ! the wings on his valk flapped joyfully ! ]
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
thank you . i'm cozywork now . if you so wish , allow me to share my coziness with you . [ opening his arms , allowing scripter the option to crawl into his embrace ! ]
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
i'm coldwork . i'm very cold . can i have your fluffy cape
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
i'm coldwork
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
i'm cold .
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
surely not . i believe myself to be quite composed , even towards the greatest of threats . . . and i don't find myself to be startled easily , either . . . . could it have been from all my moving today ? i was travelling quite a bit today . [ bringing himself closer to touch up on some of +
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
[ . . . a concerned hum . squinting , as if analyzing her . trying to at least get a hint of what's wrong ! ] well , if you say so -- then i trust in your word . i'm always free to help if it is required , brighteyes .
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
well , i suppose you're in luck ! it seems you've gotten yourself a clockwork ! ( ✨ ) [ a content hum as scripter moved to rest upon clockwork's shoulder . a little heavy . . . he was uncertain how safe it was -- hence he shows a little concern . ] you're just in time , too . i +
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
three and a half minutes ? with how loud you were , i was expecting you needed my aid with something . . . . do you need my help ? ( 💧 ) [ now , gently trying to take him off . attempting to pry his arms off of the koala-like hold . . . ]
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
if you'd like , i can try and find something to clear the pain . i'm sure we have something just right to help . [ a wing flap of curiosity ! ]
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
pfft -- haaahahahaa ! hello , scripter . [ his wings flapped as he laughed , gently lowering both of them down to the ground , carefully holding scripter close to him so that he wasn't accidentally dropped . ] sorry , sorry ! i just had to once i felt your presence nearby ! how are you doing ?
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
[ just as if he had heard his own name ! standing upside down on the ceiling -- extending his arms down . . . . . . and snatching scripter upward ! ]
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
? brighteyes ? are you alright ? [ cocking his head to the side , expressing worry . ]
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
i believed myself to be out of harm's way for quite a time . . . but i remember distinctly how i cleaned myself up today , so something must've frightened me earlier . [ still trying to comb his feathers , until they looked fine enough . looking back at doom . ] huh ? i hadn't noticed . . . +
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
[ confused by what he meant until clockwork felt through his own feathers . . . gasp ! panicking to try and preen them again . ] i don't understand what happened . . . ! i had them preened carefully just this morning ! [ very embarrassed . . . what a horrible way to present ! ! ]
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
[ turning over to face the familiar voice . wings doing a little flutter -- just overall making the ruffled-ness of his feathers worse . ] hm ? yes , i'm quite alright . why ? is there something the matter , doom ?
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
[ for whatever reason , his feathers are rather ruffled today ! he doesn't seem to notice , though . ]
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
hehehe . . . sorry , sorry . that was my bad -- ouh ! [ the sudden weight surprised him a little bit ! of course , no harm done . however , he was not expecting his face to be held and wobbled around like that ! he found himself chuckling at the touch , finding it overall amusing . ] +
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
[ and just like that , his expression lit back up again ! laughing , his wings flapped on his valkyrie as he gave a gentle pat on the back to the other bot ! ] thank you for your apology scripter . all is forgiven . . . . albeit my tears were once again a ruse , it's nice to know i've gotten +
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
what ! no , it was totally real ! i'm sure you felt the impact ! . . . okay , i'll admit . when i laid down , that was fake . but the actual fall and landing was absolutely real ! i swear it ! [ he laughed , then lowering his head as another part of his act . . . a digital tear shown +
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
but i still stumbled . i feel as if that alone warrants an apology ! . . . oh . oh god . scripter , i'm losing my footing . . . holding you like this is too much to bear ! [ his voice was devoid of any shock that would come with a genuine reaction ! and with that , clockwork slipped on his +
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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
well , that doesn't explain who exactly they are , what made them bad . . . . . . although i don't have any worries about a possibility where they could harm me , but it is a bit scary seeing them give me a death glare as i walked i -- wooAH ! ( 💦 ) [ stance faltering a bit as scripter +
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