Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 03/10/2026New coach, same dogged inability to stop LaNorris Sellers 001
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Alabama out here acting like they won the Super Bowl 011
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Ole Miss decided to stop screwing around and just run the “throw it to the fast guy” play 020
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Pinnick with the Fat Perez celebration. No, I will not be taking questions 000
Reposted by Taylor SorrelsNo Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Have we considered that maybe the referee does not know how to tell time 1382
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Walker Cup has been fun so far! Ireland is such a great place for golf, and Lahinch is tailor made for an event like this 010
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 05/09/2026FS1 is running Saudi league scores on their ticker during this Michigan State game and I caught myself asking “who is this for?” before shaking my head and saying oh yeah 000
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 04/09/2026But Mark Mitchell couldn’t come to Kentucky because ____________ 000
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 30/08/2026J. Lindeberg is hell bent on making Viktor Hovland look as silly as possible. Going with the nun’s habit look today. 000
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Disappointed to learn that Spurs are, once again, ass 100
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Truly weird to see Red Bull sponsor a team it doesn’t own, Leeds. 000
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 30/08/2026“Cayuthulu” is gonna be firmly implanted in my lexicon henceforth @hollyanderson.bsky.social 010
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Waiting for the president to rename those geese America geese 010
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I don’t know who needs to hear this, but professional sports in America are an entertainment product. No one is making you watch it. 000
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Two weeks of match play? Sign me the hell up. 000
Reposted by Taylor SorrelsWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026[Exit Queen.] 2063893711009
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 18/08/2026What being sardined in a shipping container for 9 days taught me about B2B sales: 000
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 16/08/2026@friedegggolf.bsky.social I don’t think yall use this account anymore but can you imagine a couple of PGATOUR players on a course in this kind of condition today? youtu.be/qMnrQYyxOho?...youtu.beJack Nicklaus vs Sam Snead at Pebble Beach | 1963 Shell’s Wonderful World of GolfYouTube video by PGA TOUR 000
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Hard to believe that the USGA can’t livestream its best event in the year of your lord twenty twenty six 000
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Not sure I was expecting Argentina to play so negative? 000
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 12/07/2026If Messi scores that it’s an all-timer. Good work by Kubel. 000
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 09/07/2026ME: oh, hey, a Reds baseball game on TV where I live! I’ll turn it on! REDS: don’t do it. don’t you do it. 100
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Marcus Webb at Iron View Financial is one persistent guy 000
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Hoping for Swiss cheese but didn’t get it there 000
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Everyone talking about the Hand of God before the game today forgot about Mexico’s own curse, el quinto partido 092
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I can’t really openly cheer for Mexico but this is definitely a likable team which I hate 000
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Gonna celebrate the day by playing “Paul Revere” on a constant loop on every speaker I own 000
Reposted by Taylor SorrelsMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 02/07/2026That did not fit the definition of a red card. 361714195
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Would’ve been better if they don’t give up two goals after the 85’ 010
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 01/07/2026It’s a pen. I don’t like it, especially in light of what they have been letting go in this tournament, but it’s a pen. 010
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Campaigning to get Justin Thomas better sunglasses. It’s 2026. There’s no reason to look like Zach Johnson if you don’t have to. 000
Taylor Sorrels @taylorsorrels.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Mexico has really ratcheted up the shithousery in this game 000
