tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 16/04/2025I recall first having rally’s fries on a warm summer night. It was under glowing bug zapper light and I loved them so much I jumped up and down and spinned in circles. There were fireflies. 000 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 12/04/2025It should be illegal for good weather in the weekdays and bad weather on the weekend. Society should burn for this. 000 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 02/04/2025When you pick up a vacuum by the handle and lift it up over the cord…. That’s grabbing a puppy by the scruff. C’mere 000 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Logging on to google.com and just clicking the ads. Best toilet brands 2025? Sure. Who gives a damn.google.comGoogle 010 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 05/03/2025“white people have no culture” the humble Hokey Pokey: 000 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Strongly believe any arctic animal would strongly prefer living in the tropics. Aint no way they’re waking up like “oh boy more snow and a scorching -10 degrees today” 010 0
Reposted by @tateward.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/02/2025"Aren't you the country where people hang plastic testicles on their cars?" Ok wise guy, and where do people in your country hang them? 1437164477 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Just put the ketchup in the ketchup buddy 000 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Pokémon cop: been training hitmonlee to beat my wife for me 000 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I want to write stories and sit next to the creek but it’s COLD and RAINY 010 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 14/02/2025The freedom and violence stems from their marginalized experiences on this cruel earth. Black coffee and salted beef lingers on his breath as he gently presses his lips on my neck 120 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 14/02/2025We’re running in circles around the kitchen table to be clear 110 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Having a round kitchen table is so important so you can walk circles around it :) 010 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I LOVE CLEANING MY ROOM AND SHARPENING MY KNOVES. But I accidently make them duller because I’m not good at sharpening them yet 010 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Gay future teller call me the SoothSLAYer 000 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Shoes but otherwise naked + knees buckled together while a crowd of people jeer and throw rotten vegetables at me 110 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Imagine hitting a big fart or burp right before detonating the explosive devices strapped to my chest. Peak comedy 110 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Syrkvt… Wdym they’re called Syrkvt and not bell 🛎️??? 110 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Going triple plat in jerk tug jack yank if you wanna see 010 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I’m doing this in the freakiest way possible 020 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 07/02/202510 really slick sliding into the royal flush like that. Ace, king, Queen, Jack… ten you sly dog 010 0
Reposted by @tateward.bsky.socialwint @dril.bsky.social · 14/01/2025They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide 324208312895 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 15/01/2025The first guy to “yeah? Well, I fucked your mom” must’ve felt sooooo good 000 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Installed Chinese tik tok and this is the first thing I see 000 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Whenever I look at an older painting or piece of art and see a group of people living life as a social community I feel an intense desire to be a part of that. We were meant for that. Humans living in a single moment. A portrait of our shared bond. The chaos & speed of our lives deprive of us of it 040 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Very telling of our dark times that the younger generation will never know the intoxicating thrill of the “I’m feeling lucky” button 010 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 09/01/2025The polycule probably goes crazy at chilies 🌶️ 010 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Zendaya and Tommy boy may do miracles for our short kings 010 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I love winter and sitting outside in the cold and dying of hypothermia 000 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 08/01/2025If all the porn bots are gonna follow me could they at least like all my posts? 020 0
Reposted by @tateward.bsky.socialBOO-ny gesserit @bennygesserit.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Sometimes work sucks so you've just gotta use your break to concentrate on the things that actually matter in life, namely the dog from Yojimbo that trots by with a severed human hand in its mouth 20130070 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Unless ur referring to me cause im hung. iykyk 000 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Statistically there’s an average of one boob for everyone on the planet and that’s beautiful 020 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Gonna build a pirate ship then ✨imagine✨ if you wanna pull up 020 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Greening out with this and the cart of Forgetting how to breathe 010 0
