Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Hello, a small reminder that I’m mainly on Instagram these days. You can find me here, should you wish: www.instagram.com/cain_unable?...instagram.comLogin • InstagramWelcome back to Instagram. Sign in to check out what your friends, family & interests have been capturing & sharing around the world. 140
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 24/12/2024The Olympics are fine and yes Olympians work quite hard but my ability to get a Christmas dinner out on time while absolutely off my fucking face should be celebrated FAR more than it is. 0140
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 24/12/2024-"I've spent the last bloody hour doing that thing to sprouts so they cook better." -"A little cross?" -"I'm fucking furious mate." 0125
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 23/12/2024If Evri manage to get all my Christmas parcels to me undamaged that’ll be completely unpressiedented. Yes. *Lips on mic* Un-pressie-dented. 0362
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I forgot how hot Ghostbusters Sigourney Weaver was. *Rubs thighs* 1110
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I worked in a professional kitchen for like five years in the 90s so I’m actually legally entitled to refer to my Christmas lunch prep as ‘’mise en place” whatever my wife says. 160
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Made a coffee and I almost forgot to put booze in it. Phew. 0170
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 22/12/2024We’re watching Carry On on Netflix. I’m pretty confident you can see some of the plot holes from space. 570
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 22/12/2024When you get a dog it’s a very short step from "No of course he won't be allowed on the bed!" to "We'll hang his stocking in the middle." 3759
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 22/12/2024This bay is usually calm and quiet but today, full of kelpies. 1131
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Made actual eggnog because I’m wholesome as fuck me. 280
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 22/12/2024A Christmas story in 4 parts. Brought to you by the ineptitude of Morrisson’s. 🙄 2240
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Why is there a parking bay only for women with uneven boobs? 3212
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Me when I eat the bounty, toffee penny or dark chocolate toblerone for my family. 2151
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Makes tea that’s incredibly weak and every time it’s in hot water it squirms horribly and blames someone else. 0374
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 21/12/2024When a French person offers me something I don't want.media.tenor.coma man and woman are looking at each other and the man is saying `` no mercy '' .ALT: a man and woman are looking at each other and the man is saying `` no mercy '' . 151
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Time to watch Hans Gruber fall off the Nakatomi Plaza. 🎄 0110
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 21/12/2024I’m near peak performance at this time of year. 013210
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 21/12/2024🎶Driving home for Christmas, I can’t wait to see their faeces🎶 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukCornwall charity Santa surf was cancelled after sewage dischargeThe Santa surf event could not go ahead because of 0162
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Me 40 minutes after running out of hyaluronic acid moisturiser. 070
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 21/12/2024This time a decade ago I drove a shit car, I was close to getting divorced, I worked a job I hated, I was unfit, overweight & I was unhappy, but now ten years later, I've decided I quite like that car. 1410
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Did you know that if you drink too much sparkling wine & drive you can be proseccocuted. 1336
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 20/12/2024“Oh you thought it was *your* pen? Despite it being on someone else’s desk? Ok, hands behind your back buddy.” 77810
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 18/12/2024“Don’t give up your job to become a wildlife photographer” they said. “You’ll go bankrupt” they said. “I’m so hungry Daddy” they said. Well who’s laughing now?! Ker-ching!! 3521
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Didn’t have all the ingredients for my quinoa & broccoli salad so I replaced the quinoa with bread, the broccoli with sausages and the salad with tomato ketchup. Follow me for more healthy recipes. 41277
Reposted by Cain UnableAndrew Cooper @rickynow.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Hey #totp fans. Just a reminder that BBC4 starts it's run of Christmas episodes tonight at 7pm. It's a good night for me. ISIHAC on Radio 4 at 6.30pm, then #totp at 7pm. Followed by #OnlyConnect at 8pm and #universitychallenge at 8.30pm. 3124
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I have four days of work before I can get drunk and eat cheese for two whole weeks. I’ll repair the damage in January. 2191
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Just watched Home Alone.media.tenor.coma christmas tree with the words " it 's beginning to look a lot like christmas " below itALT: a christmas tree with the words " it 's beginning to look a lot like christmas " below it 060
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Am I a bad parent if just occasionally, when my children are fighting I don’t think “Stop it!”, I think…media.tenor.comtwo men are standing next to each other and one of them is holding a boxing glove in his hand .ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is holding a boxing glove in his hand . 030
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Went from Christmas panic to having completed my Christmas shopping today. Feeling Christmassy as fuck now. 0120
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 14/12/2024🎶 It’s beginning to look a lot like Christ-mas🎶🎄 1141
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 14/12/2024One day I will grow the fuck up. Today is not that day. 4496
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I just complained to the BBC about something.media.tenor.coma cartoon of homer simpson is holding a newspaper that says old man yells at cloudALT: a cartoon of homer simpson is holding a newspaper that says old man yells at cloud 050
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Handsome buzzard on the gatepost, until my chickens told it to fuck off. 61635
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Somebody just wished me happy Friday.media.tenor.coma close up of a cat 's face with the petcollective logo in the upper right cornerALT: a close up of a cat 's face with the petcollective logo in the upper right corner 190
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 12/12/2024“Put your money where your mouth is!” my old Dad used to shout. Lovely man, choked to death on a £2 coin. 0415
