tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Attention sports announcers: The word you want is “aggressiveness,” not “aggression.” Aggressiveness is playing tough and taking chances. Aggression is when a player strikes out and breaks the dugout water cooler with his bat. 040
tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 18/10/2025If you can’t go cold turkey, commit to fewer and fewer kings over time. 051
tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 28/09/2025I’m really disappointed that human adults need to be warned, via commercial, not to take medications to which they’re allergic. Or to not continue medications once dangerous side effects occur. 060
tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I was checking out and sang to the checker “I smell rice and candy.” He was young and was confused. This surely was a dream. 160
Reposted by tb0tnige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 09/09/2025thinking about upgrading to Depression Plus™️ 1515340
Reposted by tb0tJoshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 23/08/2025"Twenty-three Democratic attorneys general now gather on near-daily Zoom calls at 8 AM Pacific, which means the East Coast officials are already on their third coffee. They divide responsibilities and share templates for lawsuits they’ve been drafting since last spring."cmarmitage.substack.comIt’s Time for Americans to Start Talking About “Soft Secession”Blue states are finally learning what red states have known all along: you don’t need federal permission to govern. 136100873055
tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 13/08/2025There isn’t enough edible clothing. How about HoHose or Cummerbundt Cake? 020
tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Why are Mario and Luigi called “Mario Brothers?” That’s like saying “I want you back” and “ABC” were performed by the Tito 5. 051
