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Taylor of the Stars

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We've got it wrong. We don't need to move. The enlightened body plan is barely mobile. Embrace clamsara, reject earthly desire and filter feed with us
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sleep hath abandoned me, and so I lay much in dismay, as the morning sun cuckolded me
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I have identified at least two genders that food can have: nibbles and slop. The blender is a tool for transing nibbles into slop
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Feeling heartbroken from your local takeaway shutting down? Missing that homoerotic connection with your bossman? Don't worry, at PlentyOfShish we've got you covered. Visit www.plentyofshish.com to find the bossman that's right for you
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
When your arm is getting tired but they're about to cum
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Cheqout's Gun. If it is shown in the first act, then by the third act it must UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGAGE AREA
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Pokemon truce maker be like "Let flygons be flygons"
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
After checking my bank balance, it is with a heavy heart that I must announce that I am no longer feeling Miku Miku ooweeoo
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Seducing strangers just to see what the inside of their house looks like. C'mon, whatchu hidin' in there, anything cool?
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Just forgot that the normal way to exit an encounter with a cashier is "have a nice day" and I just said "nyoom" out loud and ran away
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Brb bringing a plucked chicken into parliament to show them what a man looks like
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Just thought about quicksaving before biting into my cookie in case it hurt my teeth as if save scumming is a thing in real life
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
The Meyer's briggs personality test is too complicated. Let's simplify it down to one axis. Pinky? Or brain?
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Nice! Well done! It's really hard not to have a cheeky little smoke when life gets tough
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Your unquenchable thirst is a majority reason for watching your videos for me. That and to be reminded what I should never do with a boat
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Tonight's inner ear radio is brought to you by: **VERY FAINT FIRE ALARMS**
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
It ain't easy bein' a fish turnin' tricks. *Takes big drag of cigarette* But the slammin' salmon pays the bills
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The reason venting works when you're angry is because it lets whatever crawled up your ass escape while you're distracted #TruthBomb
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
How I be sitting on the kitchen counter top while chatting utter bollocks
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
@jacobgeller.com thanks for putting the nebula reminder at the beginning of the video. I keep forgetting to watch things on it
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I'm going absolutely feral over my hunter. I need her to beckon me over to cuddle and call me a silly girl for being shy
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
My wife putting me (I'm a fish) in her coat pocket and consulting me like a pocket watch when she tries to make decisions
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
They're roomates and the apartment is my skull
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Holy shit, the Sex Ed Hulk?
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Omg their little face 🥺aaaaaaaaaaa
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I would literally kill myself
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
A trans girl top with E.D. and paranoia? Don'tcha mean a girl with ✨thrust issues✨?
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Got that non-binary ketamine. Catch me in the they-hole
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
On that weed that makes me want a bedtime story
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Saw a trampoline flipped over and it gave me an idea
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
This may be the second guy I've ever seen who has very obviously gotten his sex ed from hentai
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Turns out the sound is real and is a mysterious clicking sound eminating from the corner of my room. Fuck my chungus life
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I forgot to get food colouring for my crystals but don't worry, I'm going to die. <- a sentence that actually made me feel quite a bit better. Anyway, say hi to Flat Jerry
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Getting hella pissed off at benign hallucinations. It feels like I'm being called from another room but I'm home alone and don't want to keep taking my headphones on and off every five minutes to check
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Guy Fawkes Pro Hater
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I'm actually from the future where humanity's homeostatic functions are decreased from a higher standard of living and that's why I cannot ever be uncomfy or I will literally explode
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Ah I completely misread lol. Thought he was talking about tv static
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
If he's referring to b.o. then I kinda get it. Sometimes it kinda smell like that
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Using a hot water bottle and a body pillow feels like a threesome
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Being a short top that's afraid of heights is kinda difficult. I'd totally climb them but it's scary and ain't no way I'm getting on a step ladder
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Shoegaze kinda feels like I'm inside a blanket fort and it's difficult to breathe so I kinda wanna climb on top of it and poke my head out the top
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
As a kid I used to stare at the sun when I was bored because I liked the way it tickled the back of my eyes
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
*Menacingly breakdances towards you*
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Just remembered an ex boyfriend who'd tell me puns while we fucked because the way my body tensed while laughing felt good for him
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Girlfriend so tall I'mma call her Yggdrasil the tree of wife
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
winrawr XD
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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
The mental illness is merciful today
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