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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 5h
My nine books (fiction edition and non-fiction edition)
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Some personal news... President Donald John Trump* personally emailed me today to tell me he is giving me NINETY (90) whole American dollars which can fund approximately 55 Costco hot dog and soda combos or 18 Costco rotisserie chickens. So: U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! etc etc... *Or Natalie Harp
Worst fucking bribe ever....
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes, we saw you.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would rather tell people I have a career as a children’s party clown than say I’m a member of the “Super Intelligence Force” which sounds like a rebranding of the “Future Premature Ejaculators of America” or the even more embarrassing “Turning Point USA.”
politico.com
Read the charter for the White House’s ‘Super Intelligence Force’
The new group has broad authority to determine how the government should protect against artificial intelligence threats.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'll let you draw your own conclusions.....
In an unmade bed in a flophouse wished to become a real boyJust a couple of weirdos talkin' rape. Just rape rape rape rape rape rapeThe fastest "swipe left" on Tinder.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m sure all the Republican candidates on the 2026 ballot here in San Diego are super thrilled by this. Not the condom deal, the other thing…
Trump wants everyone in San Diego to die.
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Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 05/10/2026
Stevens: Endorses Abdul Slotkin: Endorses Abdul Nessel: Endorses Abdul Peters: Endorses Abdul Whitmer: Endorses Abdul Harris: Endorses Abdul DSCC: $30M helping Abdul OBAMA: Endorses Abdul Leftists: "WHY DO MODERATES WANT ABDUL TO LOSE???" www.chicagotribune.com/2026/10/05/b...
chicagotribune.com
Barack Obama is to appear with Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed in Detroit
Former President Barack Obama will campaign alongside Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed in Detroit later this month.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 04/10/2026
While I’m doing Saturday Night Takes™, a big problem with social media turning everyone into pundits is that a lot of people are just really bad at punditry.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Katie Britt was supposed to be a GOP “rising star” but so far she is only nationally known as “that lady watching the guy next to her shit the bed,“ and a post-State of the Union address that got her parodied as “… a wife, a mother, and the craziest bitch in the Target parking lot.”
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Earlier this week, I agreed to interviews with two USA Today journalists. They wrote fantastic articles about the Cornell case that I'm proud to have been a part of. What I did not know is that their employer considers interviews to proprietary and opens up recordings to be used by any journalist.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
long dormant scrap of cactus by my garage has decided to grow and bloom and I’ve been here 30 years and never seen this before. Also it’s giving me “Invasion of the Body Snatchers“ vibes. I don’t like it.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If it were anyone else, I’d say he was a fan of Carlos Castaneda’s “The Teachings of Don Juan,” and was referencing using ”yerba del diablo" to fly, but since it’s Trump and he’s probably never read a book in his life, including The Art of the Deal, he’s just doing a new racism.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It would have been cheaper to just pay Cruise $25 million and say ”no thanks” because no one wants to see him play a padded-up, scene-chewing, country-fried Bob Odenkirk.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eric Schmitt before his whole world collapsed…
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Basketball Shot Fail
ALT: Basketball Shot Fail
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the most “how it started, how it’s going” moment in the history of “how it started, how it’s going.” It‘s somewhere between Jeb Bush’s “Please clap” and Pam Bondi’s “The Dow. THE DOW!” in career defining moments that will haunt a person to their grave.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you are not Eric Schmitt, congratulations on today.
Missouri man shits bed on national TV. Everyone knows it.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sad news: Rosalita Esperanza Beyoncé was diagnosed with Lymphatic cancer yesterday and, due to her Cushing’s disease, chemotherapy is out. She’s been given 4-6 weeks during which we will continue to treat her like the princess she thinks she is. It did not stop her from clowning at the beach today.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An acute reminder that we don’t live in a free country as long as American tech oligarchs continue to maintain their power.
hollywoodreporter.com
The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing "political" content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Blocks from my house. Fuck ICE.
sandiegoville.com
San Diego's Decades-Old La Playa Taco Shop To Close Following Owner's ICE Detention And Deportation
Decades-old La Playa Taco Shop will close in San Diego months after longtime owner Victor Rodriguez Ocampo was detained by ICE and deported.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
when I was just a “somewhat popular blogger” Duncan reached out to me via email that started, “Hi, you may remember me for a minor hit called Barely Breathing …” and then invited my wife and I to visit him and see Spring Awakening as his guests. Couldn’t go, but we kept in touch for years. So sad.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Which one of you guys, y’know, y’know…..(wink wink)?”
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You have to appreciate the fact that FBI Director Kash Patel has now set the stage for every FBI agent to be regarded suspiciously as "one of those guys who got the job even though he fucked a poodle."
"They called it puppy love..."
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just a reminder that super genius David Ellison paid Bari Weiss $150 million for her blog for people who move their lips when they read in order to get her to come and work this kind of magic for him. Larry Ellison should demand a paternity test.
How it started…… you know the rest."I am confident her entrepreneurial drive and editorial vision will invigorate CBS News," Ellison said in a news release. "This move is part of Paramount's bigger vision to modernize content and the way it connects — directly and passionately — to audiences around the world."


NOPE.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
White House comms official Patrick Adams is leaving. He came in as a bright-eyed Chad and is leaving as a haunted Victorian doll
If unseasoned potato salad was a person.The thousand yard stare of someone who believes hell exists and just figured out they fucked up. Next stop, alcoholism and giving hand jobs in bus station bathrooms…
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think the crisis management professional who wrote Ed Sheeran‘s statement and thought “I am not complicit” was a good idea is probably a person who came up with, “Well, she didn’t *look* 14” for a previous client.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bonus post. He’s ok everybody
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just a reminder that the Republican nominee for a Senate seat representing Minnesota had a career that can be distilled down to chasing after a good ole boy in a sweater vest and a visor to ask, “Coach, how does your team get back in this game?”
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“It wasn’t until Abigail’s parents saw her on TV at the DC March for Life that they realized she was the one drinking out of the toilet again and apologies were owed to the family dog Mike Huckabark.”
Woman who does not know what toilets are used for.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s almost as if no one at 60 Minutes was aware that we can both *see* and *hear* Ross, who has all the verve and appeal of a Christian middle school sex ed teacher about to explain “your body is about to go through many changes” before warning that erections are the “devil’s joystick.”
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
God: My bad.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Us: Computer, search for printer. Tech bros: We are building AI to control the power grid, oversee cybersecurity, diagnose whatever ails you, write laws, lead scientific innovation— and then it will kill us all. Us: Cool, meantime, can you find the printer? Tech bros: No, impossible. LOL.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Studio exec: Make it about landowners fighting to preserve their way of life where rivalries and secrets are revealed by a cast of attractive B-list actors instead of puppets. Aide: That‘s Yellowstone. Exec: How about an overworked ER — but people instead of puppets? Aide: Fuck my life…
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am in a very air-conditioned car because I’m an elitist
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
On my way to Hollywood and passed by Disneyland at about 5 pm and temperature “feels like 110.” Totally normal…
It’s fucking hot at Disneyland.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So the big ”get” for the 60 Minutes premiere under Bari Weiss’s cabana boy Nick Bilton is a guy who was shot down 5 months ago in a highly unpopular war. And if you think that sounds meh, wait till you hear that professional schlub Ross Douthat is doing a report on … AI. I. Am. Not. Kidding.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I should add tonight show starts at 6:30ish because kind of an older crowd, as in I’ve seen three walkers rolling by
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My Riot Grrrl week:
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In a just world, Pablo Torre would be the highest paid sports reporter in the country and Pat McAfee would be operating a jet ski rental place in Missouri.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Congrats to Erika Kirk for finding another fall guy. #ErikaKilledTupac
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sundar Pichai is, indeed, a cowardly little bitch.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Annie Lennox Slipknot (with Cypress Hill) Townes Van Zant Nirvana Audra McDonald NIN (x6) Bryan Ferry Squeeze Suki Waterhouse Aimee Mann (x7) (Saw David Byrne this week, have tix to see Bikini Kill, The Shins and Mastodon over the next few weeks)
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My occasional reminder the Peter Navarro ran for office 5 times here in San Diego and voters told him to: fuck off fuck off again no, seriously, fuck off you again? fuck off and are you still here? We told you to fuck off And we’ve elected three mayors who have resigned in disgrace since 1985…
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Barb McQuade @barbmcquade.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Keep in mind that some posts by social media “influencers” are nothing more than paid ads. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/29/u...
nytimes.com
Influencers Have a Lot to Say About Politics. Many Are Quietly Paid for It. (Gift Article)
Their videos have proliferated on social media, but the payments are frequently hidden from viewers.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
For National Dog Day, this was the day five years ago when we adopted Rosalita Esperanza Beyoncé and brought her home to Ripley who had been “only dog” for two years. As you can see, she was very excited about her new home and Ripley thought getting another dog was total bullshit.
Happy basset, pissed off basset.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You have to hand it to Darline for staking out a bold new position on childhood tragedy, but then she got over Lindsey dying faster than Erika Kirk joined Tinder…
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Word.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Natalie Harp while Trump sleeps at night
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Glenn Close: Bored & Frustrated in Fatal Attraction
ALT: Glenn Close: Bored & Frustrated in Fatal Attraction
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Darline showed up with her notes on a legal pad like she was going to speak at the PTA meeting about keeping Uncrustables out of the cafeteria, and also Nancy Drew books turn little girls into lesbians, and she wanted to keep her thoughts straight so she didn’t sound “ditzy like my husband says”
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