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Tim

@tas50.bsky.social
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Sys Admin, turned Operations Engineer, turned Software Developer, turned Product Manager. Working to someday pivot to pizza parlor owner. Currently Product @ Mondoo.com. Ex Chef.io, Cozy.co, Limelight Networks, Webtrends, US Antarctica Program.

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Tim @tas50.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Overheard a guy tallying up his top pizza joints in Portland and I thought the list was the worst until I heard the end. Schmizza is #1 apparently. This was at Ranch Pizza too which surely belongs in the top 5
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Tim @tas50.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I have a super generic name which means I get a lot of emails meant for other people. Trevon, I feel real bad for you. This medical bill for 9.5k is BS. Sorry our healthcare system sucks.
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Tim @tas50.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The APs are all inside so they're nice and cozy.
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Tim @tas50.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We will never experience another moment in history as good as 90s Bay Area rap MS Office WordArt album covers
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Tim @tas50.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I really regret not grabbing some APs for WiGLE when I was down at McMurdo
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Tim @tas50.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Ouch. That’s a particularly bad one for Windows endpoints
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Tim @tas50.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
No amount of remodeling can make Seattle even an OK airport. Dirty, bad food options, and nonsense layout
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Tim @tas50.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It's really unfortunate that large enterprises use the CNA system as a way to reject CVEs and stop their customers from learning about vulnerabilities in their software
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Tim @tas50.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
As long as CA can toll all goods arriving in its coastal ports that transits inland. The coast is either US coastal waters or CA coastal waters. Flyover states can’t have the good without the bad.
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Tim @tas50.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Looks like some washed up new BDRs
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Other countries are arresting people on the Epstein list, America decided to make its most frequent flier its president and is now going to give him a war with Iran as a distraction. This is not a serious country.
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Tim @tas50.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
That's not how a power grid works, but sure.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Trump’s approval rating has held steady at 40% to this week. This post is right that the majority of Americans should come to terms with the fact that 2 out 5 of their fellow citizens want America to be a less competently run and more corrupt version of 1930s Germany. This is who we are.
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Tim @tas50.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Anything that took NEVI money anywhere in the US has an uptime requirement or the money can get clawed back
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Tim @tas50.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Only 21% of WA power is a fossil fuel
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Tim @tas50.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Location not station. Installing a transformer. Paving/concrete work. Conduits and wiring. 6+ chargers. Seems about right
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Tim @tas50.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Location not station
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Tim @tas50.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
They have uptime requirements in the awards
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Tim @tas50.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Modern security in a nutshell
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Tim @tas50.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
That place is a gem of a museum. Also the company the founded it was a CIA front and it's a wild story
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Tim @tas50.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Sometimes I think about the poor engineer that typo'd 'Physically' in Windows WMI and how in 2026 we still have to explain to people that yes "CsPhyicallyInstalledMemory" is actually the property you need to call in your code.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
Richard scarry image of pigs eating hot dogs
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Tim @tas50.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
If 11 million is ever burning a whole in your wallet, you can get this super weird house in Ferndale, complete with space for your Zebras www.zillow.com/homedetails/...?
zillow.com
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Captain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
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Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com · 02/01/2026
Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti. Mattia sips on an espresso during his. Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Alessandra Fumagalli housing some pasta during her headshotMattia Gaspari sipping on an espresso
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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
That’s why HAVN designed the EMF-blocking beanie.
Powered by our proprietary WaveStopper™ Technology, it forms a barrier that blocks over 99% of WiFi, 5G, and Bluetooth radiation right where it matters most: your brain.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
@joepompliano on Threads posted a pic of a map dotted with dozens of yacht names and said: “Pretty much every billionaire that owns a superyacht is in St. Barth right now for New Year's Eve - Jeff Bezos, Miriam Adelson, Shahid Khan, Sergey Brin, Jerry Jones, and 100+ others”
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Chip Stewart @medialawprof.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
My usual reminder that “we’re gonna file a lawsuit” isn’t news. That’s a press release. “We filed a lawsuit and here’s the complaint” is news.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Releasing the Epstein Files was the weirdest way to find out that Donald Trump has actually had one real friend.
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Tim @tas50.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas from the Smiths
An aging product manager nails a hockey shot on his kid on xmas morning
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Governor Newsom Press Office @govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov · 15/12/2025
California is bringing on former CDC Director Dr. Susan Monarez to launch the Public Health Network Innovation Exchange (PHNIX). PHNIX will work to move California and the nation forward despite the CDC’s retreat from science under the Trump admin.
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Zack Whittaker @zackwhittaker.com · 25/11/2025
My partner sometimes sends me links for my cyber newsletter, this.weekinsecurity.com. Today she sent me this story (forgive the link) about a leaked recording of Campbell's CISO allegedly criticizing his company's own food, with the comment, simply: "Cyber soup-curity," followed by, "C.I.S.Oh no."
dailymail.co.uk
Leaked audio reveals Campbell's VP's remarks about soup's ingredients
A leaked recording from a former staffer has sparked chaos for Campbell Soup, claiming to show a company VP trash-talking the brand's own products and the people who buy them.
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Tim @tas50.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Most airports are pretty well run though. Seattle not so much
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Peter Hilton @hilton.org.uk · 01/08/2025
Whoever says, ‘as an engineer I can talk to customers and define product strategy myself, so we don’t need product managers’ just became the product manager
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Tim @tas50.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Yes
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Tim @tas50.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
E-40 did a Tiny Desk concert and it's amazing if you haven't seen it www.youtube.com/watch?v=59eB...
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E-40: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
www.newyorker.com/cartoons/daily-cartoon/tuesday-november-11th-we-cave
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Governor Gavin Newsom @governor.ca.gov · 08/11/2025
Donald Trump is now going all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court to take SNAP food benefits away from Americans in need. California won't back down in court from supporting the tens of millions of Americans the Trump Administration seemingly wants to starve.
USA Today: "Trump administration asks Supreme Court to stop order requiring SNAP benefits be paid"
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 08/11/2025
Senate update: Republicans are now trying to sneak a backdoor national abortion ban into their government funding bill. Republicans will stop at nothing to control women's health care decisions.
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 04/11/2025
One of the huge perks of working at a software company is, when there's something about the product that bothers you personally, you can get your hands dirty and find out why it's basically impossible to get fixed
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Andrew Mueller @andrewmueller.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 31/10/2025
15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.
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ivory1.bsky.social @ivory1.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Photo of a black bowl with orange pumpkins on it. Inside are copies of George Orwell's 1984 and a sign that says: One copy of 1984 per child. 
Not my photo.
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 17/10/2025
This makes sense coming from the guy whose son monitors his porn consumption
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Tim @tas50.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
These gloves that just showed up will be great when I grow a second right hand
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Tim @tas50.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
This is probably the coolest jersey out there www.nhl.com/kraken/fans/...
nhl.com
Seattle Kraken Third Jersey | Seattle Kraken
The all new Seattle Kraken third jersey is made to menace. Buy a Seattle Kraken alternate jersey today.
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Tim @tas50.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
If Bluesky is wondering what their revenue model could be, maybe they should consider monetizing a button to block anime porn posts. So many. Do no want.
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