iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

We've got it wrong. We don't need to move. The enlightened body plan is barely mobile. Embrace clamsara, reject earthly desire and filter feed with us

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Sleep hath abandoned me, and so I lay much in dismay, as the morning sun cuckolded me

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

I have identified at least two genders that food can have: nibbles and slop. The blender is a tool for transing nibbles into slop

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Feeling heartbroken from your local takeaway shutting down? Missing that homoerotic connection with your bossman? Don't worry, at PlentyOfShish we've got you covered. Visit www.plentyofshish.com to find the bossman that's right for you

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

When your arm is getting tired but they're about to cum

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Cheqout's Gun. If it is shown in the first act, then by the third act it must UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGAGE AREA

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Pokemon truce maker be like "Let flygons be flygons"

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

After checking my bank balance, it is with a heavy heart that I must announce that I am no longer feeling Miku Miku ooweeoo

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Seducing strangers just to see what the inside of their house looks like. C'mon, whatchu hidin' in there, anything cool?

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Just forgot that the normal way to exit an encounter with a cashier is "have a nice day" and I just said "nyoom" out loud and ran away

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Brb bringing a plucked chicken into parliament to show them what a man looks like

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Just thought about quicksaving before biting into my cookie in case it hurt my teeth as if save scumming is a thing in real life

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

The Meyer's briggs personality test is too complicated. Let's simplify it down to one axis. Pinky? Or brain?

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Tonight's inner ear radio is brought to you by: **VERY FAINT FIRE ALARMS**

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

It ain't easy bein' a fish turnin' tricks. *Takes big drag of cigarette* But the slammin' salmon pays the bills

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

The reason venting works when you're angry is because it lets whatever crawled up your ass escape while you're distracted #TruthBomb

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

How I be sitting on the kitchen counter top while chatting utter bollocks

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

@jacobgeller.com thanks for putting the nebula reminder at the beginning of the video. I keep forgetting to watch things on it

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

I'm going absolutely feral over my hunter. I need her to beckon me over to cuddle and call me a silly girl for being shy

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

My wife putting me (I'm a fish) in her coat pocket and consulting me like a pocket watch when she tries to make decisions

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

A trans girl top with E.D. and paranoia? Don'tcha mean a girl with ✨thrust issues✨?

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Got that non-binary ketamine. Catch me in the they-hole

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

On that weed that makes me want a bedtime story

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Saw a trampoline flipped over and it gave me an idea

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

I forgot to get food colouring for my crystals but don't worry, I'm going to die. <- a sentence that actually made me feel quite a bit better. Anyway, say hi to Flat Jerry

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Getting hella pissed off at benign hallucinations. It feels like I'm being called from another room but I'm home alone and don't want to keep taking my headphones on and off every five minutes to check

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

I'm actually from the future where humanity's homeostatic functions are decreased from a higher standard of living and that's why I cannot ever be uncomfy or I will literally explode

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Using a hot water bottle and a body pillow feels like a threesome

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Being a short top that's afraid of heights is kinda difficult. I'd totally climb them but it's scary and ain't no way I'm getting on a step ladder

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Shoegaze kinda feels like I'm inside a blanket fort and it's difficult to breathe so I kinda wanna climb on top of it and poke my head out the top

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

As a kid I used to stare at the sun when I was bored because I liked the way it tickled the back of my eyes

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Just remembered an ex boyfriend who'd tell me puns while we fucked because the way my body tensed while laughing felt good for him

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Girlfriend so tall I'mma call her Yggdrasil the tree of wife

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Transition is less like respeccing your character and more like unlocking your prestige class

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Dark souls doesn't hate it's players, nor is it ambivalent about them. It tries to coax and goad the player into exploring its world

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Bladder so full I'm rubbin the tip of my dick like a clit trying not to piss myself

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

1001 peak as fuck stories that literally saved my life

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Oh to be a decoration in a hot girl's bed

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Sober noodles? Broth like this is meant to be drunk!

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

I peer into your souls and perceive your inner weaknesses, your hopes and dreams, your fears and flaws, and I shall furl you around my paw and bend you to my will. My commandments are thus: treat pls :3

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