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Tatyana

@tatquatch.bsky.social
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Lover of food and forests. Slayer of dragons. Creature of the night. Royal pain in the @ss. Black. Proud. Over it. Unsolicited chats will get you blocked.

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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
To be clear, I though Glitch McConnell would have retired after the first of these two disastrous administrations. I did not take into account that A. Glitch McConnell has never really "worked" a day in his life, and B. that he has interests outside of the hoarding of power.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So much more than a Country Music Superstar. Philanthropist, humanitarian, defender of diversity & fierce advocate for the working class, she helped fund the Moderna Covid vaccine & donated 332+ million books to children. Thank you, Dolly. We will always love you.♥️ #RIP
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Dolly Parton, Hardscrabble Storyteller Turned Global Entertainer, Dead at 80
Dolly Parton, country music legend, dead at 80.
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Joe Roberts 🔥💙🔥🐸 @robbyjoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He didn’t change. They did.
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I am losing my mind! I have lived in my apartment for 30 years. The building was recently sold. I thought that was it for me. But no... The new landlord isn't tearing it down for profit... and he's not increasing my rent until next year (even though he could now) and not even by the cap amount!
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God @thegodshow.com · 05/08/2026
Racism will never bring down the cost of groceries or gas.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Heads up: Taylor Farms lettuce is sold under these brand names: Marketside (sold at Walmart) Earthbound Farm (owned by Taylor Farms) Cross Valley Farms (owned by US Foods) Private labels for Target, Whole Foods (365), and Amazon Fresh. AVOID ALL OF THEM
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𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This is how to speak to every single one of those sycophants.
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Lettuce is literally the ONLY thing I want to get at the store, right now. I grow it, but it's gem lettuce and I want iceberg for my gringo tacos
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Adorable video from on of my favorite follows. Just one issue, tho... The saying is "copping a squat". It's AAVE. So often our lingo shows up in spaces where we do not. It is surreal to be part of a culture that is imitated routinely without any real effort to understand.
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Malcolm P. Johnson @admiralmpj.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"You know what? I'm going to be honest with you. Joe Biden won the 2020 Election. And I don't care what Donald Trump says, what's he going to do? Withdraw my nomination? I don't work for him. I work for the American people." - Said by no Trump nominee ever.
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Everyone chill tf out about his sister taking over his senate seat. This is totally within the norms. Usually it's a spouse or some other close relation. Everyone knows it's a figurehead and short lived.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
That's what I'm SAYING! C'mon y'all! I wish I was a fly on that wall. Someone actually said, "We need a newspaper." Then everyone signed off. With congratulatory kudos! "Smart thinkin'!"
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
In this life, I think you will find that it really isn't that difficult to live in such a way that complete strangers won't celebrate your death.
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We don't deserve it anyway
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Episode 5 is probably the best episode of any show I have ever watched #HeatedRivalry
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I don't know when I started pushing for tax exempt status for the descendents of the enslaved Africans who were marooned on our shores and forced to toil unpaid for generation upon generation... So it can be done. It's just NOT.
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I legit only want to eat tacos. Always.
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Raining Tacos - Parry Gripp & BooneBum
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I figured it out! Rachel Reid and Jacob Tierney split the two halves of me apart, made them fall in love, and shoved them together in some enviable, perfect, warring, glorious way that made me forgive myself. I'm still at the Cottage #HeadtedRivalry
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
For the record It was not an ugly little haircut #HeatedRivalry #HudsonWilliams
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I have never felt this sense of dread before. I am so sad about where we find ourselves.
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barbisblue @barbisblue.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Why is "lunch debt" a thing that exists?

It's food. They're kids. Just give it to them.
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I approve this message!
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The older I get, the more I understand why cats just walk away mid-conversation
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The noise complaint was for celebrating the Knicks. That's it. acab
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
$300 billion divided by 320 million Americans is $937.50. Just so you know. It cost Every American a thousand dollars.
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Black women coming through AGAIN. Take notes. Add them to the hundreds of years of notes you should have already been taking. Do the thing and stop waiting for Black women to do it for us. HELP THEM.
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GoldTiePin @goldtiepin.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Impeaching a Supreme Court justice requires a simple majority in the House of Representatives
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
All voting should be on paper ballots
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Homer Simpson: I Can Taste It Meme
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I don't know a single person in my daily life that is feeling anything except dread for this stupid tournament. Taking a bow over this is short sighted and gross. We want governance in real time for actual residents.
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Paperwork ✔️ White skin ✖️ oOoOO, thank for playing 😥 This season of The USA is fucking embarrassing
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
And they're getting away with it, too!
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The thing about me is that I'm going to consume ALL of the Heated Rivalry fan art... But one thing I'm NOT gonna do is *like* any fan art that doesn't clearly portray Shane as half Asian. Miss me with the "Asian faces are hard to draw." That's laziness and erasure.
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I think it is WILDLY unfair that I am living in this timeline. Like, I get that I have been lucky in the way that I have lived at the same time as Michael Jackson, Prince, and David Bowie....... But! Is that really enough to go through this, too?
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Latest: The cockroach band from Joe's Apartment has declined the offer to play for the 250th Anniversary citing scheduling conflicts with their recent employment with ICE
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Sandieglo @sandieglo.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
What else is in the 14th amendment? Oh nothing. Just some jibber jabber about prohibiting insurrectionists from holding office. Oh! and some nonsense about due process. Whatever that is.
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Train cheese. Train bread. Train wine. Successful day.
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
It's the gender role fluidity... I think. They can just be whomever they want. Like. Whenever. What freedom. #HeatedRivalry
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Just so that you know: Gen X is the first generation of Black people who had their full right to vote guaranteed by The Constitution. I am Gen X. That generation is me. WTFG America.
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
🚨Emergency Update 🚨 @theonion.com
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Go wash your yoga mat. Don’t ask questions. Just do it.
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Jacob, my guy, if I wait until 2027 and I DON'T get The Halloween costume... I don't know what I'll do, but it will be very unladylike! #HeatedRivalry #TheLongGame #Season2
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Forever stamps! Buy them once, lose them forever!
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I can not describe how much I DON'T CARE about last night. I do not care what happened. Finish the job.
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
We all know he hates being made fun of... this was a bit much
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Tatyana @tatquatch.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Crime brulee 🤣🤣🤣
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