tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I did not reply guy this photo to a post about pickles. 000
tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I’d like to Make A Sand art terrarium But with everything bagel spice 000
tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I recall a time when handheld calculators were going to be the ruin of the Today’s Youth. Initially, this was a chuckle, but has since turned introspective. 000
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 04/08/2026We’re gonna need a gay president, ya see, just to undecorate the White House. 110
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Called boss. Said I’m going to Mitch work today. 000
tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Choose Own Adventure/Netflix True Crime series kit 000
tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I’m tired. **drinks Celsius** I’m tired & my ears are ringing. 000
tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 19/07/2026CBD/tHC/cyclobenzaprune/Josh Red music.youtube.com/watch?v=h1U2...music.youtube.comCry to MeYouTube video by Solomon Burke - Topic 000
tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Combo Uber and Lawn Green. Gig worker brings sod to your home so you can touch grass while remaining inside. And tacos 🌮 🌮🌮 000
tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I was getting lower wacker cocky and lower wacker slapped me down. 000
tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I talked to @mitchmcconell.bsky.social for 20 minutes today. You should stop shaming him because of complications in chin augmentation surgery. 000
tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 21/06/2026ANTIFA has ☢️ WPDs☢️ Weapons of Pool Destruction 000
tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Saturday night and the only one sliding into my DMs is CVS. 000
tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I spoke up in a division wide meeting. I’m going to need the rest of the day off to recover now. 000
tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Isn’t that just like a meat sac? Brings an organ to a robot knife fight. 000
tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I have orders to take a Fleets enema tonight. I think the insurance should cover it being administered by a German or Japanese domanatrix (with razor cut hair) 000
tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 27/05/2026A tender coming of age story: The Summer of my 3 Urologists 000
tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 20/05/2026To me, the worst thing is the Canadian tuxedo with American flags. 000
tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 16/05/2026In my opinion, opiates and benzodiazepines aren’t bad. 000
tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 10/04/2026There are things I’ll do and pretend they don’t affect me. One of those is Lower Wacker Drive. 000
tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Thank you for your message. I’m currently on the dark side of the moon and approximately 384,400 km from the nearest Exchange server. If this is urgent, please contact Mission Control. Otherwise, I’ll respond once orbit is re‑established. 000
