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Taquito The Puppet

@taquitothepuppet.bsky.social
2.5K followers 2.1K following 4.7K posts

An adorable Puppet with a big mouth. Anti-MAGA Pro-choice Punches Nazis Send me G1 Transformers! Also referred to as: "hijo de la chingada"

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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Well, this app was fun for a few months but now I get no engagement so I'm taking it off my phone. If I came back it will be from my PC. Later humans (not that you cared). Fuckers
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Who's Cheerios do I need to shit in today?
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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a man with sweat on his face is holding his hand up in the air and says `` if he dies , he dies . ''
ALT: a man with sweat on his face is holding his hand up in the air and says `` if he dies , he dies . ''
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Jay Waters @jaywaters.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The President of the United States is a liar.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Irony
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I'll wish ill on him for you human. It's what I'm here for!
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Are we really surprised that the guy who bankrupted casinos is now struggling to manage a functional government? At this point, the only thing operating smoothly in trump world is his golf cart.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Hello.
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mayoisspicyy.bsky.social @mayoisspicyy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The entire country is telling Trump to go fuck himself. 🇺🇸
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🦋𝘙𝘩ₒ𝒏∂𝔞 @rhondasrealm.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
trump and his entire cabinet should be impeached and arrested!
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nancabell.bsky.social @nancabell.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
They got it right ‼️👍🏻👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Again AEW > WWE #WRESTLESKY
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
He's a fucking joke.
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Jill 💙🌊🌊💙 @pumpkin061.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
👇💯
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Lewi Whalberg @anno1540.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
They’re chanting it in arenas now. “Fuck ICE.” Not fringe. Not hidden. Mainstream. Loud. Unfiltered. When institutions lose legitimacy, the streets stop whispering. ....They start shouting.
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terrible towelie @terribletowelie.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Meh.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Ugh. I'm almost done with this app. Find me on Instagram if you remotely care.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
And deranged cultists who act like he's the second coming of Jesus...
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Follow me there for videos. I can't get any traction here. You will be rewarded with my cute fuzzy face! www.instagram.com/taquito_the_...
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Spooky Sasquatch @nerdysasquatch.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Star Trek has always been about exploring the human condition while also having some fun, thought provoking, and weird sci-fi concepts. Getting tired of media illiterate chuds and fake fans trying to convince you it was only about the cool spaceships.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
It's absolutely insane how delusional the Orange Overlord is.
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Where are the Epstein Files arrests? Where are the Epstein Files trials?
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I honestly have ZERO interest in the Olympics. RELEASE THE FUCKING EPSTEIN FILES!
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
What a piece of shit.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Anyone else feel icky watching this? I need a bath. Maybe a nap.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Well, word salad is out the window. What the actual fuck was that nonsense?
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
This is concerning, that a rep feels they must post this. A lot in our coalition has felt the same way and worried about it, but didn’t think we’d be here publicly.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Stephen Miller definitely wrote that one.
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LisaBeth @brokendemocracy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Every single person incriminated in the Epstein files needs to be prosecuted, immediately.
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Congresswoman Maxine Dexter, M.D. @repdexteror.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The SAVE America Act isn’t saving anyone. Congress should be expanding access to the ballot box—not restricting it. This bill could make it harder for millions of married women to vote if it passes. It’s voter suppression disguised in the name of election security. I will be voting HELL no.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
BREAKING: Pam Bondi appears to have just committed a federal crime by lying under oath. Ted lieu just caught her in a lie and called for her resignation live on TV.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Sweet.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
*looks suspiciously, then bows out*
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Oh gurl, he can't save you now.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
R.I.P. judie bagwell
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Boebert taking notes from MTG... Rats escaping a sinking ship... #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #ImpeachTrump #EpsteinFiles
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Just Susan @sspicer29.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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a man in a blue jacket has the word nice written on his chest
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The trump administration has no fucking clue about anything they're actually guilty of....
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Epstein island proved that's his life motto...
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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the lie doctor determined you were telling the truth on tv
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Looked up #MusicChallenge and it's all the same crap people hear on the FM radio. Where's the new music? Is my human the only one to discover new acts???
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Using honey select doesn't make you an artist.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
We all expected him to send us into the next depression.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I love Bad Bunny! my human's "girlfriend" (they have a weird relationship) listens to him every time she visits. (She's Dominican)
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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a young man wearing a pink hoodie with the words you 're damn right on it
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Trump's well known for not paying...
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a man is sitting on a couch with his hands on his face and the words pretends to be shocked above him
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
And recognize it's how Trump and his fellow human traffickers are keeping up stock. "Stock" being women and children...
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