Tashy McTashFace @tashp351.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Find out if this is true please @cainunable.bsky.social 1180
Tashy McTashFace @tashp351.bsky.social · 02/02/2025I can’t dm the screenshot but this is what I asked on twitter 020
Tashy McTashFace @tashp351.bsky.social · 02/02/2025I will not be beaten! I will have a dinosaur downstairs toilet! 110
Tashy McTashFace @tashp351.bsky.social · 02/02/2025@fenrisgames.com hello! I’ve been signposted to yourself as I am looking for someone that would be able to commission a large 3d T-Rex head,to mount on a wall. Something like the photo. Is this something you might be able to help with? Or direct me to someone that could? Thank you! 5100
Tashy McTashFace @tashp351.bsky.social · 31/01/20259 years ago today, Claudia Schiffer touched my dads ACTUAL ARM. We celebrate every year. Nothing fancy obviously. We just hire a hall, invite about 100 people max. Finger buffet, disco etc. All very low-key. 3331
Tashy McTashFace @tashp351.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Don’t you mean bang. Don’t you speak the lingo yet? 020
Tashy McTashFace @tashp351.bsky.social · 25/01/2025I’m in London. *stuffs cash in socks and bumbag and snogs Kate Moss* 1160
Reposted by Tashy McTashFaceDavid Marshall @illdave.bsky.social · 23/01/2025You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles. 328163052541
Tashy McTashFace @tashp351.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Running Up that Hill is 40 years old this year. I just googled the super fucking hot dancer that was in it with her to see what he looked like now. Turns out he underwent gender reassignment surgery & is now a female Taxi driver in Jersey. Mind blown.media.tenor.coma man is laying on top of another man with the words `` running up that hill '' above them .ALT: a man is laying on top of another man with the words `` running up that hill '' above them . 170
Tashy McTashFace @tashp351.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Barney’s New Years resolutions: 1. Spy on the neighbours more ✅ 2. Always, ALWAYS, be prepared to play netball. ✅ 3471
Tashy McTashFace @tashp351.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Your steak looks nice mum. What am I having for dinner? Oh, dry brown rocks again? Wow, that must be what, 9 years in a row now. I’m so fucking excited. 2251
Tashy McTashFace @tashp351.bsky.social · 03/01/2025The first Friday of 2025 can only mean one thing. Play us your banger little guy. 0456
Tashy McTashFace @tashp351.bsky.social · 24/12/2024As Barney sat by the Christmas tree and reflected on his actions, he couldn’t help think that even though he’d eaten his sister’s new slippers before she’d even seen them, underneath it all, he was still a really good boy. 0290
Tashy McTashFace @tashp351.bsky.social · 22/12/2024When you’ve watched both Masterchef and DIY SOS before dinner. 1270
Tashy McTashFace @tashp351.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Frankie Goes to Hollywood Power Of Love is my favourite Xmas song. It was 1984, me mum & dad were having tea watching it on Top of the Pops and the phone rang. It was the boy from next door asking me out. I’d fancied him for ages & was so happy. AND we had pie for tea. Winner. 8512
Tashy McTashFace @tashp351.bsky.social · 22/12/2024How many strepsils is too many? Asking for me. I think. I dunno really, I’m a bit dizzy and everything is purple. 290
Tashy McTashFace @tashp351.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Me, eyeing up the dessert trolly coming towards my table. 2242
Tashy McTashFace @tashp351.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Beef wellington & Xmas pudding. T’was delicious! 110
Tashy McTashFace @tashp351.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Had a meal at Delia Smith’s tonight. Actual Delia Smith was also having a meal in there and she came up and spoke to us when she walked past our table. The dizzy heights of living in Norwich. Next stop: Alan Partridge. 2391
Tashy McTashFace @tashp351.bsky.social · 20/12/2024When you’re festive as fuck but also work in the red light district. 1281
Tashy McTashFace @tashp351.bsky.social · 20/12/2024When I parked here earlier, these shoes were not there. #peterborough 3150
Reposted by Tashy McTashFaceAndy @judgedreddful.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Many years ago, a friends ex colleague went to a very fancy country house wedding where Robert Plant and Jimmy Page played an impromptu acoustic set of Led Zep songs. This was only discovered after she had initially described it as ‘2 old blokes sang some boring songs’ 193
Tashy McTashFace @tashp351.bsky.social · 20/12/2024He’s off to do a bit of Christmas shopping today, but not before he plays you his Friday banger. 1150
Tashy McTashFace @tashp351.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Husband’s mate’s mate (keep up) was married to a McCartney daughter. One Boxing Day, Paul was at their house and was playing the piano. His son in law was watching the football on TV, and snapped at PAUL McCARTNEY “For God’s sake Paul, give the piano a rest will you??”. 1192
Tashy McTashFace @tashp351.bsky.social · 19/12/2024media.tenor.coma man in a leather jacket and tie is smiling .ALT: a man in a leather jacket and tie is smiling . 000
Tashy McTashFace @tashp351.bsky.social · 18/12/2024In the days of yore, did anyone else ever make their mum and dad an ashtray for Christmas at school? My parents never smoked so of course, I made loads of them. I remember one clearly. It was really fancy and had a blue glittery glass finish.media.tenor.coman elderly woman wearing a hat and a blue jacketALT: an elderly woman wearing a hat and a blue jacket 3170
