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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 28/06/2026
The usual sourdough loaves and some cinnamon rolls. I’m getting better a rolling more tightly! Still need some work on rolling the sheet out evenly though. #breadsky #bakingsky
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 01/06/2026
Cinnamon rolls and breb #bakingsky #breadsky
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 25/05/2026
I made some weirdly fat baguettes. I really need a bigger baking stone. #bakingsky #breadsky
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 12/05/2026
Forgot to post over the weekend! But more adventures in loaf pan sourdough. I did a large batch. 3 9” cheddar and chive loaves (imo the best I’ve ever made), 2 13” plain sourdough. Had a smol pan lid incident on one of the big ones. Also did discard cinnamon rolls! #breadsky #bakingsky
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 26/04/2026
Baked the other two this morning after a nice long cold proof. I think I need to let these proof at room temp a little longer before fridging. But look at that beautiful crust. Pullman pans are a special kind of magic.
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Lisa @islandicies.com · 26/04/2026
Playing with bread again. Used challah dough to make hotdog and hamburger rolls. Really happy with the hotdog roll shape. Simple three strand braid is perfect, 3.25 ounces of dough each. #baking #breadsky
Playing around with braids to find the best and the 6 strand on the bottom left is too fussy. Two strand twist didn’t hold well. Simple three strand braid was fast and easy. A tray of rolls perfect for a sandwich or burger. They freeze well and defrost quickly. A challah hotdog bun with mustard and relish on a lime green fiestaware plate.
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 26/04/2026
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 26/04/2026
I think I might be a fully-fledged loaf pan sourdough convert. The artisan boules sure look pretty and are a lot of fun to make, but these are so delicious and easy to work with and more practical. #breadsky #bakingsky
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 26/04/2026
This looks delicious but minus points for broccoli rabe slander
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 12/04/2026
I’m looking forward to watching this one
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 06/04/2026
Depluralize a movie: Twister (Did I do it right?)
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 05/04/2026
Lorne doesn’t want you to see this sketch
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 05/04/2026
The unmitigated gall. There’s not even any lox.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
In Easter message, President Trump calls for openness and recognizes power of redemption to save us from Hell Today in the @nytimes.com
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 04/04/2026
Scaled up, 13x9 aluminum pan test for Easter dessert. Raspberry Clafoutis. If it works out, I’ll do one of these and a plum one! #bakingsky
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 30/03/2026
If the sour dip drips, you’ve wet the chip.
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 30/03/2026
Fair, but I would argue absorption rate and viscosity matters here. A dip and eat is great, but not great if it sits long enough to absorb.
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 30/03/2026
Some drys shouldn’t be wetted.
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 30/03/2026
They died doing what they loved! Burping and producing alcohol!
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 30/03/2026
These are so tightly shaped for a first try! Going to have a lovely crust if nothing else. :) good luck!
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 30/03/2026
And to finish off the baking weekend adventure, chocolate chip cookies. All in all, family was super happy with bread and buns and cookies. I didn’t share the English muffins though. They’re all mine! #bakingsky #breadsky
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 30/03/2026
Look at all those neat little air pockets! Looks delicious
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 29/03/2026
And burger buns!
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 29/03/2026
Continuing loaf pan experiments. Just plain sourdough, no enrichment.
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 29/03/2026
Oh also one other thought: if it is so delicate you can’t get stretch and folds done without it separating, go ahead and switch to coil folds. One or two sets will give you lots of strength!
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 28/03/2026
It’s nearly impossible for focaccia dough to be too wet. But if it is being very troublesome in addition to your stretch and folds, before putting it in the pan, do a final set of coil folds. They work really well for very soft doughs.
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 28/03/2026
First up, sourdough English muffins!
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 28/03/2026
Shall we give Confuse A Schmutzie LTD a ring?
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 28/03/2026
Big baking weekend ahead! I prepped sourdough English muffins last night which will get baked today. Got 3 sourdough loaves started for baking tomorrow, and also making hamburger buns tomorrow for family get-together. #bakingsky #breadsky
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 27/03/2026
Unused baby shoes
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 27/03/2026
This is maybe the best joke I’ve ever read. Holy shit.
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b. wolo @bwolo.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
William Butler Yeats gazing in the direction of Bethlehem:
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Please don’t publish my emails by the tranche
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 17/03/2026
Faster and cleaner, Chef
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 15/03/2026
Baguettes again. This one is a more involved recipe, and going by smell, will have a great deal more flavor. Had good spring, but man, baguettes are so soft scoring is hard lol #bakingsky #breadsky
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 09/03/2026
Gorgeous!
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 08/03/2026
Oh my. Do you happen to have a recipe? These look lovely
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 08/03/2026
I’ve been scooping with sea salt pita chips! Can’t be too healthy . . .
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 08/03/2026
Looks delicious! I made a giant bean salad yesterday! I’ve been influenced into it by stories of Millennial colorectal cancer rates. I was definitely short on fiber! But this was so good I can see it becoming a regular thing.
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 08/03/2026
Took a few tries, but I finally got a fully square Pullman loaf. I’ve been using KA Special Patent for almost everything lately. Aside from the fact that it’s a little thirsty, it produces just some really spectacular, flavorful breads. #breadsky #bakingsky
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 27/02/2026
Seems like he knows his audience if he’s going to be crucified for something as mundane as being a politician making a statement about an undeniably good thing he managed to eke out of the black bike that is the whitehouse. I wouldn’t spend any effort on you either.
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 26/02/2026
“Politician helming an 8M person city tries to reach as broad an audience as possible by sharing message in multiple places. News at 11”
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 22/02/2026
Unclear if this means “yes, bats” or “no bats”
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 22/02/2026
Baguettes today! #breadsky #bakingsky
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 16/02/2026
Now you’re a real sous
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 15/02/2026
Literally Enkidu
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 12/02/2026
Did some experiments! Did a couple cheddar loaves, a chocolate loaf, and an apple cinnamon loaf. The cheddar loaves and the chocolate one were incredible. The apple one was very wet - but not inedible. Some learnings were had! #breadsky #bakingsky
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 01/02/2026
Just a plain focaccia today (warm take: it’s my favorite way to eat focaccia. Toppings are fine, but it’s such a great bread on its own). #breadsky #bakingsky
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 25/01/2026
Tried a couple new scoring patterns today. One S-curve, one cross-hatch. The S-curve did really well! I like that one a lot. The cross-hatch clearly needs work lol #breadsky #bakingsky
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Tyler but I dunno @tdf.wtf · 05/01/2026
I’m also planning on labbing out a Dutch crunch loaf this year! Excellent goal!
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