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Kellyyy 👻

@tealwaistcoat.bsky.social
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Born in “the 1900s.” Unmotivated. Large-bodied, BED/EDNOS. Just trying to, like, be. Avatar by @dochackenbush! 📍 Colorado (unceded)

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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 3h
My friend: I love Mercedes Lackey My friend: you should totally read Mercedes Lackey Me [reading Mercedes Lackey]: ... Me [reading Mercedes Lackey]: this is just Tamora Pierce
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 5h
POKÉ FOSSILS COMING TO DENVER
dmns.org
Pokémon Fossil Museum
The exhibition showcases real fossils and specimen casts, including iconic specimens like SUE the T. rex, displayed alongside well-known Pokémon.
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Doing that for "Get Out" would sort of ruin the spoiler, but also add an extra dimension of wtf-ness.
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That’s my state! ✊🏻
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s back!!
An adult elephant sweeping a cloud of dust into a cold elephant’s eyes. By accident? It’s not clear.A squirrel jumps down into a branch that a topping owl is sitting on. It looks like it’s attacking the owl, and the owl’s eyes are wide as if in fear.An adult female lion pushes an adolescent cub over. An orangutan giving the camera the finger.
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #GBBO
Nigella saying to Paul, “I don't approve of talking about food as naughty.”
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whoops, had on the schedule to meet up with some friends today to go see a play - one friend had it on their calendar for 1:00, I had it for 1:30, my other friend had it for 5:00. The 1:00 friend was correct! So I missed the first 15 minutes of "Misery" (but the rest was great)! 😅
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today I have learned about the CurdBurger and the Taco Bell Ultramarathon, and now I must pass this cursèd knowledge onto you 🍔 onmilwaukee.com/articles/cul... 🌮 kdvr.com/denver-guide...
A burger with a cheese curd the size of a patty on top of the beef patty.The course is a total of 31 miles and goes in a loop around the Denver area, stopping by 10 Taco Bell locations along the course — and there’s zero tolerance for cutting the course.

Runners must:

    Buy a menu item from at least nine of the 10 stops
    Eat at least one Chalupa Supreme or a Crunchwrap Supreme by the fourth stop
    Eat at least one Burrito Supreme or one Nachos Bell Grande by the eighth stop

The race must be completed within 11 hours, and drinks do not count as food. Entrants must also keep all receipts and wrappers for, as the official website puts it — “confirmation of stupidity at the end of the run.”

An off-course bathroom break is allowed at Washington Park, and so-called survivors will get a commemorative item after successful completion.

Registration is required by RSVP with a “statement of intent.”

“ONCE YOU RSVP, YOU ARE IN. THIS IS LIKE THE GOBLET OF FIRE,” the rules state.

Other things to know about this crazy competition include a ban on taking Pepto, Alka-Seltzer, Pepcid A/C or Mylanta on the course, as well as the possibility of additional rules being added, amended or changed.
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My #LastFourWatched for #LetterboxdFriday! Some more for #Hooptober13 🎃 (plus another horror film, I just keep watching them anyway)
Four movie posters: Children of the Corn II (1992), Atlantics (2019), Loner (2025), Jaws 2 (1978).
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tell me why my medication management org is sending me emails about 2024 because their billing department can’t do their job
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't know what crimes she committed, but I admire her chill
"By 8:26 p.m., execution witnesses reported that the second dose of pentobarbital had been administered.

Pike continued to be heard snoring behind the closed curtain until the microphone was cut off at 8:53 p.m. At that time there was an announcement to escort media witnesses out of the area."
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Bongo Cat Pumpkins
Alt: Cartoon black cat witha witch’s hat bonking pumpkins like bongos.
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If I ever doubt my inability to go out on a weeknight again, let me enshrine tonight in my memory. Stupid retired friend with her stupid Wednesday birthday.
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
howww is it already the last day of september 😶
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Backpaaaack
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It wasn’t a cozy rainy day like I was hoping, but it was nice and cool, so I made pumpkin spice muffins anyway 😙
12 muffins perched precariously on a small cooling rack.
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The universe is testing me today. 😐 It’s nice out, so I have my window open. First there was construction on the road outside with a truck making backup beeps every ten seconds for HOURS. Then a painter came onto my floor and started blasting some YouTube essay or something while she was working.
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FUCK it’s nice out
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Holy hell.
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cool - I got accepted to join this cohort! Excited to learn about new strategies and actions I can take against climate change!
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The new technical format is BRUTAL #GBBO
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whatever happened to giant death rays
From “Chandu the Magician” (1932). Workers bringing something in through a large door into a room filled with scientific instruments.A death ray testing its laser beam.
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What a wiiild mashup
A print on Etsy, it’s a paper boat made out of a Derry newspaper, and above it is a red balloon with a formline indigenous style “It”.
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ehehehehe
Assorted fall chocolates by Lindt and Ghirardelli.
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Didn't they use to pack cream cheese in two little sticks like butter? What happened to that? Why am I having to buy a "block" and wrap up the leftovers? Is this a Mandela effect??
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Plugging along through #Hooptober13 🎃 #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday #FilmSky #HorrorSky
Four movie posters: House II: The Second Story (1987), Massacre at Central High (1976), The Haunting of Julia (1977), Ghost Story (1981).
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Jason Bateman: I Don't Know What I Expected
Alt: Jason Bateman: I Don't Know What I Expected
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@graze.social My "cleaningyay" feed has said it's empty for a couple of days, can you help? (It had been posting regularly prior...)
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is just like, really disappointing.
philanthropy.com
Gates closed down a half billion anti-poverty effort and instead banked on AI
The philanthropy giant ended a broad approach and now will focus on tech fixes to put more money in people’s pockets.
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ooo hell yeah!
rmpbs.org
Sturdy, flirty and thriving: Colorado's Fat Marmot Week drew major donations | Rocky Mountain PBS
The whole effort raised about $217,000 over the course of a few weeks.
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Two medical phone calls this morning. 😮‍💨 Haven't been able to relax since I woke up. Gonna try to unwind now.
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The site is crashing 😂 We’re too excited about the fat bears!
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
heeeere's FALL
Scene from "The Shining" where Jack is using an axe to break down the door, and Wendy is screaming on the other side - but instead of an axe it's an orange maple leaf. Happy fall / autumn! (This post was NOT made using AI.)
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I now now why it’s called “Sky Daddy.” What a wild book (so far).
The book of Sky Daddy by Kate Folk laying on some tasteful hedging.
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cinnamon raisin bagels with pumpkin cream cheese and apple slices. Ready for leaf peeping.
Bagels in a plastic container.
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Still can’t believe this happened. Super nice guys too. #HorrorSky #FilmSky
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Big banner with a skull: “Colorado Festival of Horror”One of the dog demon things from Ghostbusters
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3446 is not left-handed
Bunnies re-enact the duel between Inigo and Wesley in "The Princess Bride", with a masked bunny fighting against a dashing shaggy bunny with a gold sword. The masked bunny is cornered, near the edge of a rocky cliffside, but still has a trick up his sleeve
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
booo 👏🏻
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Watching movies for #Hooptober13 and still also managing to watch other horror movies 😅 #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday #FilmSky #HorrorSky #Hooptober
4 movie posters: The Scooby-Doo Project (1999), Night of the Living Doo (2001), Murders in the Rue Morgue (1932), The Faculty (1998).
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Eating pumpkin Joe-Joes watching the Scooby Doo spoof of “Blair Witch”
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Spongebob Squarepants Netflix And Chill
Alt: Spongebob Squarepants Netflix And Chill
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Chris Bianchi @bianchiweather.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fall foliage looks like it's near peak in Grand County...photo taken earlier today by Hollie Hardman! #COwx
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So apparently gaming does not necessarily help, but I think this is mainly an office thing. Getting to the point where I'm bringing my trigger-point ball to work now lmao. OW.
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ATTENTION ⚠️
nbcnews.com
New wild cat species is identified for first time in 100 years, researchers say
A type of tiger cat, the animal is slender, spotted and smaller than a house cat. It lives in the Bolivian cloud forest.
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think I'm gonna go to this on Saturday! I've been keeping the page up in the background for the last week, so I think that means I wanna do it. Josh and Mike, the two guys from "The Blair Witch," are gonna be there, and I think I wanna try getting their autographs!
cofestivalofhorror.com
Colorado Festival of Horror - Clowns vs. Witches - Sept 18-20, 2026
Hello and welcome horror fans! Colorado Festival of Horror (COFOH) returns for it's September 18–20, 2026! This is set to be another amazing year. Stayed tombed for updates on year 6!
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Today I'm starting my 🎃 Halloween 🎃 countdown with a horror movie marathon! From 9/15-10/31, you can follow along on my Letterboxd (boxd.it/5wZsZ) or just take a peek at my list of 31 movies here (boxd.it/WZn1Q). All films are new to me, so this'll be fun! #Hooptober #FilmSky
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Went to a play today that was a parody of telenovelas 😁 Super fun - there was slapping, gasps, twists, and dramatic poses!
A theater packed with people in a semicircle around an empty stage.
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