Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My free healthcare rocks! People should try this 000
Reposted by Mitch McConnell (Parody)Plex Dave @plex-dave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026He's fine everyone #Mitch #MitchMcConnell 232
Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 25/03/2025People shouldn’t be using Signal to send confidential information. This is why I use SMS’s to send top secret info 080
Reposted by Mitch McConnell (Parody)69wyocowboy.bsky.social @69wyocowboy.bsky.social · 18/03/2025The beast has been awoken!! 111
Reposted by Mitch McConnell (Parody)The Onion @theonion.com · 14/03/2025Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage 466387789651
Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 13/03/2025We need to ban spank banks in the USA 000
Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 08/03/2025I will be proposing legislation to ban turning right on red lights for left handed people. 120
Reposted by Mitch McConnell (Parody)praying mantis @gentlem.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Trump Renames Eric ‘Eric Of America’ — theonion.com/trump-rename... @theonion.com Nobody loves you, Eric.theonion.comTrump Renames Eric ‘Eric Of America’ 102
Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 07/03/2025The Easter bunny is woke! #BanTheEasterBunny 000
Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Trump delayed tariffs to Canada and Mexico. So happy Canada and Mexico is caving to USA 🤣 010
Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 06/03/2025When are we planning to ban left handed people? 000
Reposted by Mitch McConnell (Parody)Trump's 'Noble' Peace Prize @laboomer68.bsky.social · 06/03/2025 031
Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Congrats my US’anians, youll be happy to know everything got more expensive today 000
Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 03/03/2025We will rename French fries to American fries after we take over France 000
Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Isn’t it nice to see Russia proud of us? /s 000
Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Why should we fight Putin? Why not just give him everything he wants? 100
Reposted by Mitch McConnell (Parody)Chrissy - A resister with a plan @ambivalentclash.bsky.social · 14/02/2025media.tenor.coman older woman is sitting in a chair wearing a pink sweater with flowers on it .ALT: an older woman is sitting in a chair wearing a pink sweater with flowers on it . 101
Reposted by Mitch McConnell (Parody)praying mantis @gentlem.bsky.social · 14/02/2025@mitchmcconell.bsky.social Yes. You…. did a thing, Senator 🥰media.tenor.coma turtle is laying on the ground with the words `` ill try my best '' written on the bottom .ALT: a turtle is laying on the ground with the words `` ill try my best '' written on the bottom . 141
Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Welcome to all my McConnell fans out there! 051
Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Canadian geese shall henceforth be known as American Geese 032
Reposted by Mitch McConnell (Parody)The Onion @theonion.com · 08/02/2025Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover theonion.com/mitch-m...theonion.comMitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist TakeoverWASHINGTON—Rebuking President Trump’s decision to pardon Jan. 6 rioters, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) staunchly vowed this week to continue falling down stairs in the face of an apparent fascist takeover. “I can no longer physically stand upright for a party that excuses a violent insurrection that targeted our Capitol,” the 82-year-old lawmaker said as he […] 743918398
Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Trump doesn’t support NAZI’ism! He’s just the most popular among Nazi’s. 3192
Reposted by Mitch McConnell (Parody)praying mantis @gentlem.bsky.social · 28/01/2025@mitchmcconell.bsky.social Senatorrrr… Please. Sign Thing 🥰🐢media.tenor.coma large black object is hanging from a metal poleALT: a large black object is hanging from a metal pole 001
Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 27/01/2025These are not the egg prices your looking atmedia.tenor.coman old man with a beard says " these aren t the droids you 're looking for "ALT: an old man with a beard says " these aren t the droids you 're looking for " 020
Reposted by Mitch McConnell (Parody)praying mantis @gentlem.bsky.social · 26/01/2025@mitchmcconell.bsky.social 🥰thanks, Senator 🙏🏾media.tenor.coma cartoon of a dinosaur with a laser beamALT: a cartoon of a dinosaur with a laser beam 011
Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Gender should always be defined at conception!! 020
Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 19/01/2025USA’nians love us for banning TikTok 010
Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Trump never meant he would stop Ukraine/Russia war on day one. When he said he would, what he was intending to say is that he won’t. Thus, he always tells the truth 020
Reposted by Mitch McConnell (Parody)praying mantis @gentlem.bsky.social · 03/01/2025media.tenor.coma person is holding a green stuffed turtle with a white hoodALT: a person is holding a green stuffed turtle with a white hood 021
Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Did you guys know you can like your own post?? 230
Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Another day towards my goal of becoming the most banned account on BlueSky lolmedia.tenor.coma green turtle is laying on a piece of bread with the word strugglein written above it .ALT: a green turtle is laying on a piece of bread with the word strugglein written above it . 010
Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 26/12/2024This is beyond my bed time. Please stop talking about me until I wake up. I shall be back at around 11am EST TIA 020
Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 26/12/2024@realjdvancescouch.bsky.social sir: I don’t know what your account is about, but I applaud you! 000
Reposted by Mitch McConnell (Parody)praying mantis @gentlem.bsky.social · 25/12/2024bsky.app/profile/mitc... Happy Christmas & Merry Hanukkah to my favorite dinosaur, @mitchmcconell.bsky.social Before you know it, Senator, it’ll be the year 3000. Time flies when you are a dinosaur having fun on December 25.media.tenor.coma cartoon drawing of a dinosaur with christmas lightsALT: a cartoon drawing of a dinosaur with christmas lights 141
Reposted by Mitch McConnell (Parody)Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 25/12/2024#SupportYourLocalDictator 041
Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Elon musk should pull funding from NORAD If children want to talk to Santa, we need a visa or Mastercard first! 031
