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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I just assume that all the delays are to give his people time to go through each page and shred the ones he appears in.
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I'm getting really annoyed by people quote posting other people and saying exactly the same thing though a tiny bit differently.
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I guess that I’d eat mashed potatoes off the right person’s hips.
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
At the rate he’s going, he won’t be able to find his nose a year from now. Physical and mental stability are draining from him by the hour.
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Whether they have or haven’t doesn’t matter. He doesn’t listen.
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
It’s bad pizza, so no fomo.
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
And is the coffee chain going to sue the estate of Herman Melville?
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Cute cat. Beautiful step stool.
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Thank you for your honesty. Personally I’m just waiting for nature to take its course. Until then, I’m stumped. It’s unacceptable to not care. It’s maddening to care and have no solution.
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I think a lot more are horrified than can be measured, but what can we do about it? A tyrant controls all three branches of government. There are no checks and balances on his power. He punishes those who resist. Even when a federal judge blocks him, he ignores it. Now what?
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Groove is in the Heart by Dee-light sets the energy for any playlist aimed at getting shit done.
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
“We’ll test in production.”
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Akira Kurosawa’s Naked Gun
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I always feel so emotionally manipulated watching them.
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Attention sports announcers: The word you want is “aggressiveness,” not “aggression.” Aggressiveness is playing tough and taking chances. Aggression is when a player strikes out and breaks the dugout water cooler with his bat.
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Jokes are when you say something funny. Example: monkey
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Trump inherited his money from his daddy who got rich off tax dollars. It’s a family tradition.
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
They are now called winkers in perpetuity.
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
But you have to spend all night in their haunted mansion or you get nothing.
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
If you can’t go cold turkey, commit to fewer and fewer kings over time.
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I think we all embiggened our vocabulary today.
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Not if you had yours permanently lasered off years ago thinking that the trend of prepubescent crotches would never go out of style. 😒
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
What about the other 21%? Do they think school is for squares? This feels like an incomplete statistic.
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
For me there is a very small sweet spot between pants too loose and fall off and gut hangs over and chafes on my belt/buckle.
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
“Wanna kiss me, ducky?”
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Guns n’ Garfunkel
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Guns n’ Garfunkel
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Lisan al Gaib!
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Suck it, Slovenia! USA! USA!
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
You made a skeleton? By tearing the flesh off of a living human that was sitting on your swing? I know it’s Halloween, but that’s an extreme reaction. Cute swing, though.
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Jared Leto as Scarlett O’Hara in Gone with the Wind
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Both films contain a gratuitous nude cameo by Burt Reynolds.
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I am so glad that Qatar gave Trump a jet with no strings attached. In unrelated news, Qatar is building a military facility in the US.
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I hear you. I’m not a fan of circus peanuts or candy corn, but I’m sure there’s something I love that is objectively gross. 🤣
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
You seem like a lovely person, but…there’s good candy in the world, too. 🤣
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Girls, girls, girls!!!
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
The wrong amount is greater than zero. 🤣
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Also, Steve Cropper. Wait, I did that wrong.
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
But is she cake?
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
If it walks like a duck….
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
So floof got to eat what appears to be a hamburger with cream cheese and gummy worms? 🤣
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
That’s why the Dodgers moved from Brooklyn to Los Angeles. To “dodge” all of that yanking going on in NY.
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Let’s not classify ignorance in the DSM just yet.
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Pho the police
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Damn good coffee. And hot!
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Tony Oloofah?
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
You could also clean with Harmon Killebroom.
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
media.tenor.com
a man and a boy are looking at each other and the man is wearing a disney+ logo
ALT: a man and a boy are looking at each other and the man is wearing a disney+ logo
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I know. Typo city. Population me.
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tb0t @tb0t.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I’m really disappointed that human adults need to be warned, via commercial, not to take medications to which they’re allergic. Or to not continue medications once dangerous side effects occur.
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