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@tartles.bsky.social
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Making the best of this ride on the Earth carousel he/him

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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Jaws: First Blood
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
slaps the side of my decommissioned submarine resting askew in 3ft of standing water
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
how does it rate for you?
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the "iced coffee at a job interview" discussion is obviously stupid but also a great representation of the fact that every single HR person/recruiter has their own different made up rules for candidates and all of them think they are absolutely correct
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Charles Ornstein @charlesornstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Must read: I Deliberately Bet Like a Problem Gambler. DraftKings Made Me a VIP.
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I Deliberately Bet Like a Problem Gambler. DraftKings Made Me a VIP.
Amid growing public health concerns, operators like DraftKings have touted “responsible gaming” tools and prompts. But as I went off the deep end, I found they were no match for the incentives and pro...
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@mementomorty.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/disc...
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/atar...
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i loathe the conversational deception
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i heard the expression from Bill Hader in a story about SNL. i think it was seth meyers had said it to him
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
don’t let JD see this
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
11 acquaintances reunite in vegas and leave with a fortune
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
More from me... and WHY UNIONS ARE AMAZING! karenattiah.substack.com/p/the-washin...
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The Washington Post Fired Me. I Fought—and Won My Job Back.
Nearly a year after being wrongfully fired for my comments on race, gender and violence, an arbitrator has ordered my immediate reinstatement.
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
the alt account continues to elewd me
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Meade Krosby @meadekrosby.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ensuring libraries have good HVAC systems - for heat, smoke and pandemics - is a no-brainer. They’re already vital community resilience hubs. Our little window unit just broke and we’ve been sweltering with the windows closed against the smoke. I’d happily spend the day at my neighborhood library.
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Michael E. Mann @michaelemann.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My explanation of how climate change is amplifying these wildfires ended up entirely on the @npr.org cutting room floor. Instead they included an extremely misleading of the supposed role of fire suppression and human alteration (expertly debunked here: www.theclimatebrink.com/p/canadas-bo... )
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empath75.bsky.social @empath75.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Probably the best soccer game i’ve ever watched.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Air to Ground Message: WOOT WOOT MERICA Area: Jacksonville, FL, USA Type: Boeing 737-800 A: #ac71bbe518e F: #f6b8965e038
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Air to Ground Message: CAN W GET THE SCORE FOR USA VS BOSNIA SOCCER GAME PLS Area: Jacksonville, FL, USA Type: Boeing 737-800 A: #ac71bbe518e F: #f6b8965e038
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Imagine a 250th where the Museum of American History celebrates American Icon Mel Brooks' 100th with free screenings of his movies on the Mall.
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
pre-ordered paperback. thank you Cat!
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
(indicating deer head mounted on my wall) no that one died of natural causes
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
why are so many people in my mentions
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
@jhkiley.bsky.social will there be a mascot ranking for Maple, Zayu, Clutch?
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
a fun World Cup thread. still considering my favorite nickname. which will be the right and proper choice of course. would like to see some debate in here
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
incredible work!
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Jason Herbert @herberthistory.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Alright, It's time. SNEAKERS with Historians At The Movies kicks off at 8pm eastern tonight. #HATM 1/
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
this is fantastic
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
skeets
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 02/04/2026
Part 2
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 02/04/2026
Pretty obsessed with this group of Thai kids who absolutely shred (have to do this one on two parts)
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
yeah I'm very normal in the brain region
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
moms run the show. badasses
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
it says afib, is that bad?
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
PA. nearby with good hospitals
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Vinny’s italian kitchen anna maria island florida. incredible deli www.italiankitchenami.com
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Italian Market | Vinny's Italian Kitchen | United States
Vinny's Italian Kitchen is like Little Italy in the heart of Anna Maria. We offer authentic italian food for takeout. Including brick oven pizza, stromboli, and calzones, Deli items (sandwiches, panin...
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
bsky.app/profile/dril...
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
if anything goes down, we were at the park all day
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
archive.is/yzkZI
archive.is
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
can’t let them break through that glass ceiling /s
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
yellow border indicates a level of classification and should not be visible to individuals without proper security clearance.
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
sometimes i wrestle with my demons. sometimes we just snuggle.
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
are 40s still the 40s?
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
one rendezvous and they were through with you
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
mortyan gray
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
a fun creative way to engage students. i would have enjoyed this in college
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tartles @tartles.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
YAHTZEE!
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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 01/12/2025
Not rude things, a thread:
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Ben Phillips @benphillips76.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
/2 Anyway, this is what the Smoking Gun was reporting TWENTY YEARS AGO in 2006. It was horrifying then and it’s still horrifying and it unequivocally shows child abuse. www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/se...
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Billionaire In Palm Beach Sex Scandal
JULY 26--Prepare to take a shower after reading this remarkably sleazy probable cause affidavit filed in the case of Jeffrey Epstein, the billionaire financier who was arrested Sunday for soliciting s
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Cooper River Indivisible @crindivisible.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
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