tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 16/04/2025I recall first having rally’s fries on a warm summer night. It was under glowing bug zapper light and I loved them so much I jumped up and down and spinned in circles. There were fireflies. 000 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 12/04/2025It should be illegal for good weather in the weekdays and bad weather on the weekend. Society should burn for this. 000 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 02/04/2025When you pick up a vacuum by the handle and lift it up over the cord…. That’s grabbing a puppy by the scruff. C’mere 000 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Logging on to google.com and just clicking the ads. Best toilet brands 2025? Sure. Who gives a damn.google.comGoogle 010 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 05/03/2025“white people have no culture” the humble Hokey Pokey: 000 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Strongly believe any arctic animal would strongly prefer living in the tropics. Aint no way they’re waking up like “oh boy more snow and a scorching -10 degrees today” 010 0
Reposted by @tateward.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/02/2025"Aren't you the country where people hang plastic testicles on their cars?" Ok wise guy, and where do people in your country hang them? 1437166478 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Pokémon cop: been training hitmonlee to beat my wife for me 000 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I want to write stories and sit next to the creek but it’s COLD and RAINY 010 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Having a round kitchen table is so important so you can walk circles around it :) 010 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I LOVE CLEANING MY ROOM AND SHARPENING MY KNOVES. But I accidently make them duller because I’m not good at sharpening them yet 010 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Gay future teller call me the SoothSLAYer 000 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Going triple plat in jerk tug jack yank if you wanna see 010 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I’m doing this in the freakiest way possible 020 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 07/02/202510 really slick sliding into the royal flush like that. Ace, king, Queen, Jack… ten you sly dog 010 0
Reposted by @tateward.bsky.socialwint @dril.bsky.social · 14/01/2025They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide 324208332896 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 15/01/2025The first guy to “yeah? Well, I fucked your mom” must’ve felt sooooo good 000 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Installed Chinese tik tok and this is the first thing I see 000 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Whenever I look at an older painting or piece of art and see a group of people living life as a social community I feel an intense desire to be a part of that. We were meant for that. Humans living in a single moment. A portrait of our shared bond. The chaos & speed of our lives deprive of us of it 040 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Very telling of our dark times that the younger generation will never know the intoxicating thrill of the “I’m feeling lucky” button 010 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 09/01/2025The polycule probably goes crazy at chilies 🌶️ 010 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Zendaya and Tommy boy may do miracles for our short kings 010 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I love winter and sitting outside in the cold and dying of hypothermia 000 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 08/01/2025If all the porn bots are gonna follow me could they at least like all my posts? 020 0
Reposted by @tateward.bsky.socialBOO-ny gesserit @bennygesserit.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Sometimes work sucks so you've just gotta use your break to concentrate on the things that actually matter in life, namely the dog from Yojimbo that trots by with a severed human hand in its mouth 20130070 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Statistically there’s an average of one boob for everyone on the planet and that’s beautiful 020 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Gonna build a pirate ship then ✨imagine✨ if you wanna pull up 020 0
Reposted by @tateward.bsky.socialJosh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub 423280034190 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 02/01/2025I would be so good at coloring books now. Wasted potential in kindergarten 031 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 31/12/2024When a dog has one ear inside out: ouch. Flop era. How embarrassing. 020 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Lots of love for the armpits but what about the knee pits? Where the love for knee pits 130 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 26/12/2024If I was a great sea beast I would swallow up Elon musk and take him to the bottom of the ocean and the land dwellers would cheer my name SEA BEAST SEA BEAST 120 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Watching a movie in a theater and I’m the only one there… it’s me! the movie boy!!! I’m da king of the movies 020 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 25/12/2024How funny would it be if Jesus really was the only white guy born in the Middle East 020 0
Reposted by @tateward.bsky.socialTerminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyol.bsky.social · 23/12/2024 1344447606336 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Chick fil a drive thru will have the most queer coded person you ever saw saying some shit like “have a blessed day” 041 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 23/12/2024If I had a goth girl friend I would let her torture me and kill me and stuff if she was stressed out 021 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I’m curating Twitter feeds you couldn’t imagine 010 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Beautiful photo I took at work. A home with cozy saw dust for a field mouse perhaps 010 0
Reposted by @tateward.bsky.socialPunk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Happy Birthday to Martina Michele Weymouth aka Tina Weymouth, genius bass guitarist for Talking Heads and Tom Tom Club, born on this day in 1950 in Coronado, California 📸 Michael Grecco #punk #punkrock #postpunk #newwave #tinaweymouth #talkingheads #punkrockhistory #otd 905793309 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Elon musk inventing Christmas: what if it was called Xmas 000 0
tateward.bsky.social @tateward.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Who else really feeling the magic of Christmas hope filling your spirit and soul 000 0
