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Thomas Carver

@tcarveriii.bsky.social
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I write gay erotica. You should read it, if you like such things. You shouldn't if you don't.

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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm working on an erotic novel again. I may have sucked off more than I can swallow on this one, though. Lots of characters.
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
D2D has instituted a policy that charges authors who make below a certain threshold a "maintenance fee." I've delisted my books with them, and recommend avoiding them as a self-publishing platform in the future. I think it's time to get out of self-publishing, at least for erotica.
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I shut down my Patreon. I haven't updated in ages, and I feel bad taking people's money if I'm not giving them anything. I've lost interest in erotica lately, and I've shifted my focus to other projects. But I appreciate everyone's support more than I can say.
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
totally should have gotten today's Wordle faster than I did.
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Looks like D2D is changing some policies. Not exactly a fan of service fees and the like; seems discouraging to first-time authors.
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Erotica for longtime gay married couples: He reached slowly across my body. His lean fingers clutched lovingly at the slice of pizza, and he leaned back. "What should we watch on Netflix?" he asked. "I don't know. Whatever." I knew I shouldn't; I knew it was naughty. But I grabbed another slice.
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Let's not call it a retirement, not yet anyway. Let's just say it's a sabbatical: www.patreon.com/posts/taking...
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Taking a break | Thomas Carver
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
it is so funny to me that of all the things i have ever posted about art, the most controversial take WITHOUT QUESTION is when i say that the best thing you can do if you want a career as an artist is to be KIND to your peers. folks get SO upset by that one, which i think is unfortunately telling
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I remember reading this book as a teen trying to understand my sexuality. Man. That was a mistake.
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I'm about 10k into a new story about sadistic hockey players, but I'm going back and forth about whether I want to publish it on Amazon or just on my Patreon. Also, it has pretty much no plot: just sadistic jocks. Kind of okay with that, tbh.
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Ahhhh, armpits. Reminds me: I need to get to the gym soon.
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
A start of a new six-part series of shorts. First chapter available for free: the five other installments released one a day for paid members. www.patreon.com/posts/pent-u...
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Pent Up: Part I, Get the Party Started | Thomas Carver
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Happy extra-hour-to-dream-of-dick day!
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Congratulations!
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
A weird little story for subscribers to my Patreon is now live. When a kinky inventor creates an edging contraption, his friend is recruited to test it out. With an audience.
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Just wrote up a quick little spicy tale about an encounter on the 'L'. Nothing like game day in the heat of summer in the big city. If you want to read it, join my Patreon.
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
My old doctor retired, so I had to get a new one. And he's gay! (And good looking, but that's secondary). It's so nice not having to explain the basics of gay men's health to him.
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Margaret A-Spelle 🎃 @margaretadelle.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Trying to nail down the vibe when MLM is written by a queer man versus not. So far I got: 1. Somehow dirtier AND more wholesome at the same time 2. Conscious non-monogamy more casual and not as much A Thing That Must Be Discussed 3. So. Much. FLUIDS. #booksky
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Damn it, the hottest call on the Savage Lovecast this week is nearly inaudible. I need to get some headphones and listen to it again, or maybe try to clean it up in Audacity, because from what little I could understand, that caller was living my dream. @dansavage.bsky.social
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Not only is Suite Agony available for purchase on Amazon, but a bonus story following a couple side characters is up on my Patreon, here: www.patreon.com/posts/eddies...
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Eddie's First Time Part 1 | Thomas Carver
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Now available! mybook.to/shared_space_1
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Okay, Suite Agony is coming out soon. Charlie had big plans of sharing a dorm suite with his friend Kevin, but when Kevin transfers, he's stuck with three jocks: three cocky, arrogant, and often horny jocks. This is first in a probable trilogy, but can stand alone.
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
And the draft of The Suite Life is done! Just a day or two of revision, then beta readers, and then more revision. Probably be ready by the end of next week.
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
All right, time to write a denouement, and then this draft is done. This one brought back a lot of the fun of writing erotica for me.
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
The conundrum of the erotica writer. I'm too horny to continue writing, but if I take care of that, I won't *want* to write. At least, not the bits I need to finish the MS.
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
www.advocate.com/world/china-... Hopefully this doesn't happen in the U.S. I'd like to think the constitution protects us, but my faith has been a bit shaken lately.
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Chinese police arrest dozens of gay erotica writers in pornography crackdown
Attorneys in China claim between 30 and 50 writers have been arrested this year for writing gay erotica.
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
3000 words on the Suite Life today. I've got some travel coming up and that always discombobulates my writing schedule, but at this rate I might be done with the draft by the end of next week. Knock wood.
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Is it still PWP if it's character-driven? Or does that make the fucking literary?
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
9000 words into the new erotica novella. Well-trod ground for me, really: three jocks, one gay nerd. But I'm getting a little more psychological in this one. Working title: "The Suite Life"
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
No relation. theonion.com/woman-giving...
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Woman Giving Birth Assured Everything Looks Gross Down There
BURLINGTON, VT—Receiving encouragement from her ob-gyn as she struggled amid the throes of childbirth, area woman Jill Henderson was assured while giving birth Tuesday that everything was looking gros...
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
You know, if that moron wants to send 700 Marines somewhere, he could send them to my house. I'm free this weekend. Might have to work in shifts, and my ol' knees aren't what they used to be, but I'm up for the challenge. (Also, joking aside, I'm sick of the fucking fascism)
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Enjoyed this one a lot.
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
The "clean" language for me is always a red, or at least yellow, flag, because it shows someone who hasn't given STIs a lot of thought, and still think of them as a kind of "dirtiness" rather than just an infection. If getting a cold at the grocery store isn't "dirty," then neither is an STI.
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Slowing down on the erotica a bit lately because I've been putting a few other non-kinky projects to bed. Also getting a bit irked by all the constraints on self-published erotica, and trying to find some other ways to publish. Might go traditional rather than indie; looking into it.
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Leo Herrera @herreraimages.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Cruising is the art of minimal rejection
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Leo Herrera @herreraimages.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Self-care is as sexy as consent! From the cruising manual, AnalogCruising.com
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Also one of my favorite podcasts.
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Remember the 90s? Popped collars, landlines, modems that screamed at us when we got online, arrogant jocks, and dorm life? Scott sure does, because he made the most of his time in college -- and now he's going back. mybook.to/freshman_exp...
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Now available: www.amazon.com/dp/B0DZHV83GZ
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Freshman Experience
Freshman Experience - Kindle edition by Carver, Thomas. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Freshman Experience.
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
All right, Freshman Experience is in the publication queue. Should be available in a day or two.
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I've got to start working out again. Usually I start the weekend full of energy, but this one has been a slog.
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
All right, revisions done with my WIP. Just one more quick pass-through and a quick edit, and it should be ready to get out there early next week. It's a kinky little romp with a nice tint of nostalgia.
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JeffreyC @yonahg.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Keep Dancing! Keep fighting!
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Dan Savage @dansavage.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
For people wondering when the right began falling in love with Putin: It was after the passage of the first anti-gay law in Russia in 2013. That was the moment GOP elected officials and rightwing Christian grifters started showing up on Fox to heap praise Putin. www.theguardian.com/world/2013/j...
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Russia passes anti-gay-law
Vladimir Putin signs bill that means people disseminating 'propaganda' about homosexual relationships to minors risk fines
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
We are calling for impeachment—America has no kings.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
We have been careful to avoid using the word coup, but it’s time to call it what it is—this is a coup. Trump signed an executive order granting only the attorney general or the president the authority to interpret laws executed by the executive branch.
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Almost done revising the newest book. Just a few scenes to rewrite. This one turned out a little more thoughtful, perhaps, than some others, even with all the gang bangs. A thoughtful gang bang is my favorite kind.
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Up all night drinking and dancing and talking and stuff with my man. Paying the price today. Ooof, that was a lot of champagne.
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Happy Valentines Day! Read some smut to your valentine. It’s better than flowers.
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Thomas Carver @tcarveriii.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Okay, draft of Coming Home is done. Very, very sloppy. But at least it's done.
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