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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 7h
Today’s bootcamp: dumping all the docs you can find into an LLM-wiki or NotebokLM. Does slot A fit into slot B update 11 patch 1?
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 7h
The fentanyl and versed cocktail is awesome, but the experience could be better. Make it so. www.statnews.com/2024/03/19/c...
statnews.com
The evidence is clear: A liquid-only diet before a colonoscopy is unnecessary
The pre-colonoscopy liquid diet is unnecessary and harder on the patient.
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We had to wait in the car. She’d only be a minute. No, she’s not leaving the key so we could listen to the radio.
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you see someone shoplifting deodorant, you didn’t.
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You can tell who neutrinos prefer by their ashy skin.
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But what about the firemen? Think about their taco shells getting soggy!
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Blü chew & VR goggles FTW 🧢👁️👢ism
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
_________ me like your French cars.
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ashtray
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
an unsolicited dick pic but with Halloween snap bracelets?
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There are boys who aren’t done until they cum. There are boys who aren’t done until their partner cums. There are boys who aren’t done until they tell their friends.
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The new commercial airlines pilots chairs.
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No. Jack hole
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
long troll is long
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
While you may no longer be with us, the 8 records or tapes you got for a penny are.
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Late 70’s Skinamax memories
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a big, big love
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Enjoy! Be prepared for the future thought about losing time to grooming said hair again!
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
DP
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thankfully, I have half an hour free to ignore what is currently happening and discover what I missed.
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I did not reply guy this photo to a post about pickles.
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Reply guy secretly asks AI to evaluate this byline.
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Common side effects of Optane include headaches, facial flushing, upset stomach, and nasal congestion. Seek emergency help for boot times or painful erections lasting longer than four hours
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
chum & go
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
dead as your parents who would totally be supportive of your choices
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s from General Mill’s line of JamAmerican fusion foodstuffs.
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“We were in the relics biz at one time and even I can’t figure this shit out?”
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just wait until you’re speed-balling it with MiraLAX
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Highlander_NatalieHarp.gif
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I like stuffed olives and I Kalamata lie
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OnlyFans. (Enjoy the grand$) 😉
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
generational test BS: did you play up there as a kid?
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Done. Bringing my older sister to help pin it to your bra strap.
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Witch
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s ok. The radix is still safe with me.
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Bonnie Situation
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
See also: youtu.be/zCZY9Z6WvSY
youtu.be
Runaway (1984) Trailer
YouTube video by Krisztián Szabó (ChrisTaylor)
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As Elizabeth Holmes awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, she found herself transformed in her bed into a gigantic insect.
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That “S” is like the new Pencil Test for men.
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Cock Block Patrol
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A bargain at twice the price
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It never happens but I can feel them watching me on camera.
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I let it dangle a bit in case anyone working at the Kum & Go wants to rim my sloppy nozzle.
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tbsheets.bsky.social @tbsheets.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’d like to Make A Sand art terrarium But with everything bagel spice
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